Enrique Bedlam
@enriquebedlam.bsky.social
Mexican-Cuban weirdo. Immigration paralegal. IANAL. Florida Gnomes, take my bones, to a place, they don't belong! he/him. Caffeine addict.
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Enrique Bedlam
@enriquebedlam.bsky.social
· Jul 18
Y'all the defendant/s will try a motion to dismiss in that defamation before it ever gets to discovery where they will argue lack of Actual Malice/causation/that the statement was an opinion and they will likely win.
If this works like I think it does.... DEEP CUT
Sheb Wooley
Sheb Wooley
Michael Caine
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If this works like I think it does.... DEEP CUT
Sheb Wooley
Sheb Wooley
Bet they aren't halting that yearly $100 fee though are they...
The Trump administration has announced it is halting all asylum decisions in the wake of the National Guard shooting in Washington, D.C. Here's what we know.
Trump administration says it is halting all asylum decisions after National Guard shooting
The Trump administration has announced it is halting all asylum decisions in the wake of the National Guard shooting in Washington, D.C. Here's what we know.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Bet they aren't halting that yearly $100 fee though are they...
Can we please stop doing this Trump vs Biden granted the shooter asylum bullshit? The asylum process is hard enough and it only covers your past not what you could do in the future. We don't need it to be tougher, sometimes people go bad and there is no reasonable way to predict it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Can we please stop doing this Trump vs Biden granted the shooter asylum bullshit? The asylum process is hard enough and it only covers your past not what you could do in the future. We don't need it to be tougher, sometimes people go bad and there is no reasonable way to predict it.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I am either dead, fine or both somehow.
I am either dead, fine or both somehow.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I am either dead, fine or both somehow.
I am either dead, fine or both somehow.
Oh FUCK...this asshole is strapping us all to the Bubble isn't he....
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh FUCK...this asshole is strapping us all to the Bubble isn't he....
BBNO$ NSFW.
Which sounds like a crypto coin or porn category but I swear it bops.
Which sounds like a crypto coin or porn category but I swear it bops.
Name the last song you've heard.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
BBNO$ NSFW.
Which sounds like a crypto coin or porn category but I swear it bops.
Which sounds like a crypto coin or porn category but I swear it bops.
Ok, I get people are mad at free speech absolutists and I get why. But I want you to try an exercise I try whenever you think of a new law that limits speech. It's like Schumer's imaginary friends but less stupid. 1/2
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ok, I get people are mad at free speech absolutists and I get why. But I want you to try an exercise I try whenever you think of a new law that limits speech. It's like Schumer's imaginary friends but less stupid. 1/2
When you max out Charisma, apparently.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When you max out Charisma, apparently.
Reposted by Enrique Bedlam
Hey all, we're coming up on Giving Tuesday so I wanted to highlight some direct services organizations that are directly helping immigrants caught up in the current mess. To start, someone I know works at Catholic Legal Services of Miami and let me know they're fundraising this week. Check it out!
Support Catholic Legal Services on Give Miami Day
Catholic Legal Services (CLS) aims to welcome the stranger and provide urgently-needed high-quality and culturally competent legal services and guidance to low-income immigrants in South Florida. The ...
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November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hey all, we're coming up on Giving Tuesday so I wanted to highlight some direct services organizations that are directly helping immigrants caught up in the current mess. To start, someone I know works at Catholic Legal Services of Miami and let me know they're fundraising this week. Check it out!
James Comey, his lawyers, the Judge and Halligan will be trapped in an eternal hell of being both in a case and not in a case and must spend the rest of their natural lives in that courtroom until it resolves.
No, that's not a theoretically possible and doctrinally sound description of the situation except, yes, this might be the only theoretically possible and doctrinal sound description of the situation.
So arguably the judge can’t dismiss the case because there is, technically, no case!
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
James Comey, his lawyers, the Judge and Halligan will be trapped in an eternal hell of being both in a case and not in a case and must spend the rest of their natural lives in that courtroom until it resolves.
Not technically a lie.
Mike Johnson claims House Republicans did "some of the best work of their careers" during the govt shutdown
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Not technically a lie.
Frankly, if he think's a bipartisan bill is coming out of the senate he is the stupidest man in all Virginia.
Tim Kaine: "It would be political malpractice of the highest order for the House to not take up a bipartisan bill coming out of the Senate."
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Frankly, if he think's a bipartisan bill is coming out of the senate he is the stupidest man in all Virginia.
Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.
AH yes, I too would want my family haunted by the blandest most average version of me made entirely out of the shattered pieces of my many masks assembled by a machine that lies to you.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
AH yes, I too would want my family haunted by the blandest most average version of me made entirely out of the shattered pieces of my many masks assembled by a machine that lies to you.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Trump is going to claim he defended healthcare from illegals and since the Dems have nothing to show for it enough people will believe them.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Trump is going to claim he defended healthcare from illegals and since the Dems have nothing to show for it enough people will believe them.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want.
This was an unmitigated disaster.
May we all pray to our Blessed Lady of Jury Nullification.
A not guilty verdict, accompanied by many sandwich jokes. “Jurors showed no appetite for the Justice Department's case against "sandwich guy," the D.C. resident who chucked a Subway sandwich at the chest of a federal officer, finding him not guilty on Thursday after several hours of deliberations.”
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
May we all pray to our Blessed Lady of Jury Nullification.
Finally someone calls out the struggles of the two Dutch homeless guys living on the abandoned roof of the old Sunset Place Mall.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Finally someone calls out the struggles of the two Dutch homeless guys living on the abandoned roof of the old Sunset Place Mall.
Y'all need to see this chart and realize this was Biden rules. It's worse now.
Seeing this chart as an impressionable young man was a formative moment in my political development
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Y'all need to see this chart and realize this was Biden rules. It's worse now.
I love the fact that this dumbass thinks when I go get lime juice and cilantro for my salsa today I am going to need to flash a Real ID to the Publix clerk or auto-checkout machine.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love the fact that this dumbass thinks when I go get lime juice and cilantro for my salsa today I am going to need to flash a Real ID to the Publix clerk or auto-checkout machine.
Every lifelong Democrat I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed ban trans people from some bathrooms as a compromise" and every adult convert is like "According to literature ICE must be abolished and the Republican party dismantled at the root!"
every kristol-adjacent convert is essentially in the mood that their former party is an affront to god and that they need to damn it to hell
it makes me laugh that the likes of yglesias are all about trying to flip right-wing voters but all the actual right-wing voters who have recently flipped seem to be like "get a load of this asshole" about every one of them
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every lifelong Democrat I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed ban trans people from some bathrooms as a compromise" and every adult convert is like "According to literature ICE must be abolished and the Republican party dismantled at the root!"
Though I still think CBP One into CAA into Natz is the best path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Though I still think CBP One into CAA into Natz is the best path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
Give everyone the Cuban path.
In light of this I would like to announce that any Asylum application I help prepare and file will be retroactively filed the day before the 1 year expiration period ended and thus are all timely.
Attorney General Pam Bondi says she has retroactively appointed former Trump attorney Lindsey Halligan as a "special attorney" for DOJ and has "ratified" all of her actions to date, including her presentations to the grand juries that indicted Trump's foes.
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In light of this I would like to announce that any Asylum application I help prepare and file will be retroactively filed the day before the 1 year expiration period ended and thus are all timely.
Imagine posting this on shut the fuck up Friday eve.....
I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Imagine posting this on shut the fuck up Friday eve.....