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Enrique Bedlam
@enriquebedlam.bsky.social
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Mexican-Cuban weirdo. Immigration paralegal. IANAL. Florida Gnomes, take my bones, to a place, they don't belong! he/him. Caffeine addict.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · Jul 18
Y'all the defendant/s will try a motion to dismiss in that defamation before it ever gets to discovery where they will argue lack of Actual Malice/causation/that the statement was an opinion and they will likely win.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 1h
No. It was blocked because he wanted to put his name on the cruelty in the bill. And he did. The messaging failure was buying in to the Border Problems narrative.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 1h
True as that may be, I don't think I have seen a single successful Bivens since the first one.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 9h
Radar, perhaps you can lobby for an expanded version of FTCA that allows that?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10h
Lets see what spicy auto-complete says...
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10h
Wrecking Leftism? Oh bless your heart.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10h
Still 0 policies. Grandpa gets excited but that makes him forgetful.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10h
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 10h
Ok. Now ask it about the Autoantibodies that eat your poor lil maga brain.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 16h
Easy

He didn't. Gosh are you silly though.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 16h
Keep telling yourself that gramps. You are, and I say this with all sincerity, literally indistinguishable from a boomer.

If you are Gen X, is that what you wanted to be when you grew up?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 17h
Honestly the potential outcomes were useless, racist or insane so kinda glad you landed where you did.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 18h
Like bruh did't need to be bribed to take the shot, I took it so one day I could not retire at 80.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19h
Oh I know why. This is deep chud lore. Some pharmacy or something offered donuts as a way to persuade chuds and Magas convinced themselves the only reason we would do healthcare was donuts.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19h
It's not my wheelhouse but if he needs it he could submit to me if he likes. I feel like I could pick up findoming on the fly and I would certainly be better for his physical health.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19h
Why does this never tip them off. If anyone is like "Let's say I am a 23 year old baker from Charlotte" I search that shit up.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19h
For a man who always shits his pants, the only revenge on the world is to force the clean bottomed to gag on the smell.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 20h
I also appreciate his reading comprehension regarding that clip. Did you know that being bankrupt is the best way to protect yourself against financial fraud?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 20h
We need to go back to traditional classic values! No gender shit.

So anyways let's read a story about the child of Hermes and Aphrodite.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 20h
Flu. The flu is not COVID. Because natural immunity with COVID comes with autoantibodies that eat your brain while they don't with the Flu .

I bet you put diesel in your sedan because they both come from the gas station.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
You are very much leaving out the very real probability of a brain fog befuddled boomer grandpa who is shit posting online to distract from the fact that none of his children or ex-wife like him enough to help him change his depends.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
Can we forget it though? Because it really feels like y'all are trying to remember us into that Miller Lite garbage.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
That bill was the Republican plan. You need to know that for when they eventually offer it up as a compromise.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 1d
Everyone? I can assure you nobody who worked in or understood immigration supported it.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 1d
Was it hiding behind the insane Miller Lite bill?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 1d
No. A party cannot be defamed.
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