the creature who lives in my house has an ear infection again, so guess who gets to bookend each day by wrestling an 8-lb knife tornado. for the next week and a half.
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
the creature who lives in my house has an ear infection again, so guess who gets to bookend each day by wrestling an 8-lb knife tornado. for the next week and a half.
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Botany valentine. Another oldie.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Botany valentine. Another oldie.
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(Normal = neutral expression concealing existential despair and brain-crushing boredom.)
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
(Normal = neutral expression concealing existential despair and brain-crushing boredom.)
I forgot about the superb owl and maybe I *won’t* be going to the store this afternoon
February 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I forgot about the superb owl and maybe I *won’t* be going to the store this afternoon
Fridays are for extra coffee 😌
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Fridays are for extra coffee 😌
post office, why did packidge arrive in city yesterday and then get sent to different city an hour and a half away today. please, post office, I just want packidge. a little treat. 🥺
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
post office, why did packidge arrive in city yesterday and then get sent to different city an hour and a half away today. please, post office, I just want packidge. a little treat. 🥺
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
shout out to yeast and human ingenuity for the gift of bread. bread: it’s good.
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
shout out to yeast and human ingenuity for the gift of bread. bread: it’s good.
day 536 of winter: just took the trash out in flip flops because it’s 36 entire degrees right now. “it’s nice out!” I said to myself.
February 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
day 536 of winter: just took the trash out in flip flops because it’s 36 entire degrees right now. “it’s nice out!” I said to myself.
for anxiety reasons, I’m [deep deep sigh] trying to cut back on caffeine. and it’s SO UNFAIR because if now isn’t the time for Little Treats then when is
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
for anxiety reasons, I’m [deep deep sigh] trying to cut back on caffeine. and it’s SO UNFAIR because if now isn’t the time for Little Treats then when is
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Happy birthday Tula-Tu! This petite party pachyderm is 1 today 💖
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Happy birthday Tula-Tu! This petite party pachyderm is 1 today 💖
I’ve been on progesterone for a week and I’ve taken it on time every single day so far, please clap
(the previous track record has been: alarm goes ding, SQUIRREL, I take medication 1-6 hours later)
(the previous track record has been: alarm goes ding, SQUIRREL, I take medication 1-6 hours later)
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I’ve been on progesterone for a week and I’ve taken it on time every single day so far, please clap
(the previous track record has been: alarm goes ding, SQUIRREL, I take medication 1-6 hours later)
(the previous track record has been: alarm goes ding, SQUIRREL, I take medication 1-6 hours later)
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Just a little scrabbledy sketch to keep spirits up.
I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?
I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Just a little scrabbledy sketch to keep spirits up.
I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?
I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?
what the fuck, January. THIS TOO?
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
what the fuck, January. THIS TOO?
STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS
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"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.
Over 50% of game developers now think generative AI is bad for the industry, a dramatic increase from just 2 years ago: 'I'd rather quit the industry than use generative AI'
The latest GDC survey also found that managers are more likely to use generative AI than their employees.
www.pcgamer.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:45 PM
"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
the toddler part of my brain is having a real bad time and it’s not socially permissible for me to throw the screaming tantrum I need to have
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
the toddler part of my brain is having a real bad time and it’s not socially permissible for me to throw the screaming tantrum I need to have
the awkward 30-secondish transition-journey videos I’ve been recording have paid off because holy shit I sound like a different person compared to last March. hrt fucking WORKS, y’all.
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 PM
the awkward 30-secondish transition-journey videos I’ve been recording have paid off because holy shit I sound like a different person compared to last March. hrt fucking WORKS, y’all.
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Woaahhhh! Weekend posting on bluesky from CPSC! Yeah, our social media management tool doesn't let us schedule bluesky posts so we have to pop in to remind everyone not to burn their houses down.
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Woaahhhh! Weekend posting on bluesky from CPSC! Yeah, our social media management tool doesn't let us schedule bluesky posts so we have to pop in to remind everyone not to burn their houses down.
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Hollllly moly, when it turns the corner. That is a lot of people.
January 23, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hollllly moly, when it turns the corner. That is a lot of people.
we who are about to go to the store salute you
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 PM
we who are about to go to the store salute you
time to go edit some stupid ppt slides now, I guess
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM
time to go edit some stupid ppt slides now, I guess
I have no words that won’t get me insta-banned so just: redacted. redacted to all of this.
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I have no words that won’t get me insta-banned so just: redacted. redacted to all of this.