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"I expect most witches are like that. They are not interested in things or people unless they can use them; they are terribly practical."
SF, CA, USA, Earth
SF, CA, USA, Earth
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
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Programming is not a real job because programmers don't get to wear special hats while programming.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Programming is not a real job because programmers don't get to wear special hats while programming.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
They know this, that's why programmers made up imaginary hats to they pretend to wear. They don't even describe these hats other than color, such is their shame at their hatlessness.
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discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
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IT'S HAPPENING: Great Horned Owlette season is upon us! Several weeks earlier than last year, not one but TWO owlettes have been documented AND verified.
By me.
10 minutes ago.
Let's goooo!!! And observe from a safe respectful distance!
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IT'S A SUPERB OWL MIRACLE! 🪶 🐣
By me.
10 minutes ago.
Let's goooo!!! And observe from a safe respectful distance!
Alt status:
IT'S A SUPERB OWL MIRACLE! 🪶 🐣
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
IT'S HAPPENING: Great Horned Owlette season is upon us! Several weeks earlier than last year, not one but TWO owlettes have been documented AND verified.
By me.
10 minutes ago.
Let's goooo!!! And observe from a safe respectful distance!
Alt status:
IT'S A SUPERB OWL MIRACLE! 🪶 🐣
By me.
10 minutes ago.
Let's goooo!!! And observe from a safe respectful distance!
Alt status:
IT'S A SUPERB OWL MIRACLE! 🪶 🐣
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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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feel a bit guilty for making fun of Chomsky because you’re only supposed to make fun of living people and dead people. People in the weird shadow zone in between have it hard enough already
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
feel a bit guilty for making fun of Chomsky because you’re only supposed to make fun of living people and dead people. People in the weird shadow zone in between have it hard enough already
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Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
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January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost
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peeling a banana in a new and interesting way but eating it normal gay style
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
peeling a banana in a new and interesting way but eating it normal gay style
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reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
is it announcing your wedding or is it coming out to your neighbors as having been living in sin this whole time
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
is it announcing your wedding or is it coming out to your neighbors as having been living in sin this whole time
It's 2025! You can download the first four parts of the Birdman of Alcatraz's 2000 page treatise against the United States prison system for free online!
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's 2025! You can download the first four parts of the Birdman of Alcatraz's 2000 page treatise against the United States prison system for free online!
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‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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#1 most employable skill continues to be "tolerance of hate speech" and... man i don't have it
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
#1 most employable skill continues to be "tolerance of hate speech" and... man i don't have it
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Loving my new scarf rack, but do I maybe have more dreams of flying snakes these days?
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Loving my new scarf rack, but do I maybe have more dreams of flying snakes these days?
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
grateful to have gotten the tsa agent who excitedly called "opt out" the magic words and not the tsa agent who took over immediately after and angrily demanded to know why i had been allowed to skip the photo
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
grateful to have gotten the tsa agent who excitedly called "opt out" the magic words and not the tsa agent who took over immediately after and angrily demanded to know why i had been allowed to skip the photo
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
for angels are halos more like hats or like antennae
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
for angels are halos more like hats or like antennae