Eric Garment
@ericgarment.bsky.social
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Researcher/copy writer for @numbersmlb.bsky.social. Sports uniform/number nerd. #Mets, Jets, #COYS, Terps, USMNT, pro wrestling. Two-time NYT quotee. Two-time Mets Designated Driver of the Game. Recently-minted Football Manager addict. He/him.
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ericgarment.bsky.social
boy howdy that was a heck of a baseball game

a bit of a disaster

but aren't we all
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jane.meangirls.online
the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen
ericgarment.bsky.social
every local fox affiliate should be busting out the best of local commercials right now

carmel cars in new york
eastern motors in dc/baltimore
gallery furniture in houston
ericgarment.bsky.social
what a hell of a throw by dingler jeez
ericgarment.bsky.social
gotta get someone from the stands to pass it down
ericgarment.bsky.social
hey victor robles is on base again
ericgarment.bsky.social
i like that we're really getting into the part of the night where all the content is getting replies, reposts, likes

we're just all in this one together, gang
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tolecover.bsky.social
Tigers-Mariners Game 5:
don't forget: you're here forever
ericgarment.bsky.social
i didn't turn this game on til the bottom of the 8th (i was doing stuff that ran long) and i feel like i've watched two games
ericgarment.bsky.social
who among us hasn't mixed up chris bosio and mike schooler
ericgarment.bsky.social
aj pierzynski openly admitting he doesn't know the mound visit rule lol
ericgarment.bsky.social
[1984 voice] we have always been playing against the toronto blue jays
ericgarment.bsky.social
if you're in the bullpen preparing to pitch, STAY IN THE BULLPEN

they HAVE to let you pitch in this game
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rockedfaces.bsky.social
If you're reading this, better start warming up, because you--yes, YOU--are about to pitch for the Mariners and/or Tigers
ericgarment.bsky.social
the sound of the 14th inning stretch at the ballpark is going to be 48,000 sets of teeth gritting
ericgarment.bsky.social
no bunt? pierzynski's not interested
ericgarment.bsky.social
jeff manto's just rooting for himself, as we all should do every day
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mikegianella.bsky.social
AJ PIERZYNSKI: this would be the perfect time for a bunt.

AJ PIERZYNSKI’S WIFE: we’re at a funeral. step away from the coffin and stop trying to hand the deceased a bat.
ericgarment.bsky.social
the fox bump-to-break music should get more unhinged with each passing inning
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yayroger.bsky.social
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted