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@ericplais.bsky.social
abolish ICE for Good
husband, cat dad, Twins fan
trans rights are human rights | he/him
it happened to me
husband, cat dad, Twins fan
trans rights are human rights | he/him
it happened to me
Pinned
for as long as I can keep it up-
1 like = 1 song from a video game I think slaps
1 like = 1 song from a video game I think slaps
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
I should just stop cheering for football teams it’s not working out for me
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I should just stop cheering for football teams it’s not working out for me
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penzeys shallot pepper is goated when making your meal a little nicer is the vibe
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
penzeys shallot pepper is goated when making your meal a little nicer is the vibe
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Los Angeles Dodgers v Los Angeles Dodgers is the best rivalry in baseball!
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Los Angeles Dodgers v Los Angeles Dodgers is the best rivalry in baseball!
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Sebulba has to be the most vindicated guy in the galaxy tbh
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Sebulba has to be the most vindicated guy in the galaxy tbh
Try signing into Disney+ while someone is beating your skull in and you will understand why this is insanely stupid
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Try signing into Disney+ while someone is beating your skull in and you will understand why this is insanely stupid
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🎵 this is a marigold
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 AM
🎵 this is a marigold
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which insufferable newspaper is going to do a dilbert illustration with the tie flat as an homage
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
which insufferable newspaper is going to do a dilbert illustration with the tie flat as an homage
cannot imagine betting on sports, this is stressful enough when it’s not even my team
January 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
cannot imagine betting on sports, this is stressful enough when it’s not even my team
this turned out to be an extremely prescient sketch
![[grok] show me this guys balls](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wecwsgwzta74qf7qraaowvlm/bafkreigd6y77n67en3x3rmtxv2ntg4hjpnkiu2ttmtictscpf6vvpvknx4@jpeg)
January 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
this turned out to be an extremely prescient sketch
maybe max kepler just started taking steroids and was oblivious on how to not get caught immediately, this is the only explanation I can think of that makes sense with his stats
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
maybe max kepler just started taking steroids and was oblivious on how to not get caught immediately, this is the only explanation I can think of that makes sense with his stats
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either the right goes apeshit on her and messes with their own regime change plan, or she gives Trump the peace prize anyway because Rubio nominated her
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
either the right goes apeshit on her and messes with their own regime change plan, or she gives Trump the peace prize anyway because Rubio nominated her
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putting my prediction in now
machado gives the peace prize she received to trump in order to maintain the relationship and it becomes the next fifa trophy in his office
machado gives the peace prize she received to trump in order to maintain the relationship and it becomes the next fifa trophy in his office
October 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
putting my prediction in now
machado gives the peace prize she received to trump in order to maintain the relationship and it becomes the next fifa trophy in his office
machado gives the peace prize she received to trump in order to maintain the relationship and it becomes the next fifa trophy in his office
okay to be fair it was 3 player but check it out
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
okay to be fair it was 3 player but check it out
wife got me this mug for Christmas, finally brought it to the office
January 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
wife got me this mug for Christmas, finally brought it to the office
is this a bit or something
“I believe Greenland has massive strategic benefits for the United States,” John Fetterman wrote.
Dem Senator Breaks Ranks to Support Trump’s Takeover Plan
John Fetterman said he supports the Trump administration’s bonkers push to take over Greenland.
trib.al
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
is this a bit or something
I think we owe money plane an apology
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I think we owe money plane an apology
I FORGOT THE TITANS
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I FORGOT THE TITANS
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
Renee Nicole Good
do we know the name of the person who was killed in Minneapolis
January 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Renee Nicole Good
do we know the name of the person who was killed in Minneapolis
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
do we know the name of the person who was killed in Minneapolis