Charlie Shain
@eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
The GOP is a clear and present threat to the national security of the United States. Mets till I die.
If you’d told me a year ago that right now we’d have Devin Williams but not Pete Alonso, I would have vomited.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you’d told me a year ago that right now we’d have Devin Williams but not Pete Alonso, I would have vomited.
If this is real, I must give this person a swirlie. It must be my life’s work to dunk his head in a toilet and flush. In fact, swirlie variations are definitely on the table.
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If this is real, I must give this person a swirlie. It must be my life’s work to dunk his head in a toilet and flush. In fact, swirlie variations are definitely on the table.
The ONLY reason to comply with the orders of a federal officer these days is because they are armed and violent. They are otherwise illegitimate.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The ONLY reason to comply with the orders of a federal officer these days is because they are armed and violent. They are otherwise illegitimate.
Trade Lindor and Soto for all the prospects and just be done with it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trade Lindor and Soto for all the prospects and just be done with it.
I don’t give a good goddamn what any Republican thinks of anything, except so far as it might help me make their life more miserable.
i know he thinks he’s being presidential and magnanimous here, but who gives a fuck what the governor of utah thinks about a house rep from minnesota
Spencer Cox: "I disagree with Congresswoman Omar. I think she should be voted out of it. I think I can do that without attacking her religion or race or ethnic background. I know that the president disagrees with me ... he's not interested in uniting the country."
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don’t give a good goddamn what any Republican thinks of anything, except so far as it might help me make their life more miserable.
Treason, huh? Well, I say he’s a freak, in every sense. On the off chance some Fed goon is reading this, he’s 10 lbs of shit stuffed in a 5 lb bag. He wears bad orange makeup, his hair makes BoJo look fashionable, and no matter what he does, that B&T accent will always mark him as a chump.
So if Trump says it’s “treasonous” for me to say he’s in bad physical shape, what is it if I say he’s in really fucking horrible physical shape? www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
Trump Suggests It’s ‘Treasonous’ To Report He’s in Bad Physical Shape
President Donald Trump slammed The New York Times and unnamed "some others" for reporting unfavorably about the 79-year-old's health.
www.mediaite.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Treason, huh? Well, I say he’s a freak, in every sense. On the off chance some Fed goon is reading this, he’s 10 lbs of shit stuffed in a 5 lb bag. He wears bad orange makeup, his hair makes BoJo look fashionable, and no matter what he does, that B&T accent will always mark him as a chump.
Anyone who has ever known someone who immigrated here knows what bullshit this is. They don’t let you SMELL a Green Card unless they know you can support yourself.
Stephen Miller: "If Somalia keeps failing, if these societies all over the world continue to fail, you have to ask yourself if you bring those societies into our country & then give them unlimited free welfare, what do we think is going to happen? You're going to replicate the conditions they left"
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Anyone who has ever known someone who immigrated here knows what bullshit this is. They don’t let you SMELL a Green Card unless they know you can support yourself.
There has to be some context I’m missing here, right?
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There has to be some context I’m missing here, right?
I guess I hate Edwin Diaz now.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I guess I hate Edwin Diaz now.
Just saw a pop up ad aimed at “seniors born between 1941-1979” and uh, when did people in their 40’s start being considered senior citizens? I demand answers.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just saw a pop up ad aimed at “seniors born between 1941-1979” and uh, when did people in their 40’s start being considered senior citizens? I demand answers.
Wow, a Trumper tried to troll me here. Popped my cherry.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Wow, a Trumper tried to troll me here. Popped my cherry.
Ummm, unless every gym teacher I ever had was full of shit, he does exactly 0 pull ups here.
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ummm, unless every gym teacher I ever had was full of shit, he does exactly 0 pull ups here.
Imagine saying this to a guy in a MAGA hat?
Rename football in America, Trump says, because soccer owns that title
The US should 'come up with another name' for football because that term belongs to soccer, Trump says at World Cup draw, renewing historic debate.
www.usatoday.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Imagine saying this to a guy in a MAGA hat?
Tom Cotton is a violent sociopath who should be considered a threat to life and limb by those near him.
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Tom Cotton is a violent sociopath who should be considered a threat to life and limb by those near him.
Cool to see this on here. More sports stuff would be great.
Congrats to the Blue Devils (we have no idea what this means for our matchup)
DUKE UPSETS VIRGINIA AND WINS THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP IN OT 😱
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Cool to see this on here. More sports stuff would be great.
Animals. They’re animals, they delight in their cruelty. The Republican Party is a cancer on the body politic.
The mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew was reportedly engaged in a nasty years-long custody battle with the White House press secretary’s brother before she was detained by Immigration and Customs enforcement last month. trib.al/QrdO7XA
Karoline Leavitt’s Brother Had Grim Custody Fight With ICE-Arrested Ex
ICE arrested Bruna Ferreira, the mother of Leavitt’s nephew, in November.
trib.al
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Animals. They’re animals, they delight in their cruelty. The Republican Party is a cancer on the body politic.
They have no dignity. How can a person do this without vomiting? Corruption I get, but this willingness to abase themselves so publicly is beyond me.
This is like in the Wizard of Oz when he gives the Cowardly Lion a medal.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They have no dignity. How can a person do this without vomiting? Corruption I get, but this willingness to abase themselves so publicly is beyond me.
If they fuck with birthright citizenship, I think that ends the Union. Jesus.
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If they fuck with birthright citizenship, I think that ends the Union. Jesus.
I know it’s too much to ask someone to think of the perfect line in a situation like that, but an “Et tu?” Right there would have been a real verbal shiv.
NEW— DC Metropolitan Police just shared a tiny bit more body cam footage from the March US Institute of Peace raid in response to my FOIA lawsuit w/ @rcfp.org
One clip shows USIP President George Moose being escorted out.
Moose: You know we're gonna see you all in court.
MPD: Yea we figured that.
One clip shows USIP President George Moose being escorted out.
Moose: You know we're gonna see you all in court.
MPD: Yea we figured that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I know it’s too much to ask someone to think of the perfect line in a situation like that, but an “Et tu?” Right there would have been a real verbal shiv.
Good point. They’re just murderers. They’re the lowest kind of footpad, I’d call them shaved apes but I don’t want to impugn apes. There’s no sentence too severe for them when they eventually come before the bar of justice.
"When there’s no war, you aren’t committing war crimes when you kill people indiscriminately. You’re just a straight-up murderer."
A war criminal without a war
It's just murder.
www.publicnotice.co
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Good point. They’re just murderers. They’re the lowest kind of footpad, I’d call them shaved apes but I don’t want to impugn apes. There’s no sentence too severe for them when they eventually come before the bar of justice.
My little moron dug right through the bottom of his bed, and this is the result.
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My little moron dug right through the bottom of his bed, and this is the result.
Those son of a bitches once sent me a letter saying I owed thousands more in taxes. After confirming with the accountant, I paid it. A month later, they sent me a new letter, saying they had underestimated what I owed, and please send a check for, and I’m not kidding, $75. Pricks.
Thanks to the IRS MATH Act, the IRS must now explain mistakes in plain English, show any adjustments, and put your 60-day appeal deadline front and center. It will be a major upgrade from previously confusing notices.
IRS Must Make Those Confusing Math-Error Notices Easier To Understand
Thanks to the IRS MATH Act, the IRS must now explain mistakes in plain English, show any adjustments, and put your 60-day appeal deadline front and center.
www.forbes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Those son of a bitches once sent me a letter saying I owed thousands more in taxes. After confirming with the accountant, I paid it. A month later, they sent me a new letter, saying they had underestimated what I owed, and please send a check for, and I’m not kidding, $75. Pricks.
Why am I seeing so many red state license plates in Brooklyn recently? Especially Oklahoma, WTF?
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Why am I seeing so many red state license plates in Brooklyn recently? Especially Oklahoma, WTF?
One might even say they’re bastards.
Again, we can't say it out loud just yet. But this Supreme Court majority is illegitimate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
One might even say they’re bastards.
Oh God, there are so many. CLINTON DEPLOYS “VERY SPECIAL” FORCES TO IRAQ is an all time favorite. Just so evil, even for the 90’s.
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh God, there are so many. CLINTON DEPLOYS “VERY SPECIAL” FORCES TO IRAQ is an all time favorite. Just so evil, even for the 90’s.