Charlie Shain
eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
Charlie Shain
@eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
The GOP is a clear and present threat to the national security of the United States. Mets till I die.
Is there a human that likes seeing this outside the bathroom? Who would feel “safer” having this outside the shitter?
Texas politicians think Texas State Police have nothing better to do than loiter around entrances to women's bathrooms.

Enforcement of Texas’ “bathroom bill” draws challenges as colleges, cities implement new policies www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
Enforcement of Texas’ bathroom bill draws challenges
In its first week, one group’s test of the new restrictions was met with ID checks at women’s restrooms at the Capitol while the Austin City Council moved to circumvent the law's intent.
www.texastribune.org
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
He actually has “I’m at a party and just sharted and there’s a really long line for the bathroom” face.
kash patel has permanent “we got the wrong guy” face
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Holy shit, Rob Reiner?
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!
“Commercial breaks were largely filled with spots from direct-response advertisers, including the dietary supplement SuperBeets.

“Viewers of of the telecast on WCBS, the CBS flagship in New York, saw a commercial for Chia Pet, the terra-cotta figure that sprouts plant life after a few weeks.”
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.

Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Reposted by Charlie Shain
URGENT: I need a Minneapolis immigration attorney for a client in the hospital and likely detained by ICE. If anyone here has contacts with someone, or better yet practices in this area, please reach out to me via DM.
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The most annoying person you know is heartbroken right about now.
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good fucking god this is nauseating.
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Perfection
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I actually kind of hope the writer encounters a really racist cashier, really soon.
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I hope it was Grok.
The Daily Show picked up on the fact that the person doing the closed captions was confused by Trump's "we love miners" statement at his latest rally.
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you’d told me a year ago that right now we’d have Devin Williams but not Pete Alonso, I would have vomited.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If this is real, I must give this person a swirlie. It must be my life’s work to dunk his head in a toilet and flush. In fact, swirlie variations are definitely on the table.
JD Vance interacts with this guy.
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The ONLY reason to comply with the orders of a federal officer these days is because they are armed and violent. They are otherwise illegitimate.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Trade Lindor and Soto for all the prospects and just be done with it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don’t give a good goddamn what any Republican thinks of anything, except so far as it might help me make their life more miserable.
i know he thinks he’s being presidential and magnanimous here, but who gives a fuck what the governor of utah thinks about a house rep from minnesota
Spencer Cox: "I disagree with Congresswoman Omar. I think she should be voted out of it. I think I can do that without attacking her religion or race or ethnic background. I know that the president disagrees with me ... he's not interested in uniting the country."
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Treason, huh? Well, I say he’s a freak, in every sense. On the off chance some Fed goon is reading this, he’s 10 lbs of shit stuffed in a 5 lb bag. He wears bad orange makeup, his hair makes BoJo look fashionable, and no matter what he does, that B&T accent will always mark him as a chump.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Anyone who has ever known someone who immigrated here knows what bullshit this is. They don’t let you SMELL a Green Card unless they know you can support yourself.
Stephen Miller: "If Somalia keeps failing, if these societies all over the world continue to fail, you have to ask yourself if you bring those societies into our country & then give them unlimited free welfare, what do we think is going to happen? You're going to replicate the conditions they left"
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There has to be some context I’m missing here, right?
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I guess I hate Edwin Diaz now.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just saw a pop up ad aimed at “seniors born between 1941-1979” and uh, when did people in their 40’s start being considered senior citizens? I demand answers.
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wow, a Trumper tried to troll me here. Popped my cherry.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ummm, unless every gym teacher I ever had was full of shit, he does exactly 0 pull ups here.
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Imagine saying this to a guy in a MAGA hat?
Rename football in America, Trump says, because soccer owns that title
The US should 'come up with another name' for football because that term belongs to soccer, Trump says at World Cup draw, renewing historic debate.
www.usatoday.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Tom Cotton is a violent sociopath who should be considered a threat to life and limb by those near him.
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Cool to see this on here. More sports stuff would be great.
Congrats to the Blue Devils (we have no idea what this means for our matchup)
DUKE UPSETS VIRGINIA AND WINS THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP IN OT 😱
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM