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I put pineapple on pizza and ketchup on hot dogs and there ain't nothin' you chumps can do about it. Colorado guy living in Northern California. Dog pics and occasional opinions about the Denver Nuggets a specialty. He/Him
Uh...what? The Colts signed Philip Rivers? Was Dan Marino not available?
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Uh...what? The Colts signed Philip Rivers? Was Dan Marino not available?
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Post a selfie holding a teacup with your pinkie extended if you're so refined.
Post a La-Z-Boy selfie if you’re so reclined
Post a prison selfie if you're so confined
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Post a selfie holding a teacup with your pinkie extended if you're so refined.
Hoops fans buzz with excitement as the #NBACup quarterfinals begin tonight! Who will take home the NBA's...uh, probably like, what, fifth or sixth most-coveted trophy? Will it be one of the teams still remaining in the East, whichever those are? Or one of the teams in the West, whoever they may be?
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hoops fans buzz with excitement as the #NBACup quarterfinals begin tonight! Who will take home the NBA's...uh, probably like, what, fifth or sixth most-coveted trophy? Will it be one of the teams still remaining in the East, whichever those are? Or one of the teams in the West, whoever they may be?
OK, never mind, the NFL was right, I'm back in, go football!
Activist and former quarterback Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels.
Colin Kaepernick launches AI storytelling tool at Prince George's County high school
Former quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels. News4’s Juliana Valencia reports.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
OK, never mind, the NFL was right, I'm back in, go football!
Reality is functionally impossible to distinguish from The Onion at this point.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reality is functionally impossible to distinguish from The Onion at this point.
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I mean, come on. This should be the standard thing and it should be uncontroversial.
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I mean, come on. This should be the standard thing and it should be uncontroversial.
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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
It's the obvious choice, but @wailinwong.bsky.social's choice (as revealed in the link card's accompanying image) is the correct one not only of the four options the panel presents but across all films associated with Xmas.
We debate: what’s the worst Christmas movie? : Pop Culture Happy Hour
‘Tis the season you’ll find plenty of good holiday movies – films that can be counted upon to deliver warmth and cheer. And bad holiday movies? They can be fun in their own way. So we’re debating: wha...
www.npr.org
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's the obvious choice, but @wailinwong.bsky.social's choice (as revealed in the link card's accompanying image) is the correct one not only of the four options the panel presents but across all films associated with Xmas.
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Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT
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Eventually this becomes “or a toddler, or an elementary-schooler, or a high-schooler,” and you end up telling yourself learning to have a relationship with your own kid is beyond your capabilities.
This makes me feel like Olivier sneering at Dustin Hoffman: "My dear boy, why don't you just try parenting?"
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Eventually this becomes “or a toddler, or an elementary-schooler, or a high-schooler,” and you end up telling yourself learning to have a relationship with your own kid is beyond your capabilities.
"I can't imagine doing a thing that hominids have been doing with no guidance beyond one another for literal millions of years without my computer brain telling me it's perfectly safe for babies to drink glue."
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"I can't imagine doing a thing that hominids have been doing with no guidance beyond one another for literal millions of years without my computer brain telling me it's perfectly safe for babies to drink glue."
Speedball the motherfuckin' Masked Marvel, drawn by Mark Bagley.
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Speedball the motherfuckin' Masked Marvel, drawn by Mark Bagley.
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
"SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY A SUPER-GENIUS, DO YOU WANT TO BE THE HEAD OF NASA?"
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY A SUPER-GENIUS, DO YOU WANT TO BE THE HEAD OF NASA?"
"My Egypt" by Charles Demuth
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"My Egypt" by Charles Demuth
I know that the demands of the content mill are harsh and editors are expensive, but it's really hard to take you seriously when you get the episode writer's name wrong multiple times in your article. And, like, you almost gotta be *trying* to not get a memorable name like Melinda Snodgrass right.
39 Years Later, Star Trek's Greatest Data Episode Remains an Untouchable Sci-Fi Gem
Data is one of the most beloved characters from Star Trek: The Next Generation, and his early defining episode is no less powerful decades later.
www.cbr.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I know that the demands of the content mill are harsh and editors are expensive, but it's really hard to take you seriously when you get the episode writer's name wrong multiple times in your article. And, like, you almost gotta be *trying* to not get a memorable name like Melinda Snodgrass right.
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Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
TFW the full-body snuggle experience
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
TFW the full-body snuggle experience
Also, I mean, look, I'm sorry, I don't comment on people's looks a lot, but she's kinda average-looking? She's as reasonably attractive as most average humans to be sure, but I just really don't see it when people fall all over themselves talking about her like she's Helen of Troy or something.
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Also, I mean, look, I'm sorry, I don't comment on people's looks a lot, but she's kinda average-looking? She's as reasonably attractive as most average humans to be sure, but I just really don't see it when people fall all over themselves talking about her like she's Helen of Troy or something.
Reading the replies to Onion posts is a fascinating tour of Bluesky's Joke-Getters.
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reading the replies to Onion posts is a fascinating tour of Bluesky's Joke-Getters.
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Starting my great American novel:
It was the stupidest of times. It was the, again to be clear, stupidest of times.
It was the stupidest of times. It was the, again to be clear, stupidest of times.
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Starting my great American novel:
It was the stupidest of times. It was the, again to be clear, stupidest of times.
It was the stupidest of times. It was the, again to be clear, stupidest of times.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You will be visited by three spirits