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I put pineapple on pizza and ketchup on hot dogs and there ain't nothin' you chumps can do about it. Colorado guy living in Northern California. Dog pics and occasional opinions about the Denver Nuggets a specialty. He/Him
Sorry to repost a Trump picture into your feed, but the painting of Movie Star President smiling down over Game Show Host President happier than a pig in shit because he's got a bunch of washed-up celebrities fawning over him in the Oval Office is rather a lot.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sorry to repost a Trump picture into your feed, but the painting of Movie Star President smiling down over Game Show Host President happier than a pig in shit because he's got a bunch of washed-up celebrities fawning over him in the Oval Office is rather a lot.
College football remains the undisputed champ for the title of America's Dumbest Sport.
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
College football remains the undisputed champ for the title of America's Dumbest Sport.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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tfw you're married to the brother in the folgers ad. you know the one.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
tfw you're married to the brother in the folgers ad. you know the one.
Oh, hell yeah, "The King of Diamonds is Scary as Fuck," classic Gumby episode.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh, hell yeah, "The King of Diamonds is Scary as Fuck," classic Gumby episode.
I have written jokes that have made an entire theater full of people laugh and it delights me to no end that Ol' Whatsisname will never, ever know how amazing that feels.
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I have written jokes that have made an entire theater full of people laugh and it delights me to no end that Ol' Whatsisname will never, ever know how amazing that feels.
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this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
The reactionary forces ruling the Republican party today are Republicans precisely because they decided during the Civil Rights era that they could no longer bear to be Democrats. They had been Democrats since the Civil War precisely because that meant not being Republicans.
i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The reactionary forces ruling the Republican party today are Republicans precisely because they decided during the Civil Rights era that they could no longer bear to be Democrats. They had been Democrats since the Civil War precisely because that meant not being Republicans.
Cinematrix should really give you a mulligan for when you press enter too quickly after their stupid autofill thing has selected the wrong title from the list. 😡
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Cinematrix should really give you a mulligan for when you press enter too quickly after their stupid autofill thing has selected the wrong title from the list. 😡
Yep. The Riley Gaines career path.
This is why. This student got to write a shit essay, got to bully a minority she evidently hates, got to get a member of that group straight-up fired, got to go out and do softball interviews and now is gonna receive wingnut welfare for a few years. (3/4)
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yep. The Riley Gaines career path.
I am making it opt-in, but click through if you wish to be as astonished as I at the volume of shit a single lorge dog can produce on one 50-minute walk. (It's all bagged, btw, but even so, opt-in).
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am making it opt-in, but click through if you wish to be as astonished as I at the volume of shit a single lorge dog can produce on one 50-minute walk. (It's all bagged, btw, but even so, opt-in).
"Give your husband great coffee."
Whether or not *you* like the coffee is irrelevant, of course.
Whether or not *you* like the coffee is irrelevant, of course.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Give your husband great coffee."
Whether or not *you* like the coffee is irrelevant, of course.
Whether or not *you* like the coffee is irrelevant, of course.
"She's married to whatsisname...the smelly doofus." - @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social on Kristen Bell
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"She's married to whatsisname...the smelly doofus." - @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social on Kristen Bell
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En dashes: They’re here to serve.
Ah, the famous Christmas tradition of right wing men drinking cum.
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
En dashes: They’re here to serve.
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it's friday evening on the east coast and this has been another week of "Can You Believe This Shit"
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
it's friday evening on the east coast and this has been another week of "Can You Believe This Shit"
The amount of porn the AI was trained on is honestly entirely irrelevant, if I learned that my kid's school was assigning "generate an AI image" as schoolwork, I would absolutely lose my fucking shit.
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The amount of porn the AI was trained on is honestly entirely irrelevant, if I learned that my kid's school was assigning "generate an AI image" as schoolwork, I would absolutely lose my fucking shit.
Maybe I would be more responsive to your requests for communication, parents, if you stopped addressing me BY THE FUCKING NICKNAME YOU FUCKING CALLED ME WHEN I WAS EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Maybe I would be more responsive to your requests for communication, parents, if you stopped addressing me BY THE FUCKING NICKNAME YOU FUCKING CALLED ME WHEN I WAS EIGHT FUCKING YEARS OLD. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Seriously, "the FIFA Peace Prize" has the strongest "Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence" vibes of any real-world thing I've ever heard of.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Seriously, "the FIFA Peace Prize" has the strongest "Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence" vibes of any real-world thing I've ever heard of.
"Did you design that Peace Prize trophy?"
"Sure did, boss. Real creepy and gross and the least like something meant to be associated with the concept of 'peace' you can possibly imagine."
"Excellent."
"Sure did, boss. Real creepy and gross and the least like something meant to be associated with the concept of 'peace' you can possibly imagine."
"Excellent."
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Did you design that Peace Prize trophy?"
"Sure did, boss. Real creepy and gross and the least like something meant to be associated with the concept of 'peace' you can possibly imagine."
"Excellent."
"Sure did, boss. Real creepy and gross and the least like something meant to be associated with the concept of 'peace' you can possibly imagine."
"Excellent."
I hope next he wins the NFL Prize for Achievement in Chemistry, as long as we're doing nonsensical and irrelevant awards from shitty corrupt sports organizations.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I hope next he wins the NFL Prize for Achievement in Chemistry, as long as we're doing nonsensical and irrelevant awards from shitty corrupt sports organizations.
I hate all the weird creepy Tiger King style roadside "zoos" of the world, but also I get it, because I think it would be rad as hell to walk a tiger around town on a leash. "Oh, she's friendly, she just wants to say hi!"
If you could own one outrageous, unreasonable, absolutely not feasible to own type animal
What would you get
It can be kinda basic (maybe an armadillo or a very unique breed of tarantula or an expensive high maintenance dog) or out there (lions tigers bears oh my)
I would get
...all of them
What would you get
It can be kinda basic (maybe an armadillo or a very unique breed of tarantula or an expensive high maintenance dog) or out there (lions tigers bears oh my)
I would get
...all of them
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I hate all the weird creepy Tiger King style roadside "zoos" of the world, but also I get it, because I think it would be rad as hell to walk a tiger around town on a leash. "Oh, she's friendly, she just wants to say hi!"
I mean, honestly, it's only what I deserve.
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I mean, honestly, it's only what I deserve.
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🚨 NEW: One of the largest COVID-19 vaccine studies ever (28 MILLION people in France) just dropped.
Results?
• 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19
• 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality
• No increase in 4-year mortality
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Results?
• 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19
• 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality
• No increase in 4-year mortality
#BlueSky #MedSky #IDSky #SciSky #NewsSky #PedsSky #ObSky #NurseSky
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM