Evelyn Evey
@evelynevey.bsky.social
Kinky as fuck, sex educator, performer, easily entertained by the world, lover of experiences good and bad.
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It’s really embarrassing how much certain Democrats are trying to assist the right in enacting Project 2025’s plans to censor the internet and banish abortion access info, sex ed, LGBTQ people, and much more under the guise of “protecting the kids,” who will of course be further harmed by this
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s really embarrassing how much certain Democrats are trying to assist the right in enacting Project 2025’s plans to censor the internet and banish abortion access info, sex ed, LGBTQ people, and much more under the guise of “protecting the kids,” who will of course be further harmed by this
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Traffic to UK porn sites has dropped 77% since age-verification went live.
UK legislator celebrates, saying she's "very pleased" with the drop, calling it a "green shoot."
I don't know how they can make it any clearer that they view AV as a tool to police adult sexuality.
Organize accordingly.
UK legislator celebrates, saying she's "very pleased" with the drop, calling it a "green shoot."
I don't know how they can make it any clearer that they view AV as a tool to police adult sexuality.
Organize accordingly.
MP Jess Phillips says her 'heart bleeds' for adult site as traffic plunges 77%
Home Office minister Jess Phillips sarcastically said her "heart bleeds" for Pornhub after age verification checks led to a 77% drop in traffic to the UK's most visited adult site
www.dailystar.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Traffic to UK porn sites has dropped 77% since age-verification went live.
UK legislator celebrates, saying she's "very pleased" with the drop, calling it a "green shoot."
I don't know how they can make it any clearer that they view AV as a tool to police adult sexuality.
Organize accordingly.
UK legislator celebrates, saying she's "very pleased" with the drop, calling it a "green shoot."
I don't know how they can make it any clearer that they view AV as a tool to police adult sexuality.
Organize accordingly.
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a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
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MY DREAM! 🙌
I've been planning a bunch of hypnokinky apparel for ages... this week, my hyperfocus decided to make it happen 🥰
The store is now live!
✨️ hypnotic-hedonist.teemill.com
🎄Last Christmas shipping on the 19th (UK).
Some are more subtle than this, btw :P
#hypnokink
RT! 🔁
I've been planning a bunch of hypnokinky apparel for ages... this week, my hyperfocus decided to make it happen 🥰
The store is now live!
✨️ hypnotic-hedonist.teemill.com
🎄Last Christmas shipping on the 19th (UK).
Some are more subtle than this, btw :P
#hypnokink
RT! 🔁
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
MY DREAM! 🙌
I've been planning a bunch of hypnokinky apparel for ages... this week, my hyperfocus decided to make it happen 🥰
The store is now live!
✨️ hypnotic-hedonist.teemill.com
🎄Last Christmas shipping on the 19th (UK).
Some are more subtle than this, btw :P
#hypnokink
RT! 🔁
I've been planning a bunch of hypnokinky apparel for ages... this week, my hyperfocus decided to make it happen 🥰
The store is now live!
✨️ hypnotic-hedonist.teemill.com
🎄Last Christmas shipping on the 19th (UK).
Some are more subtle than this, btw :P
#hypnokink
RT! 🔁
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🕯️ 17th December is the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
We have prepared resources so you can honour their memory alongside us:
nationaluglymugs.org/internationa...
There are 242 people on NUM's memorial card. Please share ❤️
#IDEVASW #IDEVASW25 #DoMoreThanSayTheirNames
We have prepared resources so you can honour their memory alongside us:
nationaluglymugs.org/internationa...
There are 242 people on NUM's memorial card. Please share ❤️
#IDEVASW #IDEVASW25 #DoMoreThanSayTheirNames
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🕯️ 17th December is the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
We have prepared resources so you can honour their memory alongside us:
nationaluglymugs.org/internationa...
There are 242 people on NUM's memorial card. Please share ❤️
#IDEVASW #IDEVASW25 #DoMoreThanSayTheirNames
We have prepared resources so you can honour their memory alongside us:
nationaluglymugs.org/internationa...
There are 242 people on NUM's memorial card. Please share ❤️
#IDEVASW #IDEVASW25 #DoMoreThanSayTheirNames
Ok, holy forking shirtballs, Hazbin Hotel episode 2:6! That was…intense. 🌀🔥
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ok, holy forking shirtballs, Hazbin Hotel episode 2:6! That was…intense. 🌀🔥
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When the person who has built his entire career on parody and whimsy does a full on cover of Rage, that is a big, flashing warning.
When nice people are pushed to the point where there is no retreat, things happen. I've been wondering when we would get there.
When nice people are pushed to the point where there is no retreat, things happen. I've been wondering when we would get there.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When the person who has built his entire career on parody and whimsy does a full on cover of Rage, that is a big, flashing warning.
When nice people are pushed to the point where there is no retreat, things happen. I've been wondering when we would get there.
When nice people are pushed to the point where there is no retreat, things happen. I've been wondering when we would get there.
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I wish you would take the time to do some more research on this, @ewarren.bsky.social ❤️🩹
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wish you would take the time to do some more research on this, @ewarren.bsky.social ❤️🩹
I *love* pattern interrupts in music. ❤️🔥
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I *love* pattern interrupts in music. ❤️🔥
💕💕💕
I love this place (actually complimentary)
The color of the sky in Seattle is dark gray #b0b3ad
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
💕💕💕
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A mixtape was how you showed someone you were IN LOVE with them, there is no modern equivalent, it’s a lost art
I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you?
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A mixtape was how you showed someone you were IN LOVE with them, there is no modern equivalent, it’s a lost art
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You know what, Seattle? Tonight (December 4 from 6 - 9 PM) @shibarishawn.bsky.social, @tiedboi.bsky.social, @ropesandfears.bsky.social, and me will be at Gallery Erato, doing bondage and celebrating this year's men's art show.
This photo is from a prior year's First Thursday Men's bondage night.
This photo is from a prior year's First Thursday Men's bondage night.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You know what, Seattle? Tonight (December 4 from 6 - 9 PM) @shibarishawn.bsky.social, @tiedboi.bsky.social, @ropesandfears.bsky.social, and me will be at Gallery Erato, doing bondage and celebrating this year's men's art show.
This photo is from a prior year's First Thursday Men's bondage night.
This photo is from a prior year's First Thursday Men's bondage night.
I just came from having a routine mammogram. It’s only my second one. For the first one I was surprised at how comfortable it was. This one though was kinda terrible lol. She was extra mean and thorough. If it was gonna hurt that much, she could’ve at least called me stupid or called me a good girl.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I just came from having a routine mammogram. It’s only my second one. For the first one I was surprised at how comfortable it was. This one though was kinda terrible lol. She was extra mean and thorough. If it was gonna hurt that much, she could’ve at least called me stupid or called me a good girl.
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incredibly unprofessional of the vomit hose operator to wear jeans and a t-shirt. completely breaks the 1960's immersion for me
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
incredibly unprofessional of the vomit hose operator to wear jeans and a t-shirt. completely breaks the 1960's immersion for me
Said to me this evening as I was explaining some convoluted ways my brain was ending up up at some serious hotness: “You libido is like a sapiosexual möbius strip”.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Said to me this evening as I was explaining some convoluted ways my brain was ending up up at some serious hotness: “You libido is like a sapiosexual möbius strip”.
I mentioned D/s around Facebook and now it is showing me ads for choke collar/leashes.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I mentioned D/s around Facebook and now it is showing me ads for choke collar/leashes.
When your phone keeps buzzing with a rally of Discord messages, but you can’t dare open Discord because you’re pretty sure the cascade of messages is going to melt your brain, and you need your brain to sing live orchestra karaoke about a hungry young girl who loses her memory in the underworld.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
When your phone keeps buzzing with a rally of Discord messages, but you can’t dare open Discord because you’re pretty sure the cascade of messages is going to melt your brain, and you need your brain to sing live orchestra karaoke about a hungry young girl who loses her memory in the underworld.
I think I deserve headpets for not stabbing any coworkers today! Not even a little bit!
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think I deserve headpets for not stabbing any coworkers today! Not even a little bit!
I’ll be assistant teaching this class, Group Projects, at 4:00 today at SubSpace with MaeveMcBride and Motus. It’s in the middle of a day series of classes by Maeve from 1:30-8:00. You can go to individual classes or get a discount if you go to all 3 classes.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ll be assistant teaching this class, Group Projects, at 4:00 today at SubSpace with MaeveMcBride and Motus. It’s in the middle of a day series of classes by Maeve from 1:30-8:00. You can go to individual classes or get a discount if you go to all 3 classes.
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New stickers!! I hope I made the flags clear enough so people dont think I’m for licking boots (derogatory)
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
New stickers!! I hope I made the flags clear enough so people dont think I’m for licking boots (derogatory)
Joy is an act of resistance.
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Joy is an act of resistance.
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With all this age of consent stuff going around, can we talk about how children should never be tried as adults?
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
With all this age of consent stuff going around, can we talk about how children should never be tried as adults?
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
Ok, so I have a very auspicious birthday coming up soon and I am trying to think of how best to celebrate it with a scene. I’ve only done spankings before. Tell me your best ideas or creative hot things that you have done for your or someone else’s birthday. Also interested in great vanilla ideas. ✨
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ok, so I have a very auspicious birthday coming up soon and I am trying to think of how best to celebrate it with a scene. I’ve only done spankings before. Tell me your best ideas or creative hot things that you have done for your or someone else’s birthday. Also interested in great vanilla ideas. ✨