Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
Yes, THAT Evil Cylon. I'm hunting BEANZ.
Pinned
I kept expecting him to say "Stwike him, centuwion, very wuffwy!"
Well this looks promising.
February 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Well this looks promising.
Oh my God where do I find this dashboard maneki neko??? WANT.
February 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Oh my God where do I find this dashboard maneki neko??? WANT.
Serious question: why does literally every bag of microwave popcorn say "DO NOT USE YOUR MICROWAVE'S POPCORN SETTING" on it, and every microwave has a Popcorn button?
Can't someone find another use for that button? It seems like an awful waste. Can I heat up some brisket on the popcorn setting?
Can't someone find another use for that button? It seems like an awful waste. Can I heat up some brisket on the popcorn setting?
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Serious question: why does literally every bag of microwave popcorn say "DO NOT USE YOUR MICROWAVE'S POPCORN SETTING" on it, and every microwave has a Popcorn button?
Can't someone find another use for that button? It seems like an awful waste. Can I heat up some brisket on the popcorn setting?
Can't someone find another use for that button? It seems like an awful waste. Can I heat up some brisket on the popcorn setting?
New coffee shop opened on Lambert, sounds kind of mediocre.
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
New coffee shop opened on Lambert, sounds kind of mediocre.
Oh come on, this is a real banger.
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Oh come on, this is a real banger.
I probably spent most of the morning making this picture. No idea why, except for the fact that I finished season 2 of Fallout and Macaulay Culkin's role in this season inspired me.
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I probably spent most of the morning making this picture. No idea why, except for the fact that I finished season 2 of Fallout and Macaulay Culkin's role in this season inspired me.
Well Garcia definitely found the most flattering picture of Miller, at least.
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Well Garcia definitely found the most flattering picture of Miller, at least.
@doubtisthewayout.bsky.social I think you've earned this.
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
@doubtisthewayout.bsky.social I think you've earned this.
Stanley Kubrick's final masterpiece: Melania
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Stanley Kubrick's final masterpiece: Melania
Spotted at a rest stop along the 395.
February 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Spotted at a rest stop along the 395.
Woo, that 7:15pm Friday showing is hot hot hot. I guess the GOP decided against political ticket stuffing in La Habra.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Woo, that 7:15pm Friday showing is hot hot hot. I guess the GOP decided against political ticket stuffing in La Habra.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
Local theater in a VERY red area. Very strange that the first two showings are sold out except for the front, yet the third show is completely opening.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Local theater in a VERY red area. Very strange that the first two showings are sold out except for the front, yet the third show is completely opening.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
I have a confession to make: I have never actually enjoyed watching any Jay and Silent Bob movies. I've watched a bunch, but I kinda just sat there staring blankly. Like, I get why it's supposed to be funny/entertaining, but for some reason they never entertain me.
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I have a confession to make: I have never actually enjoyed watching any Jay and Silent Bob movies. I've watched a bunch, but I kinda just sat there staring blankly. Like, I get why it's supposed to be funny/entertaining, but for some reason they never entertain me.
When I travel for work, I get away with things I could never get away with at home. Tonight I did something so brazen it would shock my husband and kids: I took a Shower-Bath-Shower.
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
When I travel for work, I get away with things I could never get away with at home. Tonight I did something so brazen it would shock my husband and kids: I took a Shower-Bath-Shower.
I spent an hour listening to different versions of "Heroes" by artists not named David Bowie, and came to the conclusion that David Bowie recorded the only version that mattered.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I spent an hour listening to different versions of "Heroes" by artists not named David Bowie, and came to the conclusion that David Bowie recorded the only version that mattered.
My love-hate relationship with Costco in two frames:
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
My love-hate relationship with Costco in two frames:
Jr and Eric, for all their stupidity, are a chip off the old block:
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
Trump's golden smartphone got delayed yet again, and now there's no date at all
The "Made in the USA" promise was quietly scrubbed months ago.
www.dailydot.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Jr and Eric, for all their stupidity, are a chip off the old block:
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
"Areal Flood Advisory" is a bad term for several reasons:
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"Areal Flood Advisory" is a bad term for several reasons:
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
I saw the title and was like "WHAAAT THIS COULD BE AW- oh. It's about free climbing. Disregard."
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I saw the title and was like "WHAAAT THIS COULD BE AW- oh. It's about free climbing. Disregard."
I'd just like to report on the very mediocre weather we're having.
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'd just like to report on the very mediocre weather we're having.
This calls for a celebration, or at least interpretive dancing. Eff that shit swamp.
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This calls for a celebration, or at least interpretive dancing. Eff that shit swamp.
I read about how frightened Elon Musk is, complaining about not being able to go to the grocery store. He should just have one built on his Breeding Compound in TX so he can pretend to be just like a normal person.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I read about how frightened Elon Musk is, complaining about not being able to go to the grocery store. He should just have one built on his Breeding Compound in TX so he can pretend to be just like a normal person.
There are a lot of OEM-to-FBA companies in the area, based in China. I've been looking at leaving my current position, so I've been scoping the labor market. Most of these positions in Product Management (mid level management) for these companies cap the salary at $65k/yr.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There are a lot of OEM-to-FBA companies in the area, based in China. I've been looking at leaving my current position, so I've been scoping the labor market. Most of these positions in Product Management (mid level management) for these companies cap the salary at $65k/yr.
Hello little (okay kinda big) house spider missing two legs, sitting there on the floor in my office.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hello little (okay kinda big) house spider missing two legs, sitting there on the floor in my office.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
I know it's not technically winter, but still, this is lame af.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I know it's not technically winter, but still, this is lame af.