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Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
Yes, THAT Evil Cylon. I'm hunting BEANZ.
I read about how frightened Elon Musk is, complaining about not being able to go to the grocery store. He should just have one built on his Breeding Compound in TX so he can pretend to be just like a normal person.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hello little (okay kinda big) house spider missing two legs, sitting there on the floor in my office.

Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I know it's not technically winter, but still, this is lame af.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Does this mean we also get our 1970s SoCal air quality again? Because that was air you could actually chew on.

It would get so bad that residents were afraid it was a gas attack.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh boy. Just what I always wanted.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm just saying, I can undo my vote at any point. Will I? Well, that all depends on how many cats pics you post, Mr. Scalzi....
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well, that was certainly sharp.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Ohhhhh Matt, you don't want to know my opinions on this topic
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Oh come on, this is objectively cute.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Great. I have to wait until May for the next Murderbot novel by @marthawells.com

So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.

Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Wow, all of these totally-legitimate-and-not-scams companies are just DYING to throw money at me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Such an adorable little doughboy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I went to Truth Social to see if Trump had posted about how Benevolent he is for funding SNAP benefits, but I had to scroll through these 6 ads before I finally got to a "Truth".
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yes, I'm sure it was an honor. "Oh look at what a hero I am".
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Abbott and Trump can kiss my lily-white butt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I did last week 🤤
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wiggle on the wall, little Mediterranean Gecko. Found you on my porch when I came home last night, but I didn't want to bother you. I know you're technically an invasive species, but you can't help it, nor can you help being a cute lil wiggling gecko.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm a lil lizard on a tree on a tree, I'm a lil lizard on a tree (Western Fence Lizard, looking cute as they usually do).
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I tried to be a bit more cordial. I tried, at least.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So @duckieninja.bsky.social posted the original Stephen Miller Giant Bat in chat, but I felt it needed a few... Modifications. Plus in the original he had no penis and I thought that was unfair to Katie.

Kinda have to look really closely, though.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh. Shit.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Maybe a Kurt Vonnegut Jr. fan?
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
*sigh* I know.
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
You're not. But if you were: you'd be able to lose it. Unfortunately I can't lose ugly.
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM