Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
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Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
· Feb 3
Why You Should Delete Your Twitter Account Forever: A Fable
Once upon a time, there was a company that brewed beer called Jacksbier. Jacksbier had many different types of beer, and had pioneered many brewing techniques. They had a flavor to appeal to just about everyone.
Once upon a time, there was a company that brewed beer called Jacksbier. Jacksbier had many different types of beer, and had pioneered many brewing techniques. They had a flavor to appeal to just about everyone.
I read about how frightened Elon Musk is, complaining about not being able to go to the grocery store. He should just have one built on his Breeding Compound in TX so he can pretend to be just like a normal person.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I read about how frightened Elon Musk is, complaining about not being able to go to the grocery store. He should just have one built on his Breeding Compound in TX so he can pretend to be just like a normal person.
There are a lot of OEM-to-FBA companies in the area, based in China. I've been looking at leaving my current position, so I've been scoping the labor market. Most of these positions in Product Management (mid level management) for these companies cap the salary at $65k/yr.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There are a lot of OEM-to-FBA companies in the area, based in China. I've been looking at leaving my current position, so I've been scoping the labor market. Most of these positions in Product Management (mid level management) for these companies cap the salary at $65k/yr.
Hello little (okay kinda big) house spider missing two legs, sitting there on the floor in my office.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hello little (okay kinda big) house spider missing two legs, sitting there on the floor in my office.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
I know it's not technically winter, but still, this is lame af.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I know it's not technically winter, but still, this is lame af.
Oh boy. Just what I always wanted.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh boy. Just what I always wanted.
Him: Wow. This Gerber machete is only $30
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Him: Wow. This Gerber machete is only $30
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Well that's kinda cool, radiotrophic fungi.
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well that's kinda cool, radiotrophic fungi.
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
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Last day Goodreads Choice Awards voting is today, if you'd like to vote but haven't yet. If you don't want to vote, I mean, hey, you do you, I believe in free will and all of that. If you're on the fence about voting, perhaps this picture of three cats napping in a cat tree will convince you:
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Last day Goodreads Choice Awards voting is today, if you'd like to vote but haven't yet. If you don't want to vote, I mean, hey, you do you, I believe in free will and all of that. If you're on the fence about voting, perhaps this picture of three cats napping in a cat tree will convince you:
Well, that was certainly sharp.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Well, that was certainly sharp.
Today I got a coworker fired and I actually feel good about it because he was a lazy piece of shit that not only didn't do his job, but when he did he actually just made more work for me through his fuck ups.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Today I got a coworker fired and I actually feel good about it because he was a lazy piece of shit that not only didn't do his job, but when he did he actually just made more work for me through his fuck ups.
Ohhhhh Matt, you don't want to know my opinions on this topic
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ohhhhh Matt, you don't want to know my opinions on this topic
You get a message from a former coworker, who works for a competitor, who historically only contacts you when he wants you to give him intel. Says he wants to have lunch. Is it:
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You get a message from a former coworker, who works for a competitor, who historically only contacts you when he wants you to give him intel. Says he wants to have lunch. Is it:
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
The mountains have snow and they are caaaaaalling me
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The mountains have snow and they are caaaaaalling me
Holy Crazy Ginger, Batman.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Holy Crazy Ginger, Batman.
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
Board: You need to increase your prices, stop cutting your prices.
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Board: You need to increase your prices, stop cutting your prices.
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
I will never forgive the fucksticks at WB for cancelling this show, and it had the most haunting and beautiful opening title music. youtu.be/dFs4yX4V7NQ
Raised by Wolves - Main Theme (OPENING TITLES) by Ben Frost
YouTube video by AESTHETIC WAVES
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I will never forgive the fucksticks at WB for cancelling this show, and it had the most haunting and beautiful opening title music. youtu.be/dFs4yX4V7NQ
Great. I have to wait until May for the next Murderbot novel by @marthawells.com
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Great. I have to wait until May for the next Murderbot novel by @marthawells.com
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
Okay so the last four episodes of The Witcher were cool, but had me going "uh I'm pretty sure this entire story is now completely off the map."
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Okay so the last four episodes of The Witcher were cool, but had me going "uh I'm pretty sure this entire story is now completely off the map."
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
Wow, all of these totally-legitimate-and-not-scams companies are just DYING to throw money at me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wow, all of these totally-legitimate-and-not-scams companies are just DYING to throw money at me.
I went to Truth Social to see if Trump had posted about how Benevolent he is for funding SNAP benefits, but I had to scroll through these 6 ads before I finally got to a "Truth".
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I went to Truth Social to see if Trump had posted about how Benevolent he is for funding SNAP benefits, but I had to scroll through these 6 ads before I finally got to a "Truth".
Yes, I'm sure it was an honor. "Oh look at what a hero I am".
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes, I'm sure it was an honor. "Oh look at what a hero I am".
He's not Henry Cavill, but Liam Hemsworth is shaping up to be a fine Geralt.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
He's not Henry Cavill, but Liam Hemsworth is shaping up to be a fine Geralt.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
Salesman: "If we don't spent exorbitant sums of money on attending this event, our partners may think we're going out of business and drop us!"
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Salesman: "If we don't spent exorbitant sums of money on attending this event, our partners may think we're going out of business and drop us!"
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
I hope the rest of my fellow Californians are as enthusiastic!
Did I vote today? Oh YES I did!
Let’s go California!
Let’s go California!
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I hope the rest of my fellow Californians are as enthusiastic!