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Sam 🐀
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I’m raising my cat Jonesy to be an evil, queer, communist; like me.
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Come down to Victoria State Library on Sunday, at 12PM for the Palestine Rally.
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going to medical school cause someone asked "is anyone here a doctor?? please i am bleeding out", and im not a doctor but i feel like i can make it in time if i really put my mind to it
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Ray Tracing Mania finally broke in early 2033 when people finally admitted no one can tell the difference and they're all just playing slay the spire anyway
January 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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taking the yearly group photo with the girls went as well as one might expect :^) thank you all for another year, may the next one be merry and swarming with rats as always!
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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reigniting the Avatar discourse by referring to it as "The Big Smurf movie"
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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having a normal one
February 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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gosh i fucking love weed
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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pretend it's early days bsky in the comments
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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went to go see Alien: Maternity, a parody musical about trans space lesbians trying to raise a xenomorph, and I liked it just as much as you’d expect me to like something fitting that description
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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have bunny
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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have bunny
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Mr Cait found this little puppet for Adonis to wrestle with and he loves (hates) it
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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ebi didn't get the memo that she's supposed to be scary for halloween and not the most adorable creature on earth but that's okay
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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this might be one of the best videos i’ve seen all year and also one of the most terrifying things i’ve ever witnessed in my entire life
in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
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October 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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the us had completely open borders until racists invented the chinese exclusion act
Bernie Sanders made some pretty ridiculous comments related to border security and how basically border security is necessary to have a nation. So was the U.S. not a nation prior to the manufactured border security panic? Because people were crossing that southern border fairly freely prior to then.
Reminder that the idea of "border security" is political and a result of moral panic. In 1965, Congress passed amendments to the Immigration and Nationality Act that put number limits on immigration and ended longstanding guest worker agreements with Mexico. This helped lead to agencies like ICE. /1
October 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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airbus a320 is a kind of puppygirl, why else would the PTU make that barking sound?
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
GM
October 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Lily Allen exposing David Harbour as a weirdo gooner is hilarious but it’s even more funny he thought he could date a famous woman and somehow get away with that behavior without it getting out??
October 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Lucas making biscuits, Happy Halloween 🎃
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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pile of ladies
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM