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Ewzzy Rayburn

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Nov 13

Oh that's the cursed energy! The curse that makes me photoshop the Paul Blart memes. #SayonaraWildBlarts

Paul Blart Mall Cop photoshopped into a scene from Sayonara Wild Hearts. It's nearly perfect except I skimped on the detail for his Segway. It's been five years and the PSD file is long gone. Don't think I haven't considered redoing this from scratch with a 4K screenshot to replace this 720p jpg. I think about it all the time.

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 20

Baaaa

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Mike Sterling, Comics Guy @mikester.bsky.social · Jan 18

This is CAPTAIN ZILOG! #1 from 1979, a promotional comic for some computer system or whatever. The "penciling" is credited to Joe Kubert, but whatever he brought to it was clearly overwhelmed by the other credited "designer and illustrator."

Cover to CAPTAIN ZILOG! #1, with a super character in a blue and red outfit clashing with a fella in a green and red outfit.

Two interior pages from CAPTAIN ZILOG! #1, showing, among other things, a bad guy pontificating, and a row of those guys from the cover in the green and red outfits.

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 17

Clap for CC!

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 16

My biggest praise for New Empire is that 4 movies in they finally pruned the human cast to a small group I actually liked seeing on screen.

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 16

Just got my seat at #AEW #AEWDynamite #MaximumCarnage

A photo from a floor seat at the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 15

It's my birthday and I have to wonder how I was ever this cute.

A collage of four baby photos including one Halloween one where I'm dressed as a clown in front of a pumpkin carved to look like Ernie from Sesame Street

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 15

Print out a bunch of papers that say "secret panel" all grungy with bubsy on them but his eyes are crossed out and VGHF written across them

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 14

Happy to learn I was wrong.

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 14

This is correct youtu.be/vvtDFbtSj0w

Chicken Reel

YouTube video by George Jones - Topic

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 13

You ever been the first person on your street to take out the trash? I've never been less confident in my life.

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 12

I only played it after years of watching gdq runs. I didn't realize I was doing a speedrun trick and doing everything out of order. I was so frustrated.

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 11

I always hear That's All I Want as Solar War. It sounds crazy but it scans.

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 10

I've really admired the work you've put in on yourself and it has made me want to be more honest with myself and what I want to be.

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 7

The actual best thing I caught on camera was a squirrel dropping out of a tree.

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 7

I did a time lapse of the first day of snowfall in my back yard. It was boring so I sped it up and reversed it so it looks like the world is breathing.

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 6

Finally got to use the snow blower I bought in 2022. It's been acting as a talisman to ward off snow until now. Took me 40 minutes to get the drive cleared enough to leave. Hardest part was wrangling the extension cord.

A collage showing the box, the fresh snow, a single line cut through the snow, and the cleared driveway.

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 5

I know that cat! That's NJPW wrestler Hiromu Takahashi's cat Daryl.

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · Jan 5

Why are the bisexuals trying to make me crash my car

I’m on your side

A weather map showing the areas predicted to receive snow, ice, and sleet. The colors chosen make the map look like a bi pride flag

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 3

Me and Indie

A 5 year old domestic shorthair mix and a 37 yeah old knucklehead

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 3

Why yes I'm at a birthday party for an 8yo girl at a cat cafe.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · Jan 3

My best pal from college said his kid asked if there would be a second one of these videos, and my desperate need to be liked kicked in. Can't disappoint my one fan! youtu.be/NKBtzVvSKbs?...

Dax Jackson's Shiverpimples

YouTube video by Dan McCoy

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 2

Getting some replies from digital art folks who searched for comiss' but I'm specifically looking for someone who can make a real life physical plush. If that isn't you then I'm not gonna reply.

Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 2

Legitimate questions: if I wanted to commission plushes of Gonzo and Animal that matched the 1987 McDonald's Muppet Christmas ones, where would I start? Who can/would do it? How much would it cost? Has anyone else done this?

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Ewzzy Rayburn @ewzzy.com · Jan 2

You should have a chat with @pushinguproses.bsky.social about her experience with starting up an OF page. I hope I'm not way off base thinking you have a lot in common.

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marn s. lastname @corpserevivers.bsky.social · Jan 1

my roommates don’t know i’m translating the odyssey in iambic pentameter via fridge magnet

fridge magnets that read:
tell me about a problematic man
girl, the hero who screwed up and was short
after the wreck of villain city rule
he would go to his house and kiss that wife

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