Exclamation Mark
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Neither a parody nor a satire. Ice cream fan. Friend to otters. Chiefs, Royals and KC Current.
I'm so proud. First day of the year and I just stopped myself from commenting on a relative's FB.
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I'm so proud. First day of the year and I just stopped myself from commenting on a relative's FB.
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Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Dave Barry's Year In Review
The Year in Review
I am so sorry.
open.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dave Barry's Year In Review
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Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
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"Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show. "
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents show
Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, and it internally estimates that its platforms show users 15 billion scam ads a day, company documents show.
www.reuters.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show. "
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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The author of "You've been pooping all wrong" has a recommendation for us:
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Doctor recommends taking 'a fart walk' on Thanksgiving
'And there's actually a second very good reason to engage in the fart walk.'
local12.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The author of "You've been pooping all wrong" has a recommendation for us:
local12.com/news/nation-...
local12.com/news/nation-...
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
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"FoloToy [has] withdrawn its..AI-enabled toys, after researchers [found that the toy discussed topics such as] sexual fetishes...and how to light a match." It also "suggested where to find knives in the home" and was "happy to discuss sexually explicit themes."
"FoloToy [has] withdrawn its..AI-enabled toys, after researchers [found that the toy discussed topics such as] sexual fetishes...and how to light a match." It also "suggested where to find knives in the home" and was "happy to discuss sexually explicit themes."
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
edition.cnn.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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"FoloToy [has] withdrawn its..AI-enabled toys, after researchers [found that the toy discussed topics such as] sexual fetishes...and how to light a match." It also "suggested where to find knives in the home" and was "happy to discuss sexually explicit themes."
"FoloToy [has] withdrawn its..AI-enabled toys, after researchers [found that the toy discussed topics such as] sexual fetishes...and how to light a match." It also "suggested where to find knives in the home" and was "happy to discuss sexually explicit themes."
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Taking a moment to realise that in the movie 2010 its revealed that HAL in 2001 goes nuts because he is asked to lie.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Taking a moment to realise that in the movie 2010 its revealed that HAL in 2001 goes nuts because he is asked to lie.
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October 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani - The American Prospect
It’s encouraging on many levels: New York City didn’t submit to a campaign of flagrant bigotry from disgraced two-time loser Andrew Cuomo, and Americans, particularly young ones, can still be politica...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
"a fcuking MINDFLAYING sentence" from WebCurios webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-17...
" I saw...a clip of a reporter being forcibly-detained by ICE agents...which...was clearly AI; when confronted about the...clip, the OP said it didn’t matter because ‘even though it’s not real it’s still true’"
" I saw...a clip of a reporter being forcibly-detained by ICE agents...which...was clearly AI; when confronted about the...clip, the OP said it didn’t matter because ‘even though it’s not real it’s still true’"
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"a fcuking MINDFLAYING sentence" from WebCurios webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-17...
" I saw...a clip of a reporter being forcibly-detained by ICE agents...which...was clearly AI; when confronted about the...clip, the OP said it didn’t matter because ‘even though it’s not real it’s still true’"
" I saw...a clip of a reporter being forcibly-detained by ICE agents...which...was clearly AI; when confronted about the...clip, the OP said it didn’t matter because ‘even though it’s not real it’s still true’"
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Farm bankruptcies are back in the news, so it's time to pull this chart out again.
Hey look they kept rising during Trump's first term. Then they went way down under Biden.
Now they're up again? So weird. Thanks Farm Bureau for the graphic
Hey look they kept rising during Trump's first term. Then they went way down under Biden.
Now they're up again? So weird. Thanks Farm Bureau for the graphic
October 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Farm bankruptcies are back in the news, so it's time to pull this chart out again.
Hey look they kept rising during Trump's first term. Then they went way down under Biden.
Now they're up again? So weird. Thanks Farm Bureau for the graphic
Hey look they kept rising during Trump's first term. Then they went way down under Biden.
Now they're up again? So weird. Thanks Farm Bureau for the graphic
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White House Deputy Press Secretary seen here posting data showing how much more prevalent right wing domestic terrorism is than left wing domestic terrorism... while thinking she's showing the reverse.
Apparently she can only read headlines, but not the actual graph with the data.
Apparently she can only read headlines, but not the actual graph with the data.
September 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
White House Deputy Press Secretary seen here posting data showing how much more prevalent right wing domestic terrorism is than left wing domestic terrorism... while thinking she's showing the reverse.
Apparently she can only read headlines, but not the actual graph with the data.
Apparently she can only read headlines, but not the actual graph with the data.
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