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Not a full blown crisis, just...you know.

Brisbane based Software Developer (ish)
Gamer…real gamer(PC) not console
Recent bluesky emigree
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This is my favourite evergreen post…
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Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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None of us should ever have to start every skeet with: “look before you get all worked up I just wanna say that I’m an Aussie and I’m in Australia and I’m talking about Australia.”
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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Oh don’t worry, I’ll still be here resisting from Australia.
New story up on the Homeland Security Department’s new tactic: flood social media companies with subpoenas to unmask anonymous accounts that criticize ICE or monitor the movements of ICE agents.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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Its soooo good i would kayak 500 miles from the river to the sea 🌊 to eat them together

Yum 😋
You know what's utterly delicious with 🍉

Grilled haloumi cheese 🧀

Chefs kiss 💋
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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Welcome to the Plutocracy
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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I give thanks every day!
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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When someone says their country executes pedophiles and you respond by claiming that they are calling for the execution of Donald Trump, you are revealing that you know Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Thank you for you attention to this matter.
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
#WQers

I won Daily Squardle #1472 with 4 guesses to spare!
Word found after 5 guesses:
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#thirdle #thirdle1410

🏆 3 / 6 🔥 streak 432

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February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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From the archive...

EXCLUSIVE: Angus Taylor has released a new letter from the AFP clearing him of corruption over a Cayman Islands company.
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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Angus Taylor and Jane Hume said they look forward to serving all of Australia’s Gina Rinehart.
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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When the Liberals finally settle upon a new leader, they can get back to doing what they do best. Selecting the next one.
Jennifer Quigley, Balwyn
The Age, letters
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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I’m sorry, but seriously. Angus Taylor is THE village idiot. He’s as dumb as dog 💩, he doesn’t have an ounce of self-awareness, & he has ZERO public appeal. He’s as corrupt as fvck (watergate, Clovergate, grassgate etc), has no ethics whatsoever, AND selected Jacinta Price as depury last time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
#WQers

I won Daily Squardle #1471 with 2 guesses to spare!
Word found after 7 guesses:
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#thirdle #thirdle1409

🏆 3 / 6 🔥 streak 431

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February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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#auspol

David Speers
Patricia Karvelas
Annabel Crabb
Jane Norman

- the ABC's political commentary team today.

FMD they have destroyed the ABC.
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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I’m thinking I might throw my hat into the ring tomorrow morning and see if I can become the Leader of the Federal Opposition Liberal Party. Let’s face it I couldn’t be any worse than Angus. HA!😂Ian
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Can the #abcnews actually talk about something else today?
Liberal this liberal that!
The abc is the sycophantic station of the coalition!
#auspol
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Modern liberal party (oxymoron) is not a party of aspiration.
It’s a party of asphyxiation:
Of government services
Of government owned enterprises & assets
Of government consumer legislation
Of public education
Of public hospitals
Of public childcare
Of public aged care
Of renewable energy
#auspol
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Deciding it’s too dangerous to reveal just how unpopular the current president is seems like the worst poll result ever.
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
#WQers

I won Daily Squardle #1470 with 7 guesses to spare!
Word found after 4 guesses:
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#thirdle #thirdle1408

🏆 2 / 6 🔥 streak 430

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🟩🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Hey Patricia Karvelas. Angus Taylor is not the answer for helping women in Australia. You slimy, mysogynistic, sucking up lnp sycophant.
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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Angus Taylor resigns from nothing to be nothing
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Passing the poisoned chalice

Everything Angus Taylor touches turns to shit, so this should be the final death throes of the Liberal party as we know it then
February 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Suggesting the crisis of confidence in the Liberal Party can be fixed by anointing Angus Taylor as leader is....optimistic.

But I encourage them to give it a go.
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Press gallery having orgasms at not having to worry at all about policy and being able to talk about “cut through” “conviction” “a good look” “win back the centre” all without one iota of supporting evidence
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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Tim Wilson is the Jason Falinski of Josh Frydenbergs
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 AM