Horton Wakizashi
extramedium666.bsky.social
Horton Wakizashi
@extramedium666.bsky.social
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I might need to make this a pinned skeet
Nah, that’s a Poussey

A duvet is a popular French Impressionist
You're thinking of Chalamet

A duvet is the character who shouldn't have died in OITNB
You’re thinking of Le Creuset

A duvet is that guy who raps and stars in the new Dune movies.
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ok hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
what it's like hanging with me and the boys
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@niedermeyer.online Ed, this looks like something you might enjoy
Just in time for summer
June 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It might even be considered patriotic
On the plus side it’s probably legal to burn a Tesla now
June 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Cc @montanaskeptic.bsky.social so much for reflections by the lake
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May 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This is high art
April 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is just the Solar City bailout but somehow even dumber
March 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Local resisters will be at the Norwell, MA showroom on Global @teslatakedown.com Day this Saturday March 29th at 11am

Indivisible Plymouth @indivisibleply.bsky.social will be at nearby Queen Anne's corner at 1:30pm

@gaslitnation.bsky.social
@riseandresist.bsky.social
@frracs.bsky.social
March 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well done but found on the cesspool formerly known as twitter x.com/mzsgtpepper/...
Sgt Pepper on X: "This is what Elon meant to say https://t.co/niZO1Y5E06" / X
This is what Elon meant to say https://t.co/niZO1Y5E06
x.com
March 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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The new Tesla marketing phrase is “Get’m While They’re HOT!”
March 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My inner cynic is enraged with a fury that knows no bounds
🙂 Hey @extramedium666.bsky.social! There's a hint of sunshine in your recent posts! Your sentiment score is +0.13 (slightly positive). That touch of positivity makes a difference - keep it up!
March 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
AOC over here taking TSLAQ talking points from 2016
Who agrees with AOC....
March 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@bagholderquotes.bsky.social we need a baggie thread pronto
March 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Historian here:

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

― Theodore Roosevelt
March 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Need to mash up a picture of Musk and Elizabeth Holmes but he’s carrying a tiny turkey baster for his tiny weiner instead of the nanotainer (sic).
March 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Too bad, Nazi! 😃
March 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Thoughts Derek?
JD Vance's pant fit is godawful, it looks terrible

The radical point of RW America is made up of traditionally "feminine" guys bullying people

It's like they watched Queer Eye in 2003, it radicalized them into homophobia but they still picked up some "Metrosexual" styling hints and never evolved
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I might need to make this a pinned skeet
March 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM