Jen d’Arc
@jenonymous.bsky.social
Mostly interested in capital markets, rule of law, and democracy. Lawyer, traveler, mother, troublemaker.
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Jen d’Arc
@jenonymous.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Any FinTwit refugees have good recommendations for how to invest going forward if securities regulations won’t be enforced and federal spending is going to be primarily directed towards friends of the kleptocracy?
Obvious answer: the two pro-kleptocracy stocks (on a tear), but I can’t support them.
Obvious answer: the two pro-kleptocracy stocks (on a tear), but I can’t support them.
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I just don’t understand how you would want to take Russias side on anything. They are poor alcoholics who bring nothing to the table. In what world would you want to be on their side?
Russia is cold, miserable, and poor. Witkoff is taking advice from losers. I just wouldn’t do that. He’s an idiot
Russia is cold, miserable, and poor. Witkoff is taking advice from losers. I just wouldn’t do that. He’s an idiot
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just don’t understand how you would want to take Russias side on anything. They are poor alcoholics who bring nothing to the table. In what world would you want to be on their side?
Russia is cold, miserable, and poor. Witkoff is taking advice from losers. I just wouldn’t do that. He’s an idiot
Russia is cold, miserable, and poor. Witkoff is taking advice from losers. I just wouldn’t do that. He’s an idiot
Anybody even modestly familiar with America’s legal system will instantly recognize this as an obvious, ridiculous lie.
For everybody else: you don’t get to say “no thanks” to the FBI when they demand documents about your sex-trafficking enterprise.
For everybody else: you don’t get to say “no thanks” to the FBI when they demand documents about your sex-trafficking enterprise.
ah the old “we’d share the records, really we would, but darn it we just can’t get them” excuse
Kash Patel says Epstein estate refuses to share key records with the FBI
Patel says the Epstein estate is refusing to share key records with the FBI, limiting what investigators can review.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Anybody even modestly familiar with America’s legal system will instantly recognize this as an obvious, ridiculous lie.
For everybody else: you don’t get to say “no thanks” to the FBI when they demand documents about your sex-trafficking enterprise.
For everybody else: you don’t get to say “no thanks” to the FBI when they demand documents about your sex-trafficking enterprise.
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Perhaps the real singularity was Thiel’s IQ converging with Ralph Wiggum’s.
October 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Perhaps the real singularity was Thiel’s IQ converging with Ralph Wiggum’s.
It brings me no pleasure to report this, but the taxi we took from the airport in MIA is mostly playing Newsmax “news” clips. When did that start happening? 😵💫
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It brings me no pleasure to report this, but the taxi we took from the airport in MIA is mostly playing Newsmax “news” clips. When did that start happening? 😵💫
I assume one of Trump’s handlers was supposed to warn him that, as pre-tariff inventory stocks run low, inflation is going to increase over the next few months as tariff costs are passed on to consumers…but Trump internalized the warning as an exciting promise of new tariff revenue gushing in soon.
“That heavy inventory purchase is now, however, wearing thin, and soon Tariffs will be paid on everything they apply to, without avoidance, and the amounts payable to the USA Will SKYROCKET, over and above the already historic levels of dollars received.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I assume one of Trump’s handlers was supposed to warn him that, as pre-tariff inventory stocks run low, inflation is going to increase over the next few months as tariff costs are passed on to consumers…but Trump internalized the warning as an exciting promise of new tariff revenue gushing in soon.
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Sticking it to ConEd might be the one thing that can bring all New Yorkers (and ex-New Yorkers) together.
They talked real estate, debated complicated zoning code and mulled over how to get a utility giant to bring down electricity rates. https://cnn.it/4oxbzx7
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sticking it to ConEd might be the one thing that can bring all New Yorkers (and ex-New Yorkers) together.
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chat is it a good sign for the stability of our federal government that the president is having a multi-day crashout demanding the arrest of his opposition over a video he didn’t like and the entire thing is being studiously ignored by everyone with the power to execute it
President insists his word is the one and only law in this land.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
chat is it a good sign for the stability of our federal government that the president is having a multi-day crashout demanding the arrest of his opposition over a video he didn’t like and the entire thing is being studiously ignored by everyone with the power to execute it
“A crime of serious proportion”— Trump’s illiteracy is almost as bad as the derangement and desire to execute patriotic Americans who oppose him.
chat is it a good sign for the stability of our federal government that the president is having a multi-day crashout demanding the arrest of his opposition over a video he didn’t like and the entire thing is being studiously ignored by everyone with the power to execute it
President insists his word is the one and only law in this land.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“A crime of serious proportion”— Trump’s illiteracy is almost as bad as the derangement and desire to execute patriotic Americans who oppose him.
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I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
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I know there is lot going on but Witkoff got rolled by the Russians again. A bunch of R Senators said hold up today (including Graham) and Rubio just threw the clown car in reverse. Total shit show.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know there is lot going on but Witkoff got rolled by the Russians again. A bunch of R Senators said hold up today (including Graham) and Rubio just threw the clown car in reverse. Total shit show.
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It sure looks like Axios got played here. Ukraine held the line, but it was Axios who put them under terrible pressure. The only clear things about this shitshow are that Axios owes us an explanation, and that media must stop printing 'scoops' from motivated sources while granting them anonymity. 5/
Ukraine is rejecting Trump’s plan right now at the UN Security Council.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It sure looks like Axios got played here. Ukraine held the line, but it was Axios who put them under terrible pressure. The only clear things about this shitshow are that Axios owes us an explanation, and that media must stop printing 'scoops' from motivated sources while granting them anonymity. 5/
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About that exclusive, "closed-to-press" MAHA summit last week with RFK and JD Vance: I got in.
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
About that exclusive, "closed-to-press" MAHA summit last week with RFK and JD Vance: I got in.
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Here's what I saw. 🧵 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
TFW you accidentally learn the definition of the sex act Lizza casually referenced while exposing the nasty details of the depraved relationship between Kennedy and Nuzzi.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
TFW you accidentally learn the definition of the sex act Lizza casually referenced while exposing the nasty details of the depraved relationship between Kennedy and Nuzzi.
I’d like to take a moment to say an emphatic F-U to both Nuzzi and Lizza, who sat on this (disgusting but revealing) information while Quackkedy got confirmed by the slimmest of margins and then proceeded to take a sledgehammer to medical research, vaccine uptake, and public health generally.
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I’d like to take a moment to say an emphatic F-U to both Nuzzi and Lizza, who sat on this (disgusting but revealing) information while Quackkedy got confirmed by the slimmest of margins and then proceeded to take a sledgehammer to medical research, vaccine uptake, and public health generally.
If you haven’t yet read the excerpt
@sky.skymarchini.net posted from the latest volume of Quackeddy-Nuzzi ick, there’s still time to avoid it…on a scale of 1-“posts from the GOP Nazi who posted fetish stuff on the NudeAfrica site” I give it a 6, maybe an 8 if your brain tries to picture it. 🤢
@sky.skymarchini.net posted from the latest volume of Quackeddy-Nuzzi ick, there’s still time to avoid it…on a scale of 1-“posts from the GOP Nazi who posted fetish stuff on the NudeAfrica site” I give it a 6, maybe an 8 if your brain tries to picture it. 🤢
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If you haven’t yet read the excerpt
@sky.skymarchini.net posted from the latest volume of Quackeddy-Nuzzi ick, there’s still time to avoid it…on a scale of 1-“posts from the GOP Nazi who posted fetish stuff on the NudeAfrica site” I give it a 6, maybe an 8 if your brain tries to picture it. 🤢
@sky.skymarchini.net posted from the latest volume of Quackeddy-Nuzzi ick, there’s still time to avoid it…on a scale of 1-“posts from the GOP Nazi who posted fetish stuff on the NudeAfrica site” I give it a 6, maybe an 8 if your brain tries to picture it. 🤢
Full MTG statement👇—the takeaway is that she seems to be anticipating a primary challenger backed by the Trump-Epstein loyalists and is resigning rather than fighting it.
If I was a QAnon type, I’d be skeptical why she’s bowing out instead of fighting the corrupt insiders who want to primary her.
If I was a QAnon type, I’d be skeptical why she’s bowing out instead of fighting the corrupt insiders who want to primary her.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she is resigning from Congress in January
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Full MTG statement👇—the takeaway is that she seems to be anticipating a primary challenger backed by the Trump-Epstein loyalists and is resigning rather than fighting it.
If I was a QAnon type, I’d be skeptical why she’s bowing out instead of fighting the corrupt insiders who want to primary her.
If I was a QAnon type, I’d be skeptical why she’s bowing out instead of fighting the corrupt insiders who want to primary her.
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“this can’t be a bubble because ORCL is down over 40%, META is down over 25%”
my guy, do you hear yourself
my guy, do you hear yourself
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“this can’t be a bubble because ORCL is down over 40%, META is down over 25%”
my guy, do you hear yourself
my guy, do you hear yourself
Is it possible that shining light on the Epstein files (and financial transactions) is part of what’s putting pressure on crypto garbage assets lately?
Going on @cnn-news.bsky.social in the 5 PM hour to talk with @jaketapper.bsky.social about Jeffrey Epstein secretly funding Bitcoin development via the MIT Media Lab.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is it possible that shining light on the Epstein files (and financial transactions) is part of what’s putting pressure on crypto garbage assets lately?
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Mamdani: “Did I stutter?”
Trump: “I don’t even know what that word means so whatever.”
Trump: “I don’t even know what that word means so whatever.”
Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mamdani: “Did I stutter?”
Trump: “I don’t even know what that word means so whatever.”
Trump: “I don’t even know what that word means so whatever.”
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Panic! at the Shitco*
*Shitcos and Shitco[in]s.
*Shitcos and Shitco[in]s.
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Panic! at the Shitco*
*Shitcos and Shitco[in]s.
*Shitcos and Shitco[in]s.
Good morning, it’s shaping up to be another beautiful day.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Good morning, it’s shaping up to be another beautiful day.
New holiday shopping guide from Bloomberg just dropped—should I get my 9 year old a watch or a boat? 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New holiday shopping guide from Bloomberg just dropped—should I get my 9 year old a watch or a boat? 🤔
Stay safe, friends.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Stay safe, friends.