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@eyanj.bsky.social
Fujifilm photo taker, kitchen magician and friendly neighborhood raconteur.
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@eyanj.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I might not follow you back. How you deal with that is your responsibility, not mine. Proceed accordingly.
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Because I'm too excited for this new @onthegrooveline.bsky.social to drop, I'm gonna go ahead and give y'all this in advance.
"Love's Train" by Con Funk Shun as told by co-founder Michael Cooper:
"Love's Train" by Con Funk Shun as told by co-founder Michael Cooper:
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Because I'm too excited for this new @onthegrooveline.bsky.social to drop, I'm gonna go ahead and give y'all this in advance.
"Love's Train" by Con Funk Shun as told by co-founder Michael Cooper:
"Love's Train" by Con Funk Shun as told by co-founder Michael Cooper:
Ain't no way in HELL you can say "women aren't funny" and be serious. Rofl
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ain't no way in HELL you can say "women aren't funny" and be serious. Rofl
Lmao do you write like this when you do your day job, OT??
a man will air dry on your velvet sofa, crown royal meat bag facing the world, and people will STILL ask why you believe in love but not cohabitation.
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lmao do you write like this when you do your day job, OT??
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everyone please, please learn the difference between a healing experience and therapy!!!! please stop making the women and children in your life responsible for your feelings!!
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
everyone please, please learn the difference between a healing experience and therapy!!!! please stop making the women and children in your life responsible for your feelings!!
Nope.
Question for the skyline…. Have you ever recovered a friendship after trust was broken?
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Nope.
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I will remove myself and my feelings for both of our safety.
Taurus anger is real so I avoid getting angry 😂
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I will remove myself and my feelings for both of our safety.
75 years from now, whoever has the internet archives is going to be reading folks getting ROASTED and it will be considered classic literature. ROFL
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
75 years from now, whoever has the internet archives is going to be reading folks getting ROASTED and it will be considered classic literature. ROFL
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My house smells VERY good right now. Bless.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My house smells VERY good right now. Bless.
Well would you look at that. It's MFin big ass salad o'clock.
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well would you look at that. It's MFin big ass salad o'clock.
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Amazing story, state legislator and Turning Points USA leader who crusaded against bogus voter fraud claims pleads guilty to attempted election fraud. azmirror.com/briefs/turni...
Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud | Arizona Mirror
Austin Smith election fraud guilty plea: Former GOP Rep admits forging 100+ signatures on ballot petitions in Arizona
azmirror.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Amazing story, state legislator and Turning Points USA leader who crusaded against bogus voter fraud claims pleads guilty to attempted election fraud. azmirror.com/briefs/turni...
Why are yall arguing with people who's brain overheated when they found out Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus?
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Why are yall arguing with people who's brain overheated when they found out Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus?
LMAO yo, he sent someone to Michael's and they bought EVERY pack of gold foil they could find.
The current state of the Oval Office (recorded by Scavino)
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
LMAO yo, he sent someone to Michael's and they bought EVERY pack of gold foil they could find.
It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Shoutout to thigh meats too. Amen.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Shoutout to thigh meats too. Amen.
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It's Titty Taturday said Tweety
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's Titty Taturday said Tweety
About to make some MFin beef stew
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
About to make some MFin beef stew
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He really wrote out A Hobosexual Handbook
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
Menfolk out here giving a play by play on how to move into a women’s apt without asking.
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
He really wrote out A Hobosexual Handbook
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
Ladies, Gents and Theydies…learn about squatter’s rights in your state so you can move accordingly if/when you have to evict this fucker from your apartment.
William Randolph Hearst:
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
It's possible to get addicted to pot. Here's what to know
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
William Randolph Hearst:
I do not like feeling like I was unknowingly part of someone's revenge tour in whatever capacity. At all.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I do not like feeling like I was unknowingly part of someone's revenge tour in whatever capacity. At all.