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Yeah I’m over here too
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All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
PLEASE.

This right here.
Don’t send that unnecessary, wordy ass holiday text to that person who not even thinking about you anymore. Have some respect for them and for yourself as well.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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art doesn’t need a making machine. WE ARE THE MAKING MACHINES.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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We were going around saying what we’re thankful for and an ex girlfriend of my uncle’s said, “I’m thankful because I’m pretty.”

Everyone looked at her like
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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This makes my stomach turn cause it didn’t have to be this way. And for any other president this would be the story. Journalist would be pressing him at every speaking engagement. Once again women and children are the price paid to give men a second chance.
A J6er pardoned by Trump just got arrested for crimes against two kids. One victim, only 11, says 44-year-old Andrew Paul Johnson abused him 3 times.

Kids pay the price for Trump's soft-on-crime policies.

#Jan6 #TrumpPardons
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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i love a holiday hot take. my uncle once told me "oh bobby caldwell been white for years. now that lincoln? abe lincoln? a black man. he just didn't like it that much."
Alright…. My uncle just said “that boy Curry can’t dribble”

Thanksgiving is canceled. Get out of my house.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Is this the boy version of "where are my panties?"?
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A bottle of Wray & Nephew, please
What yall want?
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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The break room is crazy. The ain’t even go to the bathroom on a different floor?
She got fired shortly after for sucking dick in the break room so it worked out
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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With Black MAGA, always check their charges or check to see if they got (or want) a check:
Sooooo that's why MAGA Minaj has become the spokesperson of Sexual Assaulters
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Every article on Chinese tech is like: "Chinese scientists discover cure for cancer, here's why this is a foolish thing that will destroy their GDP."

Every article on American tech is like: "Give Sam Altman all your money or the economy will die. AI is our new God and demands sacrifice."
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Nope. That fucker wants to be his last name so bad it hurts.

Those people will never accept him, not even after the grandchildren. I hate the thread screenshots leave out how he complained the in-laws had pics of his wife and kids in their home but none of him. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
I personally feel a measure of sympathy (empathy? One of them -pathies) for him because it has gone on for so long.

But I still don’t understand why he told us. He looked at that story and thought Black Twitter was a safe space to tell it. I bet he never knew a man could be so wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Porch. Haint. 💀

He deserved the dragging and more.
Ahhh I see the Legend of the Thanksgiving Porch Haint is being told. You can smell the cranberries in the air!
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Be grateful for life
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
She want that lady’s husband

Charlie ain’t even fully decomposed yet but she’s hopping on new dick. Wow.
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Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk said her organization’s efforts to support a potential JD Vance presidential campaign in 2028 are “in the works.” https://cnn.it/4rlYMQy
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It still goes >>>>
On this day in 1989 Milli Vanilli got the last of their three consecutive #1 songs on the Billboard Hot 100 with "Blame It On The Rain."

Those unseen singers were jammin... I love this song....

musicchartsarchive.com/singles/milli-…
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Their behavior (talking/body language/etc) to service workers, children and pets.
12. What is a common behavior you see in public that immediately tells you everything you need to know about a person?
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*unfurls scroll*

Chamomile & Lavender
Hibiscus
Ginger
Lemon
Blackberry & Raspberry
Peppermint
White Pomegranate
Echinacea
Turmeric
Green
Spearmint
11. Tea lovers, what is your favorite flavor of tea?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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“I knew not the true meaning of desire until I felt the ache of your absence”
In English we say “I want you.”

In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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In me there exists a ravenous hunger and an insatiable desire to experience every facet of your being.
In English we say “I want you.”

In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
And he’s still fine right now
#BlackSky who was an early crush for you?

I’ll start:
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM