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Fresh off the turnip truck. Please be nice to me. If retweets aren’t endorsements, then what are they? He/him.
I feel like this could be a @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social editorial cartoon at the Onion.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like this could be a @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social editorial cartoon at the Onion.
Oh no! He’s hot!
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Oh no! He’s hot!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen myself in advertising before.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen myself in advertising before.
And the other one where the same sinister girl killed a goldfish.
This Is The Economy On Stimulus
YouTube video by Herman Cain
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And the other one where the same sinister girl killed a goldfish.
I’m going to be different and say Can’t Keep Johnny Down.
They Might Be Giants - Can't Keep Johnny Down (Official Video!)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m going to be different and say Can’t Keep Johnny Down.
It’s turtles all the way down, Charlie Brown.
I have made my mind a sunless space, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It’s turtles all the way down, Charlie Brown.
Oregon voted down its rank choice voting ballot measure in 2024 and there was endless whining about it from all the county clerks. Implementation of this would be hard. (But worth it imo)
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oregon voted down its rank choice voting ballot measure in 2024 and there was endless whining about it from all the county clerks. Implementation of this would be hard. (But worth it imo)
I guess while we’re at it, we should make them cut it out with the TERF stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I guess while we’re at it, we should make them cut it out with the TERF stuff.
If I’m elected we will put a naval blockade on the UK until they make Doctor Who good again.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If I’m elected we will put a naval blockade on the UK until they make Doctor Who good again.
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
The Royal Tenenbaums
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Royal Tenenbaums
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Supposing that the “political industrial complex” is a thing that actually exists, how is Chuck Todd (and all centrist horse race journalists) not a load bearing part of it? Why are these guys infatuated with people who want to turn them into glue?
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Supposing that the “political industrial complex” is a thing that actually exists, how is Chuck Todd (and all centrist horse race journalists) not a load bearing part of it? Why are these guys infatuated with people who want to turn them into glue?
Supposing that the “political industrial complex” is a thing that actually exists, how is Chuck Todd (and all centrist horse race journalists) not a load bearing part of it? Why are these guys infatuated with people who want to turn them into glue?
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Supposing that the “political industrial complex” is a thing that actually exists, how is Chuck Todd (and all centrist horse race journalists) not a load bearing part of it? Why are these guys infatuated with people who want to turn them into glue?
Sorry man, that sucks
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sorry man, that sucks
They’ve got to compensate for kicking out the soldiers with beards.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
They’ve got to compensate for kicking out the soldiers with beards.
You’re verified in our hearts ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You’re verified in our hearts ❤️
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you: please act normal you need these people to like you
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: The German practice of leaving cities to circumvent rationing by bartering for food with farmers during WWII was called "Hamstering" and the Nazi propaganda poster against it somehow turned out cute.
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: The German practice of leaving cities to circumvent rationing by bartering for food with farmers during WWII was called "Hamstering" and the Nazi propaganda poster against it somehow turned out cute.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
you: please act normal you need these people to like you
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: The German practice of leaving cities to circumvent rationing by bartering for food with farmers during WWII was called "Hamstering" and the Nazi propaganda poster against it somehow turned out cute.
people: hello Ed nice to meet you
me: The German practice of leaving cities to circumvent rationing by bartering for food with farmers during WWII was called "Hamstering" and the Nazi propaganda poster against it somehow turned out cute.
All Hail the Orb!
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
All Hail the Orb!
You’re all about “taco trucks on every corner” but I guess halal carts are a bridge too far?
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You’re all about “taco trucks on every corner” but I guess halal carts are a bridge too far?
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck