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Keith Parish

@fastbreakbreak.bsky.social

6.1K followers 22 following 260 posts

NBA podcaster and piano player. did work for The Athletic and Grind City Media world's biggest Memphis Grizzlies idiot fastbreakbreakfast.com

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 9h

every 5 miles in North Carolina you come across a strip mall that has a vape store, an antique shop, and an independent bible college

Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 1d

it's not all bad for the grizzlies in the preseason, their first half net rating is currently better than the Guangzhou Loong-Lions, South East Melbourne Phoenix, and Hapoel Jerusalem BC!

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 4d

i watched the grizzlies preseason game last night so you didn't have to

here's what you missed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=weHf...

Javon Small and Cedric Coward start for the Grizzlies against the Celtics in preseason

YouTube video by Grits and Grinds: Grizzlies Podcast

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 7d

wife texts

Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 7d

during the process of moving your family into a new house, when is the proper time to slip away for 4 hours to see one battle after another in imax?

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 8d

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 10d

just had to interrupt a store’s employee playing a game on their phone to ask a question. I hope I don’t face any karmic retribution

Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 13d

with training camp at Belmont, Ja Morant is intentionally wearing a Murray State shirt and said he’s going to wear Murray state gear every day

Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 13d

When asked if he has any plans in Nashville, #Grizzlies head coach Tuomas Iisalo said he’s planning to pay homage to the Pekka Rinne statue

Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 14d

hey kroger what if we just change this to "if the titans cover"

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 14d

bill Simmons dropped this banger today:

“…they’re like those really overprotective parents that have to make sure their kids are in car seats”

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 16d

spindrifts have been BOGO all month at the grocery so we are living like KINGS

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 17d

grizzlies are back

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 18d

Here's a fun watch from me:

I ranked the Top 25 players in the history of the Memphis Grizzlies

Here is part 1, where I rank the Top 10.

Please watch and subscribe!

youtu.be/ou-MQHTq7ik?...

The Top 25 players in the history of the Memphis Grizzlies, part 1: The Top 10

YouTube video by Grits and Grinds: Grizzlies Podcast

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 19d

we used to be a country

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 19d

what’s the best thing you’ve ever eaten? I still think mine is Oreos

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 19d

@davidjroth.bsky.social “name your 3 favorite Stephen Davis seasons” got me good

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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸 @thomasawful.bsky.social · 23d

My cool wife teaches 9th grade English in Baltimore. Because of budget cuts in an already impoverished area she has spent over $400 on classroom shit the school should be supplying. Please consider helping or sharing this Wishlist of supplies/treats for her kids www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 21d

TUNE INTO NBATV RIGHT NOW THE GRIZZLIES ARE UP 23 ON THE CLIPPERS GOING INTO THE 4TH

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 21d

saw a couple at the tennessee state fair wearing custom airbrushed memphis grizzlies hats/shirts/shorts so I said GO GRIZZ as i walked by and they looked at me like i was a pervert

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 25d

does everybody know about this guy??

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 25d

i'm not so sure steven adams

"quick brekkie" is awful close to "fastbreak breakfast"

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Keith Parish @fastbreakbreak.bsky.social · 26d

ah yes, that’s why this song is famous

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 29d

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29d

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

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