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Biosciences, University of São Paulo.

Scottish-Jew, two stereotypes for the price of one.

He/Him
Pinned
Here's Caitlin..........
A doctor told us that Caitlin has an unusually high pain threshold,
Ana asked of it could be because I play so much Rammstein and Sepultura,
Doctor was unconvinced.
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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🤩We’re excited to announce our winner of Capturing Ecology🤩

🐊Zeke Rowe, @zekerowe.bsky.social, with their photo 'Wouldn't hurt a fly'🪰

Taken in Panama, the image shows an American crocodile fixing the camera with its golden eyes, utterly unmoved as blood-sucking horse flies feed on its snout.
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
One of xhitter's biggest bigot's @thepurplepimpernel.bsky.social has now properly arrived here,
please give him a warm welcome.
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Trump said he & NATO Sec General Mark Rutte have “formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland.”

We were all wondering how everyone accepted that "no force" will be needed

Now we know it's b/c NATO got together and said "Okay. Here's Greenland. Just don't tell anyone yet."
Trump says he reached Greenland deal 'framework' with NATO, backs off Europe tariffs
Trump's announcement marks a stunning twist in the ongoing controversy over his persistent efforts to acquire Greenland for the U.S.
www.cnbc.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It Follows With Big Naturals
The Running Man With Big Naturals
12 Angry Men with Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Hormones/baby brain have managed to turn Ana into a ninja,
she threw a soft coaster across the house at me,
and it hit me on the nose.
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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If I was a Keir Starmer fanboy and a Labour Party member in 2026, I'd shut the fuck up and not be smug about fascism in America. We can see what your boy and his government are up to!
Labour want 'Panopticon' to have 'eyes of the state on you at all times'
THE Home Secretary has said she wants to create a “Panopticon” system of state surveillance.
www.thenational.scot
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Something a little cheerful methinks..............

Gtradio
The B-52's - Roam (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Beyond disagreements over Gaza, the UK Holocaust Memorial Day Trust recently decided that they will only use the word "genocide" to describe the Holocaust, and will use "persecution" for Rwanda, Bosnia, Cambodia, and Darfur. www.haaretz.com/opinion/2026...
Jews gatekeeping Jews: How British Jewish leaders are policing dissent on Israel | Opinion
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www.haaretz.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Important piece from Melanie Goldberg, who was fired from the UK Holocaust Memorial Day Trust for her involvement with the Israeli Palestinian-Jewish organization Standing Together, which has called Israel's actions in Gaza a genocide. www.haaretz.com/opinion/2026...
Jews gatekeeping Jews: How British Jewish leaders are policing dissent on Israel | Opinion
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www.haaretz.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Massive hats off to everyone who dedicated their energy in the months after October 7th to attacking the UNRWA, discrediting the UN, and dismissing, sanctioning, intimidating the ICJ and ICC. Amazing work.
January 21, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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If Keir Starmer is as genuinely serious about stopping Reform as he claims to be, then there’s one thing he should do - defect to Reform. Can’t think of anything that would absolutely slaughter their popularity quicker.
January 20, 2026 at 11:35 AM
It's becoming increasingly obvious that people who listen to 'The rest is politics',
are having their intelligence sucked out of their ears.
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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BBC
“Kier Starmer kills family of three with samurai sword”

Average centrist, divorced, retired.
“Rubbish, he banned samurai swords”
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"Having spoken to the Coyote, he has promised not to eat the Road Runner,
and let me be clear, we support Road Runner 100%,
but if Mr Wile E eats Road Runner,
in that scenario we support Sir Coyote,
and our allies at ACME."
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Starmer is playing an absolute blinder,
making Trump think he's cosying up to him,
while [Syntax Error]
January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Imagine naming yourself after Gytha Ogg,
to defend the most bigoted PM in UK history.
Turns out if you comment on Polanski’s thread critically a similar crank reaction seems to be triggered. I had a fun morning trying to argue with the Starmer is evil crowd. Almost had to check that I hadn’t stumbled back to the hellsite 😕
alice from alice in wonderland is looking down at something
ALT: alice from alice in wonderland is looking down at something
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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Hoho yes, perhaps Mr Cookie Monster would prefer a nice, leafy green salad
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Amazing how my paints from 1998 are still fine and my paint from 2015 have completely dried out.
January 18, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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extremely funny that the Starmer reverse midas touch extends to a 75 year military alliance emcompassing most of the western world
masterful gambit Sir Kier
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Louvre worthy
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Me: "wow"

Ana: "we cannot afford any warhammer, I hope you are looking at a woman."
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I cannot, and will not, vote for Gavin Newsom,
ever.
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM