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The Fat Man
@fatman.bsky.social
Capitalism sucks. Market socialism rules.

Known to post about football, beer, flags, boardgames, rugby, dad shit, politics, lacrosse, and maps.


I make lots of typos and won't apologize for it.
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Well at least the scoring streak is still alive. That's about all I can say for the season. #VTvUVA
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Currently nap trapped under the 18 month old. Using it to watch football and soon nap myself

It's the fucking beat.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
#WALlvRSA is playing out basically exactly like we all thought it would. An inauspicious start to a sports day for me that will end with the Commonwealth Cup.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
As someone who worked as a student in the university call center trying to raise money our system has a field for "reason for refusal". I strongly encourage any NU or other alums to clearly state this as the reason for not giving when you get called.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Haha. I don't think Bronco even really believes there should be one second on the clock. It was so expired by the time the qb threw it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social the old super rugby was even more globe spanning tham the KHL. Teams in NZ, Australia, South Africa, Japan, and Argentina. Covid killed it in that arrangement, but it was truly bonkers timezone and travel wise.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The duality of man.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It is I. The apple pie hater. A creature many thought was just legend, but I promise I exist.
No one actually thinks there are any types of pie that are bad. Now you'll try to prove me wrong by looking up some intentionally bad pie. We're not doing that. You know what I mean. Everyone really thinks all normal pie types are good
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Taking a turn on BGA at Pax feels both meta and subversive somehow.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Time for round 2. Let's do this.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Spending my undergrad years drinking alcoholic drinks of exceedingly low quality was training for stomaching the awful tasting and insanely high volume colonoscopy prep meds.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Jame. Franklin has been spotted in a suburban Baltimore public library. Clearly this means he's interested in the (not open)Towson job.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ACAB includes the toddler dad who just pulled his kid out of the giant water table at the science museum. Let the kid be free!
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You know he wanted to put motherfucking in the middle of the final JD Vance.
Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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From the top rope
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
May these men face their well deserved justice and never know a moment of peace for the rest of their lives.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Peruvian chicken continues to fucking slap as a family meal.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Alerting the morning crew to some electoral malfeasance that occured last night.
I didn't win the neighborhood costume contest. Multiple people have told me I was robbed.

They're all fucking right.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I didn't win the neighborhood costume contest. Multiple people have told me I was robbed.

They're all fucking right.
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
One of the things about hardline RTO policy I legit don't understand is how it actually kills productivity because of no flexibility. Like after being hospitalized for a week with a bad allergic reaction I could come back to work faster cuz I could WFH.
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I said the same thing when they were including daycare in BBB(thanks Manchin). But this would be even more important.

Stand this up asap. And get elected Dems at every level involved. Yeah the fascists will bitch and try and shut it down, but actually helping people is more important.
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
White bbq sauce and yum yum sauce are an example of culinary convergent evolution.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Library did a minor Reno. Mostly new furniture and moving stuff around. But the Switch that was in the kids area disappeared. I was sad. Until I found it. I'm a totally new like living room type set up.

Libraries continue to fucking rule.
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wtf is a Golden Bear anyway? Idk but it sounds like something Trump would like.

Go Hokies! Beat Cal!

#vtcal
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's amazing how people take the fact that they weren't aware of something in childhood as proof it didn't exist.
similar vibes
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM