Emma Payne
@fedbybirds.bsky.social
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Screenwriting, poetry, comedy, printmaking, painting, eels, beetles, general detritus
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fedbybirds.bsky.social
Oh this is sad. And somehow so surprising - she didn’t seem like the kind of person who would die. Too young & healthy seeming, however old she was
selfstyledsiren.bsky.social
"She is the dream actress that every director should have." —Gillian Armstrong

Rest in peace to the great Diane Keaton, fearless and unique, a dream actress indeed. 📷 Norman Seeff, Los Angeles, 1975
Black and white shot of Diane Keaton in a tank top with her hands behind her head. I like this photo for its simplicity; you can feel her personality.
fedbybirds.bsky.social
And it’s so long since anyone under 65 or so had a booster & there have been so many variants since then
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
It’s dispiriting that this is what getting a COVID vaccination now looks like to this chronic asthmatic.
fedbybirds.bsky.social
‘Can you do something with my hair I’m 200 years old & it’s been a hard day’
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Never look nearer death than when staring at yourself in the hairdresser’s mirror
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Two different AI videos appearing in my feed in quick succession posted by people trying to get others to stop spreading them. Feels ominous
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
why do they call them children, they have like zero chill
fedbybirds.bsky.social
These costumes are such a good idea because ICE don’t care about images of them assaulting a vulnerable woman, it excites them - but no one wants to be filmed beating up a giant frog, that’s just ridiculous
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Even as a small child this struck me as unlikely. Where are all these goat rendering factories? What industry is producing all this goat fat as a byproduct?And Facebook didn’t even exist then so this was just people telling each other mad shit in person
fedbybirds.bsky.social
What did your mother tell you ice cream van ice cream was made with, according to some mad mum rumour she’d heard? Mine said goat fat, my partner’s mum told him cow’s blood plasma
fedbybirds.bsky.social
He definitely does play with porcelain dolls, he does their voices in whispers & brushes their hair, no matter how much he denies it
fedbybirds.bsky.social
The fact that he talks like Cher from Clueless makes him even creepier if that was possible
bluegeorgia.bsky.social
Stephen Miller: "Eventually elections don’t carry the day because violence beats votes… When we see a muscular response from the federal government, it’s because we’re not going to let violence beat votes."

Is he implying federal intervention determines political legitimacy, not ballots or courts?
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comicprintinguk.bsky.social
Can’t believe the Irish tried a version of UBI, found it worked, and decided to keep it rather than commission another study.
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
fedbybirds.bsky.social
(usually associate her with being the ‘gowns by’ lady on fabulous Ginger Rogers/Marlene Dietrich films)
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Watching Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid again. I love the fact that the costumes are done by Edith Head
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Thanks, good to know. Yes very annoying when what we thought we had was nice free draining chalky soil!
fedbybirds.bsky.social
I’ve got a horrible feeling it’s the whole garden though. Can’t believe someone thought this was a good idea instead of just doing it properly in the first place
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Ugh. I’m fairly sure this is going to be the only solution - even raised beds are going to struggle
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Unwelcome discovery of the day - the reason the grass in our new house looks like this is some twat, instead of taking out a concrete backyard, just put soil & turf on top of it. Anyone know a good way round this (ideally aside from hiring a bulldozer & starting again)? 🌱
Garden with half dead looking lawn
fedbybirds.bsky.social
It’s difficult to get past that aggrieved feeling of ‘I’m doing all the running here’ with some people - but if you do it sometimes changes over time. You really notice it starkly if you don’t have kids - for a while this is your relationship with practically all your friends
fedbybirds.bsky.social
He’s died again!
jtp.bsky.social
donald trump has died
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Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Social media really does feel like it’s going away, quite suddenly. And writers & artists are left helplessly wondering how they’re meant to ‘build a following’ now. Skywriting? Homemade leaflets nailed to trees?
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In all seriousness, publishers are going to have to figure out how to market books in the post-social-media landscape. That should be an implicit part of their job. What authors/artists can do on their own is increasingly limited and siloed.
fedbybirds.bsky.social
This book made me start writing poetry after I picked it from my parents’ bookshelves
tobywoody.bsky.social
When I first became interested in poetry, at the age of 16, it was thanks to John Clare, Wilfred Owen, Siegfried Sassoon, John Betjeman … and this book which I read ragged … thank you so much Brian Patten – rest in peace

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fedbybirds.bsky.social
Would never voluntarily go into a ‘scan receipt to exit’ supermarket. Feels like being held hostage. I reserve my right to wander in, look at what you have & leave without buying any of your shit
fedbybirds.bsky.social
Always enjoy the slight bathos of In Our Time ending in an offer of tea or coffee. ‘So the causes of Bronze Age collapse are complex and in many ways unknowable ooh two sugars please’