Jason the punk puppeteer guy
@feltheadpuppets.bsky.social
I’m at the back rail in GA in a yellow Built to Spill shirt. Come fight me, I need to feel something
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remember to call your representatives and beg them for your life
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
remember to call your representatives and beg them for your life
I like when the weather is like this because I can pretend I’m somewhere else
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I like when the weather is like this because I can pretend I’m somewhere else
2025 is dead to me
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
2025 is dead to me
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This presidency has fully devolved into a series of Make A Wish situations staged for an addled, dying man
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This presidency has fully devolved into a series of Make A Wish situations staged for an addled, dying man
Earth Burger (a San Antonio vegan fast food restaurant) really pulled that Mr. Show joke, “now with one convenient location” from the sketch about the grocery store war
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Earth Burger (a San Antonio vegan fast food restaurant) really pulled that Mr. Show joke, “now with one convenient location” from the sketch about the grocery store war
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
We need an Anarchist hymnal full of Rage Against the Machine
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We need an Anarchist hymnal full of Rage Against the Machine
The Christmas miracle I’m hoping for this year is that everyone in San Antonio learns how to use their fucking blinker. It’s beyond parody how aggressively drivers here don’t use their blinker. Even SAPD can’t be bothered to use their blinker. Fuck us all. Flood the earth, God.
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Christmas miracle I’m hoping for this year is that everyone in San Antonio learns how to use their fucking blinker. It’s beyond parody how aggressively drivers here don’t use their blinker. Even SAPD can’t be bothered to use their blinker. Fuck us all. Flood the earth, God.
If I was a preacher I wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how ICE agents will burn in Hell and that Jesus didn’t die so people could drive without using blinkers.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If I was a preacher I wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how ICE agents will burn in Hell and that Jesus didn’t die so people could drive without using blinkers.
One of the notable things about the Diddy documentary was how many people enabled him because it was their job. We should all wake up every day and check ourselves that we’re not empowering a future Diddy when we go to work.
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One of the notable things about the Diddy documentary was how many people enabled him because it was their job. We should all wake up every day and check ourselves that we’re not empowering a future Diddy when we go to work.
Fucking forgot about how much I hate golf. You know who played golf? Diddy. Sex-trafficking ass sport
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fucking forgot about how much I hate golf. You know who played golf? Diddy. Sex-trafficking ass sport
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White people think it’s illegal to make any kind of playlist and not put Pharrell’s “Happy” on there
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
White people think it’s illegal to make any kind of playlist and not put Pharrell’s “Happy” on there
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Billionaires are a self-alienating race of people, they don’t want to be treated like everyone else
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billionaires are a self-alienating race of people, they don’t want to be treated like everyone else
Jesus’ death was ruled “suicide by God”
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jesus’ death was ruled “suicide by God”
Tired: getting blocked by Dean Cain
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tired: getting blocked by Dean Cain
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
Wired: getting banned from r/Waymo
Got kicked out of r/Waymo for being a dick, guess I have no choice but to write that script
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Got kicked out of r/Waymo for being a dick, guess I have no choice but to write that script
Procrastinanrgy - when you should be writing but you’re being angry online instead
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Procrastinanrgy - when you should be writing but you’re being angry online instead
Pitch: Johnny Appleseed but it’s just me going up to people telling them to stop using AI
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pitch: Johnny Appleseed but it’s just me going up to people telling them to stop using AI
Society should allow driverless taxis only if we can sacrifice one billionaire a year into a volcano
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Society should allow driverless taxis only if we can sacrifice one billionaire a year into a volcano
Waymo? I think you mean “way mo’ of these robotaxis set on fire to save humanity
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Waymo? I think you mean “way mo’ of these robotaxis set on fire to save humanity
Vandalizing a Waymo is a victimless crime
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Vandalizing a Waymo is a victimless crime
Dude, I accidentally found a Reddit group of people who love Waymo. I wish God hadn’t promised to never flood the earth again. You fucked up, God!
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dude, I accidentally found a Reddit group of people who love Waymo. I wish God hadn’t promised to never flood the earth again. You fucked up, God!
San Antonio, whatcha doing this weekend? Wanna see a rock and roll comedian?
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
San Antonio, whatcha doing this weekend? Wanna see a rock and roll comedian?