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Nicholas Peterson
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Cinephile & tabletop gamer. Depression & absurdism. Tender & flaky.
Getting away from nazis — which worked, for a while
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
This is my second-favorite Leonard Cohen song (after Who By Fire) but full disclosure it is tied with fifteen others
January 31, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Also love how YouTube assumes that I never, ever meant to close a video. Went back to the search results page? Closed the app entirely? Only 2 seconds left to go? Doesn't matter, we're beaming content into your eyeballs until the sun goes out baby.
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Don't google that you'll get nothing but pornhub
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
My knee-jerk to so much of this administration's abuses is "why did you assholes vote for this asshole" so it's nice to see large numbers of people are pushing back against the biggest of the assholes
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
How’s that ICE recruitment drive going I wonder
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
They can laugh at us all they want, but the second one of our shadows comes to life and tries to attack us Peter-Pan style we're going to be ready and they won't
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
One sycophant, two who fade into the background, two guys who're always making deep philosophical statements between vape puffs, a smirking dickhead, an insecure one, and one who will steal your shit when you're not looking -- yeah, this mirrors any large friend group I've ever had.
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It would go a considerable way to restoring my faith in humanity if any measurable number of DHS supporters saw today‘s killing and reversed course, rather than blindly doubling down.
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Hemingway once said “the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.”
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I genuinely do not know how you can reform someone who is willing to do this
ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement.

"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.

Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.

Minneapolis, MN
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
May they never pee in peace again
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January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Of course it isn’t happening; the latest tithe of unsanctioned psykers to the Black Ships should buy at least another six months
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
There's a finite number of times Peter Parker can just put on a suit he found without asking any questions before it's on him when he gets a new nemesis
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I know if they’re a democrat they’ll say he can’t, but if you ask what they plan to do about it they’ll bring up an unrelated vanity bill they’ve been trying to pass for two months or ask you for money, and those stopped being acceptable responses some time ago
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
If you interact in any way with any member of congress and don’t demand an explanation for why the president is allowed to threaten to take Greenland by force then what are we even doing here
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
This MLK Day remember that universal basic income would reduce crime, improve standards of living, and lead to more art in the world and the only reason we can’t have it is twelve jerks in suits who don’t want to lose a comma in their bank accounts.
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
this isn’t the cyberpunk I wanted
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Bunnies & William S. Burroughs, if you will
i'm working on a new little project on the side while seven part pact continues to churn along, where im going to take a bunch of OSR blogposts and cut them up to stitch together a franken-game for my personal enjoyment. im calling it THREE HOLE PUNCH
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THREE HOLE PUNCH (The Starting List) | Jay Dragon (& Friends)
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January 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
*fails WP test*
If you don't you know you'll be commis-sorry
January 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Are you buying vintage bicycles by the pound? You should not be buying vintage bicycles by the pound.
January 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Today I am celebrating Transphobes are Trash Day by telling all of my trans friends that I love them, and it’s bullshit what they go through sometimes, and of course that’s a perfectly reasonable amount to spend on vintage jackets you deserve it.
January 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I think the problem is, we stopped punching nazis. That was a mistake.
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Slightly diminish a game:

Date Most Things
Slightly diminish a game:

Pokémon Get Set
Slightly diminish a game:

Age of Leases
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Swear to god I saw people talking about this and the idea it wasn’t hyperbole never there’d my head
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM