fernfronds 🌿🏳️🌈🏴☠️
@fernfronds.bsky.social
our flag means death? huge fan. can’t stop imagining them in all different scenarios. all totally made up.🌈☠️•30s•she/they•🔞•tbh if you’re not a fandom account there’s a good chance if you follow i’ll block ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i am 100% getting sick. i know i’m going to wake up feeling like hot fucking garbage.
my boss, who is my main collaborator on a massive fucking program i’m building from scratch & launching this summer, leaves for a 5-month sabbatical in 3 days.
i CANNOT lose any of these final days. and yet. 🙃
my boss, who is my main collaborator on a massive fucking program i’m building from scratch & launching this summer, leaves for a 5-month sabbatical in 3 days.
i CANNOT lose any of these final days. and yet. 🙃
December 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i am 100% getting sick. i know i’m going to wake up feeling like hot fucking garbage.
my boss, who is my main collaborator on a massive fucking program i’m building from scratch & launching this summer, leaves for a 5-month sabbatical in 3 days.
i CANNOT lose any of these final days. and yet. 🙃
my boss, who is my main collaborator on a massive fucking program i’m building from scratch & launching this summer, leaves for a 5-month sabbatical in 3 days.
i CANNOT lose any of these final days. and yet. 🙃
i cannot shake the bedtime imposter syndrome spirals tonight and there’s never a time when i relate to stede bonnet more bc all i want to do is run away and become something/someone else. oh plus finding my soulmate would be pretty cool too.
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i cannot shake the bedtime imposter syndrome spirals tonight and there’s never a time when i relate to stede bonnet more bc all i want to do is run away and become something/someone else. oh plus finding my soulmate would be pretty cool too.
MY WRIST HURTS SO BAD 😤 and bc that one hurts so bad i’m favoring the other one and that’s making that one hurt more
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
MY WRIST HURTS SO BAD 😤 and bc that one hurts so bad i’m favoring the other one and that’s making that one hurt more
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imagine trying to explain this to someone normal
tummy smoochies :)))
#myart #rhyikaverse #smoochie
ok i TRIED I WASNT SURE WHAT TO DO??? how were shoes easier than tummies 😭 blame @ericavee.bsky.social
#myart #rhyikaverse #smoochie
ok i TRIED I WASNT SURE WHAT TO DO??? how were shoes easier than tummies 😭 blame @ericavee.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
imagine trying to explain this to someone normal
two days shy of two weeks out from my fall and my wrist hurts way more than i expected it to at this point. it got worse a couple of days after i got the custom splint and i reached out to the doc about the pain plus some seemingly new swelling and she didn’t really seem concerned about it??
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
two days shy of two weeks out from my fall and my wrist hurts way more than i expected it to at this point. it got worse a couple of days after i got the custom splint and i reached out to the doc about the pain plus some seemingly new swelling and she didn’t really seem concerned about it??
also, bless the goddamn frame projects bc one of the reasons i've never felt like a competent artist is bc i struggle a lot with taking an abstract idea in my brain and making it real on paper, but i was always good at imitation so replicating a frame is literally perfect for me!
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
also, bless the goddamn frame projects bc one of the reasons i've never felt like a competent artist is bc i struggle a lot with taking an abstract idea in my brain and making it real on paper, but i was always good at imitation so replicating a frame is literally perfect for me!
HOORAAAY IT’S FRAME SHARING TIME!!
i am SO grateful that i was able to pick up a frame as a pinch-hitter. making a frame for each kiss project has meant the absolute world to me. 💜
here she is, frame 3039!
#youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
i am SO grateful that i was able to pick up a frame as a pinch-hitter. making a frame for each kiss project has meant the absolute world to me. 💜
here she is, frame 3039!
#youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
HOORAAAY IT’S FRAME SHARING TIME!!
i am SO grateful that i was able to pick up a frame as a pinch-hitter. making a frame for each kiss project has meant the absolute world to me. 💜
here she is, frame 3039!
#youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
i am SO grateful that i was able to pick up a frame as a pinch-hitter. making a frame for each kiss project has meant the absolute world to me. 💜
here she is, frame 3039!
#youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
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feeling incredibly lucky to be alive at the same time as hit show our flag means death
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
feeling incredibly lucky to be alive at the same time as hit show our flag means death
HA i got in a reddit fight with an idiot and they deleted their stupid little posts. but i’m mad bc i was cooking up a civil yet scathing mic drop of a reply that now i don’t get to post. 😤
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
HA i got in a reddit fight with an idiot and they deleted their stupid little posts. but i’m mad bc i was cooking up a civil yet scathing mic drop of a reply that now i don’t get to post. 😤
LMAO just got home after a long day, flopped on the couch, & this was the first tiktok that popped up on my fyp. 5 seconds in i go, “this is a modern au ed teach.” i open up the comments & the first one is “I just KNOW this man has well cared for bees on his property”
THIS IS LIQUID GOLD ED 🐝💛🐝
THIS IS LIQUID GOLD ED 🐝💛🐝
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
LMAO just got home after a long day, flopped on the couch, & this was the first tiktok that popped up on my fyp. 5 seconds in i go, “this is a modern au ed teach.” i open up the comments & the first one is “I just KNOW this man has well cared for bees on his property”
THIS IS LIQUID GOLD ED 🐝💛🐝
THIS IS LIQUID GOLD ED 🐝💛🐝
UGH i needed a break from my wrist brace bc a patch of skin has been itchy as hell today but after 15 minutes it hurts more than it has in days 😫 i was just sitting on the couch! FUCKING RUDE!!
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
UGH i needed a break from my wrist brace bc a patch of skin has been itchy as hell today but after 15 minutes it hurts more than it has in days 😫 i was just sitting on the couch! FUCKING RUDE!!
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un-reposting art so you can re-repost it bc that’s how much you love it
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
un-reposting art so you can re-repost it bc that’s how much you love it
after i watch all seasons of dimension 20 and start the inevitable rewatch cycle, i’m gonna start tracking the hottest thing that happens in each episode.
unsleeping city s2e10? that would be siobhan translating that latin off the top of her dome SO FREAKING FAST. 🥵
unsleeping city s2e10? that would be siobhan translating that latin off the top of her dome SO FREAKING FAST. 🥵
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
after i watch all seasons of dimension 20 and start the inevitable rewatch cycle, i’m gonna start tracking the hottest thing that happens in each episode.
unsleeping city s2e10? that would be siobhan translating that latin off the top of her dome SO FREAKING FAST. 🥵
unsleeping city s2e10? that would be siobhan translating that latin off the top of her dome SO FREAKING FAST. 🥵
got my fancy custom wrist brace today for my possible avulsion fracture/definite sprain and had to make it ed-coded, of course. the person who made it said that the black/purple combo is her favorite—excellent taste!
careful on the ice and snow out there, y’all!
careful on the ice and snow out there, y’all!
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
got my fancy custom wrist brace today for my possible avulsion fracture/definite sprain and had to make it ed-coded, of course. the person who made it said that the black/purple combo is her favorite—excellent taste!
careful on the ice and snow out there, y’all!
careful on the ice and snow out there, y’all!
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as a bisexual moron, no lies detected
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
as a bisexual moron, no lies detected
UGH. a friend hosts an annual cookie bake and it was today and my cookies were very pretty but the taste/texture did NOT turn out as i’d hoped.
if you have a good recipe to use with cookie stamps, please share? 🥺 mine were too crumbly and dry for my liking
if you have a good recipe to use with cookie stamps, please share? 🥺 mine were too crumbly and dry for my liking
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
UGH. a friend hosts an annual cookie bake and it was today and my cookies were very pretty but the taste/texture did NOT turn out as i’d hoped.
if you have a good recipe to use with cookie stamps, please share? 🥺 mine were too crumbly and dry for my liking
if you have a good recipe to use with cookie stamps, please share? 🥺 mine were too crumbly and dry for my liking
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important meta
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
important meta
i really hate my fucking brain. it’s so exhausting having to endure its endless, repetitive bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i really hate my fucking brain. it’s so exhausting having to endure its endless, repetitive bullshit.
I SPLURGED ON CHINESE FOOD FOR DINNER AND I ORDERED SESAME TOFU INSTEAD OF CHICKEN 😭
i do like tofu but i was really craving sesame chicken so now i’m sad 😔
i do like tofu but i was really craving sesame chicken so now i’m sad 😔
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I SPLURGED ON CHINESE FOOD FOR DINNER AND I ORDERED SESAME TOFU INSTEAD OF CHICKEN 😭
i do like tofu but i was really craving sesame chicken so now i’m sad 😔
i do like tofu but i was really craving sesame chicken so now i’m sad 😔
man, earlier today i found a college paper i wrote 16 years ago. not only were there a few sick ass bars in there, but i was making some arguments that feel suuuuuper relevant to what i keep seeing people refer to as (and agree is) an epidemic of learned helplessness in school-aged kids these days.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
man, earlier today i found a college paper i wrote 16 years ago. not only were there a few sick ass bars in there, but i was making some arguments that feel suuuuuper relevant to what i keep seeing people refer to as (and agree is) an epidemic of learned helplessness in school-aged kids these days.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP bob the drag queen in moulin rouge on broadway!??!! *runs to investigate ticket prices and dates*
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP bob the drag queen in moulin rouge on broadway!??!! *runs to investigate ticket prices and dates*
LMAO. so i switched from spotify to apple music part-way through the year after i got an apple music free trial, so both will have incomplete data for wrapped/replay.
spotify wrapped top artist? hozier (duh) at 2,265 minutes, top 0.2% global fan.
apple music hozier total? 2,082 minutes. 🙃
spotify wrapped top artist? hozier (duh) at 2,265 minutes, top 0.2% global fan.
apple music hozier total? 2,082 minutes. 🙃
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
LMAO. so i switched from spotify to apple music part-way through the year after i got an apple music free trial, so both will have incomplete data for wrapped/replay.
spotify wrapped top artist? hozier (duh) at 2,265 minutes, top 0.2% global fan.
apple music hozier total? 2,082 minutes. 🙃
spotify wrapped top artist? hozier (duh) at 2,265 minutes, top 0.2% global fan.
apple music hozier total? 2,082 minutes. 🙃
and then i’m finally walking across the snow-covered parking lot to go home and i slip on the snow/ice, land flat on my back, and slam my head against the pavement.
and then the fucking plow shows up ten minutes later while i’m still getting my bearings in my car.
absolutely fuck this day to hell.
and then the fucking plow shows up ten minutes later while i’m still getting my bearings in my car.
absolutely fuck this day to hell.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
and then i’m finally walking across the snow-covered parking lot to go home and i slip on the snow/ice, land flat on my back, and slam my head against the pavement.
and then the fucking plow shows up ten minutes later while i’m still getting my bearings in my car.
absolutely fuck this day to hell.
and then the fucking plow shows up ten minutes later while i’m still getting my bearings in my car.
absolutely fuck this day to hell.
hmmm am i PMSing or is my coworker incompetent enough to justify how overwhelmingly infuriated i am at their ineptitude
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
hmmm am i PMSing or is my coworker incompetent enough to justify how overwhelmingly infuriated i am at their ineptitude