Jon Sung
@ferociousj.bsky.social
Reposted by Jon Sung
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
Since the second kid I think I only shower every 3 days or so and therefore I demand a minimum of $400k/week according to this new math
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Since the second kid I think I only shower every 3 days or so and therefore I demand a minimum of $400k/week according to this new math
You just gotta jingle the keys again, make the trophy bigger or shinier, maybe bring in a hot babe to present it to him wait why am I giving this knowledge away for FREE
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You just gotta jingle the keys again, make the trophy bigger or shinier, maybe bring in a hot babe to present it to him wait why am I giving this knowledge away for FREE
Large corporations I am available to hire as your new Trump Ingratiation Officer, please form an orderly line
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Large corporations I am available to hire as your new Trump Ingratiation Officer, please form an orderly line
Did anyone tell Amazon that if they wanted to "curry favor" with Trump, instead of blowing millions upon millions on this piece of shit Melania doc, they could've just spent like a couple grand on a fake award for Bezos to hand him in front of a camera
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Did anyone tell Amazon that if they wanted to "curry favor" with Trump, instead of blowing millions upon millions on this piece of shit Melania doc, they could've just spent like a couple grand on a fake award for Bezos to hand him in front of a camera
"We'll make a rule that ICE isn't allowed to kidnap and disappear citizens, a rule that they'll definitely follow because they sure haven't been breaking any other rules with total impunity on camera that we can see"
I CANNOT with these useless fucking fucks, who's running against them already!!!!
I CANNOT with these useless fucking fucks, who's running against them already!!!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"We'll make a rule that ICE isn't allowed to kidnap and disappear citizens, a rule that they'll definitely follow because they sure haven't been breaking any other rules with total impunity on camera that we can see"
I CANNOT with these useless fucking fucks, who's running against them already!!!!
I CANNOT with these useless fucking fucks, who's running against them already!!!!
Is this agentic AI
ran into a friend at a cafe who mentioned his wife is having an emotional affair with chatgpt, missed that the "chat model was much hornier last spring," and that they're getting divorced but her chat & his chat negotiated the terms of the divorce over several weeks. They were together for 18 yrs.
most cafe conversations blend into the background for me, but as soon as a man starts the “do you use ChatGPT? I’ve started using it for…” conversation within a 10 table radius, I feel my brain short circuiting
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Is this agentic AI
If the ICE pricks somehow habituate to the nice whistles everyone's using now, I advocate switching to the AZTEC DEATH WHISTLE en masse and seeing if we can inflict true lasting damage (link to sound samples at the bottom)
www.news.uzh.ch/en/articles/...
www.news.uzh.ch/en/articles/...
Death Whistle
www.news.uzh.ch
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
If the ICE pricks somehow habituate to the nice whistles everyone's using now, I advocate switching to the AZTEC DEATH WHISTLE en masse and seeing if we can inflict true lasting damage (link to sound samples at the bottom)
www.news.uzh.ch/en/articles/...
www.news.uzh.ch/en/articles/...
Anytime I have to see Jeffries or Schumer's stupid useless faces or read some idiotic centrist bullshit they said I need an immediate followup post that says who's primarying them and where to donate, is there already a bot for that or something
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Anytime I have to see Jeffries or Schumer's stupid useless faces or read some idiotic centrist bullshit they said I need an immediate followup post that says who's primarying them and where to donate, is there already a bot for that or something
Going through my important files for something and stumbled across this permanent record of the best joke I will ever make thanks to Android emoji kitchen
![(Screenshot of a text conversation; I'm eliding the irrelevant bits because I can)
Friend: I'm just here for THE HAUNTED DOG WHAT THE HELL
Me: [an emoji kitchen mashup of the pumpkin + dog emoji, which results in a dog with a pumpkin for a head]
Friend: Perfect sticker
Does ghost and dog do anything
Me: It turns into Forrest Whitaker](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fdsbzetcg7p5fshq6zf4twsq/bafkreiakmye6im4od3idgzpow6lbcnte3eqlygzb4vialhcrjhzuwzvmjy@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Going through my important files for something and stumbled across this permanent record of the best joke I will ever make thanks to Android emoji kitchen
Google says Disney+ has it but I don't fully trust; I'll check after the kids go to school!
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Google says Disney+ has it but I don't fully trust; I'll check after the kids go to school!
This restored 5HP immediately
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This restored 5HP immediately
Just think: if we didn't have to deal with the resurgence of fascism we could've celebrated 2026 as the year we finally penetrated the Borrowers' memetic camouflage
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Just think: if we didn't have to deal with the resurgence of fascism we could've celebrated 2026 as the year we finally penetrated the Borrowers' memetic camouflage
I'm not even "largely" a pacifist in my heart of hearts if we're gonna be real honest about ourselves here
I am largely a pacifist but fuck.
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I'm not even "largely" a pacifist in my heart of hearts if we're gonna be real honest about ourselves here
On the one hand I admire the Trader Joe's garlic spread/dip for its lack of artificial preservatives, but on the other it must be examined with uncommon diligence for the slightest sign of betrayal every time I pop the lid whenever I want to just eat some damn baby carrots
January 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
On the one hand I admire the Trader Joe's garlic spread/dip for its lack of artificial preservatives, but on the other it must be examined with uncommon diligence for the slightest sign of betrayal every time I pop the lid whenever I want to just eat some damn baby carrots
Food in my house doesn't "become moldy so I had to throw it in the compost," it is instead "censured for disloyalty and cast out"
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Food in my house doesn't "become moldy so I had to throw it in the compost," it is instead "censured for disloyalty and cast out"
This is the year I give trilobites racing stripes because nobody can prove they didn't have 'em
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is the year I give trilobites racing stripes because nobody can prove they didn't have 'em
How is it 2026 and we're still fucking doing this, you absolute fucking clowns
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
How is it 2026 and we're still fucking doing this, you absolute fucking clowns
Couldn't they have just named the company Annatar to at least fucking TRY to disguise it a little, jesus CHRIST
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Couldn't they have just named the company Annatar to at least fucking TRY to disguise it a little, jesus CHRIST
Liko has to let this guy go now, right? She has to; that's not a kittycat anymore, this is just a grown-ass little man and he surely has other things he needs to do (maybe the next episode will be about how Floragato goes looking for a job to pay for his studio apartment that he definitely has)
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Liko has to let this guy go now, right? She has to; that's not a kittycat anymore, this is just a grown-ass little man and he surely has other things he needs to do (maybe the next episode will be about how Floragato goes looking for a job to pay for his studio apartment that he definitely has)
Except now Sprigatito has evolved into Floragato, and look: that's not an animal anymore, that's a guy. That's just a fully bipedal green cat guy wandering around with these kids now; he may not have car keys on his person but he's definitely got a wallet somewhere in that fur
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Except now Sprigatito has evolved into Floragato, and look: that's not an animal anymore, that's a guy. That's just a fully bipedal green cat guy wandering around with these kids now; he may not have car keys on his person but he's definitely got a wallet somewhere in that fur
The kids in this show have been wandering around with animals too! One of them is Sprigatito, which is literally just a green kittycat, absolutely 100% an animal, okay
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The kids in this show have been wandering around with animals too! One of them is Sprigatito, which is literally just a green kittycat, absolutely 100% an animal, okay
My kids have been watching Pokemon Horizons for a while and it's fine -- pretty good, even, probably! (I don't pay 100% attention) -- but look: I'm used to watching kids wander around this world with pokemon that are basically just animals. Right? A big yellow mouse, a duck: animals
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My kids have been watching Pokemon Horizons for a while and it's fine -- pretty good, even, probably! (I don't pay 100% attention) -- but look: I'm used to watching kids wander around this world with pokemon that are basically just animals. Right? A big yellow mouse, a duck: animals
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…"
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…"
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
This is either going to be spectacular or disastrous depending on whether I'm Bruce or Thomas Wayne in this scenario now that I'm a dad and all
I lost my taste for posting to my personal Insta forever ago, but I still want to share my weird little guys, so catch me at this new account!!
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I lost my taste for posting to my personal Insta forever ago, but I still want to share my weird little guys, so catch me at this new account!!
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil
www.instagram.com/forecastfossil