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Andrew
@filthtropolis.bsky.social
· Feb 9
who wants to fall in love with me and let me move in with them?
That's gonna be me with my old wizard beard some day
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That's gonna be me with my old wizard beard some day
3000 of you LOVE me!! 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
3000 of you LOVE me!! 🥰
life goal
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
life goal
neurodivergent sounds like nerdy virgin
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
neurodivergent sounds like nerdy virgin
I love the way foreskin slides so easily into the back of your throat like God intended.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love the way foreskin slides so easily into the back of your throat like God intended.
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Chat is this safe to do
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chat is this safe to do
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LOVE showing off my pits.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
LOVE showing off my pits.
I don't understand why people think releasing the epstein files matters. You know who's in them by the very nature of them existing. No one is allowed in the ruling class unless they're part of it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I don't understand why people think releasing the epstein files matters. You know who's in them by the very nature of them existing. No one is allowed in the ruling class unless they're part of it.
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“…It is not easy to discover any hope or concern more pleasurable than a passionate desire for sexυaΙ intercουrse with bογs.”
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“…It is not easy to discover any hope or concern more pleasurable than a passionate desire for sexυaΙ intercουrse with bογs.”
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
— Xenophon, Economics XII 13-14, (401 BC)
most normal scruff profile
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
most normal scruff profile
My fingers crave more and more to play a keyboard
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My fingers crave more and more to play a keyboard
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I promise I might look clean cut but I’m a piggggggg
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I promise I might look clean cut but I’m a piggggggg
God this would be perfect for me because I genuinely don't function or have a personality. I need a man to just own me like this forever.
I didn't raise you to have a personality, I didn't raise you to even function. I raised you to be daddy's cunt, and daddy's throat.
@apolloffates69.bsky.social
@apolloffates69.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
God this would be perfect for me because I genuinely don't function or have a personality. I need a man to just own me like this forever.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I'm reading a brochure with no phone number. Just a QR code. That you have to use a phone for. Who could have ever imagined
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm reading a brochure with no phone number. Just a QR code. That you have to use a phone for. Who could have ever imagined
Always loved this one. Wish they were real.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Always loved this one. Wish they were real.
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I hate it when I overthink a comment to somebody’s post and I don’t know if they’ll get my humor or if they’ll be offended
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I hate it when I overthink a comment to somebody’s post and I don’t know if they’ll get my humor or if they’ll be offended
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The conservative right fears autism for the same reason they fear queerness. They're a people who see their children as extensions of themselves, or even their property. They want absolute control of the type of people their children become, and autism and queerness take that control away.
September 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The conservative right fears autism for the same reason they fear queerness. They're a people who see their children as extensions of themselves, or even their property. They want absolute control of the type of people their children become, and autism and queerness take that control away.
I can feel the weight of multiple similar lifetimes for not properly learning to enjoy them
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I can feel the weight of multiple similar lifetimes for not properly learning to enjoy them
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Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉
Why is the moon landing being faked a conspiracy theory? By that I mean, who gives a fuck? Shouldn't conspiracy theories usually be about things that actually matter and affect people's lives?
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Why is the moon landing being faked a conspiracy theory? By that I mean, who gives a fuck? Shouldn't conspiracy theories usually be about things that actually matter and affect people's lives?
There's a sorrow in his eyes like the angel made of tin
What will happen if I try to place another heart in him?
What will happen if I try to place another heart in him?
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There's a sorrow in his eyes like the angel made of tin
What will happen if I try to place another heart in him?
What will happen if I try to place another heart in him?
me applying for jobs
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
me applying for jobs
Was having a really hot conversation on scruff and was gonna go over to his motel and he asked "you got a toxic poz dick?" I answered truthfully "No I don't" and she blocked me immediately. Please don't do meth, children
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Was having a really hot conversation on scruff and was gonna go over to his motel and he asked "you got a toxic poz dick?" I answered truthfully "No I don't" and she blocked me immediately. Please don't do meth, children
radlib aunt with absolutely no self-awareness:
"aren't those protesters dressed as the turtles great? Way to show the fascists we don't take them seriously!"
yeah babe
you don't take them seriously
"aren't those protesters dressed as the turtles great? Way to show the fascists we don't take them seriously!"
yeah babe
you don't take them seriously
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
radlib aunt with absolutely no self-awareness:
"aren't those protesters dressed as the turtles great? Way to show the fascists we don't take them seriously!"
yeah babe
you don't take them seriously
"aren't those protesters dressed as the turtles great? Way to show the fascists we don't take them seriously!"
yeah babe
you don't take them seriously