Smashing Bloke
@firebombcorner.bsky.social
Hot- in a kind of lockdown & half a bottle of Prosecco kind of way.
I love this sooo much. I’m still playing football at 50.
Great to see you enjoying it. Keep going with it.
Great to see you enjoying it. Keep going with it.
April 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I love this sooo much. I’m still playing football at 50.
Great to see you enjoying it. Keep going with it.
Great to see you enjoying it. Keep going with it.
Just realised how rude I’ve been…
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you've met, but ONE is a lie
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
April 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Just realised how rude I’ve been…
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
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Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.
April 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.
If you die tragically before meeting Su, I’ll organise a whip round and we can get this engraved on your head stone.
I’ve never met Su Pollard.
April 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you die tragically before meeting Su, I’ll organise a whip round and we can get this engraved on your head stone.
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
List five famous people you've met, but ONE is a lie
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
1. Geoffrey Palmer
2. Debbie McGee
3. Su Pollard
4. Rebecca Front
5. Nick Clegg
List five famous people you've met, but ONE is a lie
1. Rik Mayall
2. Paul McCartney
3. Ian McKellen
4. Thom Yorke
5. Jacques Chirac
1. Rik Mayall
2. Paul McCartney
3. Ian McKellen
4. Thom Yorke
5. Jacques Chirac
April 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep
I’ve read entire books with less content than this!
Come to think of it, I think someone very close to Kenny told me about this when I was the after dinner entertainment on an episode of Celebrity Come Dine With Me.
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’ve read entire books with less content than this!
All about the ordinal numbers…
April 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
All about the ordinal numbers…
Where is the best place for incels?
In cells.
In cells.
April 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Where is the best place for incels?
In cells.
In cells.
Bless her, she looks so happy!
April 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Bless her, she looks so happy!
If it cut to the end so I can see how they dress I’d be in for watching…
April 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If it cut to the end so I can see how they dress I’d be in for watching…
Paging Carol Gray!!!
April 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Paging Carol Gray!!!
I’ve heard he’s never deactivating again.
April 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’ve heard he’s never deactivating again.
Yes? How May I help?
Cunts
April 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yes? How May I help?
Oh do fuck off google…
April 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Oh do fuck off google…
What’s a weekly stand up? Some sort of meeting carry on?
April 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
What’s a weekly stand up? Some sort of meeting carry on?
I can’t share photos either atm (probably for the best), but I keep having to change the password.
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I can’t share photos either atm (probably for the best), but I keep having to change the password.
Does anyone else keep getting locked out on here?
April 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Does anyone else keep getting locked out on here?
And they also just about stretch all the way to the floor!
March 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
And they also just about stretch all the way to the floor!
KP clearly dearly loves Harvey, as he does her. But I’m not sure as much as he does trains. Whenever I feel down I watch videos of Harvey watching trains. The joy is infectious. KP has done a great job with him.
March 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
KP clearly dearly loves Harvey, as he does her. But I’m not sure as much as he does trains. Whenever I feel down I watch videos of Harvey watching trains. The joy is infectious. KP has done a great job with him.
I’m a special school head, I had a different perspective which was, in the light of your insight, incorrect.
I thought KP had trained Harvey to say that to bullies, which is absolutely laudable. Since then I’ve heard idiots say ‘Harvey Price’ intended as an insult & the recipient say ‘thank you’.
I thought KP had trained Harvey to say that to bullies, which is absolutely laudable. Since then I’ve heard idiots say ‘Harvey Price’ intended as an insult & the recipient say ‘thank you’.
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m a special school head, I had a different perspective which was, in the light of your insight, incorrect.
I thought KP had trained Harvey to say that to bullies, which is absolutely laudable. Since then I’ve heard idiots say ‘Harvey Price’ intended as an insult & the recipient say ‘thank you’.
I thought KP had trained Harvey to say that to bullies, which is absolutely laudable. Since then I’ve heard idiots say ‘Harvey Price’ intended as an insult & the recipient say ‘thank you’.
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Hello. I used to be a banker, and then inexplicably I was appointed moral guardian of the established church of the country with the 6th largest economy in the world, a role I failed, because I ignored all the noncing I knew about. And then I resigned.
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
Justin Welby really does need to fuck off and stay fucked off, doesn't he?
March 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hello. I used to be a banker, and then inexplicably I was appointed moral guardian of the established church of the country with the 6th largest economy in the world, a role I failed, because I ignored all the noncing I knew about. And then I resigned.
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
Would you still like to hear my opinions?
I’m just shouting into the void here. There’s nothing any of you can do, except keep being silly sausages and helping me smile. I’ll be catching up on the timeline later.
March 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m just shouting into the void here. There’s nothing any of you can do, except keep being silly sausages and helping me smile. I’ll be catching up on the timeline later.