Ten Pounds In a
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Ten Pounds In a
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I’m white and I don’t dance but that doesn’t mean I have all the answers.
No wonder his wife left him
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
was that Tom Brady shilling for a product containing nightshades?
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
in Tom Clancy’s world Special Forces shit in another country brought down a President. Tom Clancy!
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The Orange Bowl at noon and a Rose Bowl in the rain are signs of the Apocalypse
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
we lost da Costco lobstah
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Malik Willis is what everyone thought Justin Fields would be
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
time to clean house
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Make a Bond movie casual

Sometimes Say Maybe Again
Make a Bond movie casual

Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Make a Bond movie casual

-xoxo Russia
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
updating Tinder profile
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
went to Scotland for our honeymoon and developed an expensive scotch habit
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
when you figure out the social contract
rousseau is absolutely levitating right now
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf but how ‘bout
Visited my brother at his new house and I thought we had found some weird shit while renovating but it appears he’s got me beat
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
itsh anti-Shcotsh dishcrimination
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Valley Forge, 1777
Washington might be in control of this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Does the Best Medicine guy have to treat all the attempted murder victims from Cabot Cove
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Browns 2027 draft room
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Escargone
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
these pie takes are going to go on forever and never repeat
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wars of the Roses (1455-67)
send the kings down and bring up duke
The Grizzlies destroyed the Kings 137-96 last night, recording a franchise-record 42 assists.

The Kings have lost eight straight games, all by double digits. It's the longest such losing streak in the franchise's 78-season history.

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November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Lizza reading the note
a man in a pink jacket is dancing in a kitchen .
Alt: a man in a pink jacket is dancing in a kitchen . Fred Sanford going it’s the big one Elizabeth
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This game in Spain insanely pains the brain
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Homophones : NYT Connecyions :: sheet pan : NYT Cooking
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
do electricians discipline their kids by not grounding them
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM