Ten Pounds In a
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I’m white and I don’t dance but that doesn’t mean I have all the answers.
No wonder his wife left him
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
No wonder his wife left him
was that Tom Brady shilling for a product containing nightshades?
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
was that Tom Brady shilling for a product containing nightshades?
in Tom Clancy’s world Special Forces shit in another country brought down a President. Tom Clancy!
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
in Tom Clancy’s world Special Forces shit in another country brought down a President. Tom Clancy!
The Orange Bowl at noon and a Rose Bowl in the rain are signs of the Apocalypse
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The Orange Bowl at noon and a Rose Bowl in the rain are signs of the Apocalypse
we lost da Costco lobstah
A whopping $400,000 shipment of lobster was stolen after leaving a Massachusetts shipping facility, headed for Costco stores, according to the freight company’s president. on.nbcboston.com/xLIyHqg
$400,000 worth of lobster stolen en route to Costco stores, shipper says
A whopping $400,000 shipment of lobster was stolen as it was headed for Costco stores, according to the lobster company's president.
on.nbcboston.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
we lost da Costco lobstah
Malik Willis is what everyone thought Justin Fields would be
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Malik Willis is what everyone thought Justin Fields would be
time to clean house
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
time to clean house
Make a Bond movie casual
Sometimes Say Maybe Again
Sometimes Say Maybe Again
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Make a Bond movie casual
-xoxo Russia
-xoxo Russia
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Sometimes Say Maybe Again
Sometimes Say Maybe Again
updating Tinder profile
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
updating Tinder profile
went to Scotland for our honeymoon and developed an expensive scotch habit
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
went to Scotland for our honeymoon and developed an expensive scotch habit
when you figure out the social contract
rousseau is absolutely levitating right now
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
when you figure out the social contract
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf but how ‘bout
Visited my brother at his new house and I thought we had found some weird shit while renovating but it appears he’s got me beat
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf but how ‘bout
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
itsh anti-Shcotsh dishcrimination
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
itsh anti-Shcotsh dishcrimination
Valley Forge, 1777
Washington might be in control of this.
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Valley Forge, 1777
Does the Best Medicine guy have to treat all the attempted murder victims from Cabot Cove
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Does the Best Medicine guy have to treat all the attempted murder victims from Cabot Cove
Browns 2027 draft room
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Browns 2027 draft room
Escargone
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Escargone
these pie takes are going to go on forever and never repeat
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
these pie takes are going to go on forever and never repeat
Wars of the Roses (1455-67)
send the kings down and bring up duke
The Grizzlies destroyed the Kings 137-96 last night, recording a franchise-record 42 assists.
The Kings have lost eight straight games, all by double digits. It's the longest such losing streak in the franchise's 78-season history.
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The Kings have lost eight straight games, all by double digits. It's the longest such losing streak in the franchise's 78-season history.
Read, share, subscribe ⬇️
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November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wars of the Roses (1455-67)
Lizza reading the note
a man in a pink jacket is dancing in a kitchen .
Alt: a man in a pink jacket is dancing in a kitchen . Fred Sanford going it’s the big one Elizabeth
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lizza reading the note
This game in Spain insanely pains the brain
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This game in Spain insanely pains the brain
Homophones : NYT Connecyions :: sheet pan : NYT Cooking
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Homophones : NYT Connecyions :: sheet pan : NYT Cooking
do electricians discipline their kids by not grounding them
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
do electricians discipline their kids by not grounding them