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@fleurdeliser.bsky.social
feed your anger like fire⚜️ she/her ⚜️ born in the 80s ⚜️ fleurdeliser everywhere
apparently he replaced the requested orange juice with orange juice sweetened with stevia, a much bigger crime than either of the below
this man just tried to replace salmon with trout and said there was no chicken in the whole store when i could see some in the photo he sent. cis dude instacart shoppers not beating the allegations
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
apparently he replaced the requested orange juice with orange juice sweetened with stevia, a much bigger crime than either of the below
jury duty today. i was first called for november and it would have been for a month term on a grand jury, but november would NOT have worked with, y’know, my work that’s absolutely insane every november, so i asked for a defferal and got normal
jury duty. grand jury would have been so cool tho
jury duty. grand jury would have been so cool tho
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
jury duty today. i was first called for november and it would have been for a month term on a grand jury, but november would NOT have worked with, y’know, my work that’s absolutely insane every november, so i asked for a defferal and got normal
jury duty. grand jury would have been so cool tho
jury duty. grand jury would have been so cool tho
this man just tried to replace salmon with trout and said there was no chicken in the whole store when i could see some in the photo he sent. cis dude instacart shoppers not beating the allegations
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
this man just tried to replace salmon with trout and said there was no chicken in the whole store when i could see some in the photo he sent. cis dude instacart shoppers not beating the allegations
book checkoint
last: is a river alive by robert macfarlane
current: the west passage by jared pechacek
last added to tbr: the stars too fondly by emily hamilton
next: the book of doors by gareth brown
last: is a river alive by robert macfarlane
current: the west passage by jared pechacek
last added to tbr: the stars too fondly by emily hamilton
next: the book of doors by gareth brown
book checkpoint
Last: The Murder of Mr. Wickham (Gray)
Current: The Mars House (Pulley)
Last added to TBR: Lost Souls Meet Under a Full Moon (Tsujimura)
Next: The Starseekers (Glover)
Last: The Murder of Mr. Wickham (Gray)
Current: The Mars House (Pulley)
Last added to TBR: Lost Souls Meet Under a Full Moon (Tsujimura)
Next: The Starseekers (Glover)
book checkpoint
Last: After Hours at Dooryard Books (Sebastian)
Current: Penric and the Shaman (Bujold)
Last added to TBR: The Sun Won't Come Out Tomorrow: The Dark History of American Orphanhood (Martin)
Next: The Starving Saints (Starling)
Last: After Hours at Dooryard Books (Sebastian)
Current: Penric and the Shaman (Bujold)
Last added to TBR: The Sun Won't Come Out Tomorrow: The Dark History of American Orphanhood (Martin)
Next: The Starving Saints (Starling)
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
book checkoint
last: is a river alive by robert macfarlane
current: the west passage by jared pechacek
last added to tbr: the stars too fondly by emily hamilton
next: the book of doors by gareth brown
last: is a river alive by robert macfarlane
current: the west passage by jared pechacek
last added to tbr: the stars too fondly by emily hamilton
next: the book of doors by gareth brown
exactly 24 hours later and back here lol
coffee and genshin and @thirtysixsavefiles.bsky.social await if i get out of bed, but bed is so cozy and warm
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
exactly 24 hours later and back here lol
coffee and genshin and @thirtysixsavefiles.bsky.social await if i get out of bed, but bed is so cozy and warm
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
coffee and genshin and @thirtysixsavefiles.bsky.social await if i get out of bed, but bed is so cozy and warm
josh johnson is so astonishingly skilled at constructing a set. and this IS funny, but it’ll hit you square in the chest https://youtu.be/p68TXmnOy60
January 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
josh johnson is so astonishingly skilled at constructing a set. and this IS funny, but it’ll hit you square in the chest https://youtu.be/p68TXmnOy60
today i replaced the guts of my toilet
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
today i replaced the guts of my toilet
happy new tai album for all who celebrate
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
happy new tai album for all who celebrate
listen, the flight from PDX to SLC isn't super long, but it's still WAY more than 20 minutes. what goes on, usps
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
listen, the flight from PDX to SLC isn't super long, but it's still WAY more than 20 minutes. what goes on, usps
room mail best mail
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
room mail best mail
i know i say this every gdq, but rhythm gamers remain the most insane gamers there are
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i know i say this every gdq, but rhythm gamers remain the most insane gamers there are
just typed ♥ for the first time in 1000 years
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
just typed ♥ for the first time in 1000 years
storygraph i refuse to have separate counters for books read with ears or eyes. you can’t make me!!!!
(pals, you can assume that i have listened to the audiobooks for all non-fiction)
(pals, you can assume that i have listened to the audiobooks for all non-fiction)
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
storygraph i refuse to have separate counters for books read with ears or eyes. you can’t make me!!!!
(pals, you can assume that i have listened to the audiobooks for all non-fiction)
(pals, you can assume that i have listened to the audiobooks for all non-fiction)
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this is too high effort for the shitpost that it is, however-
ever since i found out heimer and dottore share VA, my mind couldn’t stop, and now w dottore’s final boss form being shown- i had to
dottomeirdinger is real and will hurt you~
#myart #genshinimpact #arcane
ever since i found out heimer and dottore share VA, my mind couldn’t stop, and now w dottore’s final boss form being shown- i had to
dottomeirdinger is real and will hurt you~
#myart #genshinimpact #arcane
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
this is too high effort for the shitpost that it is, however-
ever since i found out heimer and dottore share VA, my mind couldn’t stop, and now w dottore’s final boss form being shown- i had to
dottomeirdinger is real and will hurt you~
#myart #genshinimpact #arcane
ever since i found out heimer and dottore share VA, my mind couldn’t stop, and now w dottore’s final boss form being shown- i had to
dottomeirdinger is real and will hurt you~
#myart #genshinimpact #arcane
"i wouldn't tell anyone i won the lottery, but there would be Signs" https://www.thelimitededition.co.uk/product/la-resonance-by-vianney-halter/
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 AM
"i wouldn't tell anyone i won the lottery, but there would be Signs" https://www.thelimitededition.co.uk/product/la-resonance-by-vianney-halter/
introduce yourself with something that almost killed you
hi, i’m aspirin
hi, i’m aspirin
Hi, I’m a car that was doing nothing wrong, this idiot wasn’t looking where she was going!
(Shout out to @zebrapig.bsky.social for pulling me back and saving my life 🙃)
(Shout out to @zebrapig.bsky.social for pulling me back and saving my life 🙃)
Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you:
Hello, Bluesky, I'm college.
Hello, Bluesky, I'm college.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
introduce yourself with something that almost killed you
hi, i’m aspirin
hi, i’m aspirin
my body said “happy fucking new year you get a UTI”
i suppose im grateful to live at a time when antibiotics exist
i suppose im grateful to live at a time when antibiotics exist
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
my body said “happy fucking new year you get a UTI”
i suppose im grateful to live at a time when antibiotics exist
i suppose im grateful to live at a time when antibiotics exist
can't quite believe shop.app doesn't let you change your email address
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January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
can't quite believe shop.app doesn't let you change your email address
i stayed up so late i'm awake for the ao3 kudos email. but i had to finish the hymn to dionysus, which was the perfect first book to finish in the new year. i'm not looking too closely for fear it will skitter away, but my reading brain may be back. if anyone wants to be storygraph friends i'm here
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
i stayed up so late i'm awake for the ao3 kudos email. but i had to finish the hymn to dionysus, which was the perfect first book to finish in the new year. i'm not looking too closely for fear it will skitter away, but my reading brain may be back. if anyone wants to be storygraph friends i'm here
the fact that my library only allows 10 holds is homophobic
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 AM
the fact that my library only allows 10 holds is homophobic
when a book that usually has 5-10 page chapters suddenly has a 22 page chapter, you know shit is getting real
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
when a book that usually has 5-10 page chapters suddenly has a 22 page chapter, you know shit is getting real
today in rage-inducing microsoft things: copy file and click to rename it. cursor is blinking away in the spot i need it to be. suddenly it selects all and when i hit delete to get rid of the characters i don’t need, i delete everything
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
today in rage-inducing microsoft things: copy file and click to rename it. cursor is blinking away in the spot i need it to be. suddenly it selects all and when i hit delete to get rid of the characters i don’t need, i delete everything
phaidros i swear to hades. he doesn’t want to kill you!!!!!!!
i'm halfwy through the hymn to dionysus and i'm being SO brave and not starting the next chapter because it's after 10 pm and i have to participate in capitalism tomorrow
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
phaidros i swear to hades. he doesn’t want to kill you!!!!!!!