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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 7h

"What's it going to be then, eh"

There was me, that is Gumby, & my 3 droogs, Pokey, Blockhead, & Dim. Dim being really dim, & we sat in The Korova Milk Bar trying to make our rassoodocks about what to do with the evening. A flip, dark, chill winter bastard though dry"

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 7h

Frame #8476 from 50s E06-07 the little lost pony

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe we're being too hard on these young racist Republican kids, like I'm sure a few of them had the decency to look over their shoulders before telling the two black jokes they know over and over again. Just kidding, fuck them kids

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 7h

Waving my dick in the idiot wind

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 1d

Pancreatic cancer is awful. RIP D'Angelo

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

The Theme>Reba was awesome

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

I recently watched OJ: Made in America, & it was infuriating. Darden fucked up big time with the gloves, the cops fucked up collecting the evidence, & the LAPD's racist history allowed for OJ's defense to run w/ total bullshit to create "reasonable doubt" & let a double murderer go free

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

I can still picture the lights as they played this. Kuroda used the spotlight dancing around the Garden quite effectively

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

Definitely. Looking back, I feel like it's almost guaranteed that there are multiple players already in the Hall that used steroids

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, but unfortunately it sucks that he saw that feat as a symptom of his overall drug abuse & not something funny to brag about. I think he became a drug counselor after recovery in his post baseball life

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

This Blue Jays pitcher kind of looks like Richard Manuel from The Band to me

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

Call me crazy, but the realization that almost every player in the history of MLB was jacked to the gills on amphetamines every game they played lessened my anger at the steroid guys. Players have been doing anything to get the edge on each other since forever. Steroids were just the most blatant

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Hee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt.bsky.social · 2d

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

"My guy" recently got out of the weed game. Being in a legal state w/ stores means availability isn't a problem, but his shit was shipped in from Cali. That's not legal for stores to do, so theirs is all grown in NY & I'm noticing differences

No disrespect to NY growers, but Cali weed is better

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 2d

Once again, MLB, the ads on the helmets & the jerseys are ridiculous. Does it end w/ players looking like NASCAR drivers in a few yrs?

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like if I paid $17 for an uncooked 4.5lb whole chicken 2 yrs ago, the NYT would've been standing outside the grocery store to interview me about how it was Biden's fault

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 3d

"This isn't a babe project, it's a history project"
"But those are historical babes"

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 3d

Bong hits & JGB. Time for church

Check out Pure Jerry: Merriweather Post Pavilion, September 1 & 2, 1989 by Jerry Garcia Band on Amazon Music
music.amazon.com/albums/B0727...

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 3d

Today would be a great day for FuckTrump to drop dead

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 3d

Let's go Brewers

FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 4d

Pigpen's brother Kevin's band Osiris w/ Hook, Line & Sinker. I had never heard this before. He sounds just like Pig archive.org/details/01-h...

Osiris Hook, Line And Sinker : Sully : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Osiris Demo, sent to prospective nightclub-bar gigs in 1974

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 4d

RIP John Lodge. Thanks for the music

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 4d

No, I figured that wasn't worth the effort. I'm tempted to ask if he thinks American crocodiles will just move north or if the Australian salties will migrate, & if they do, does he think they'll go around Cape Horn or will they use the Panama Canal

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 4d

My MAGA coworker told me he's worried about when saltwater crocodiles come to the Atlantic Ocean off of Long Island, b/c "they live in Australia & animals evolve & adapt, so they'll be here eventually"

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 4d

I got honked at by the car behind me for having the gall to stop at the crosswalk as the light turned red so I could let pedestrians cross as their light turned green. I guess he wanted me to pull up into the crosswalk and block their way so I could make a right 30 seconds sooner. Fucking people

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FloPaSasquatch @flopasasquatch.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry to be political, but I'm laughing at the thought of how hard the right wing would be stroking out if their favorite old president, Barack Obama had allowed the Qatari air force to open a base on US soil. They'd be shouting his middle name as their veins popped out of their foreheads

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