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The ✌️nice Christian✌️ women of my town will be aghast when they see how we respond when “it” happens.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Reminder that we almost had this kind, smart woman as president.

youtu.be/ithAeOZ95-M?...
Kamala Harris Talks about her Thanksgiving Recipe.
YouTube video by Vandor The Source
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November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is pure chaos and delight.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It really is. I think this pope might be just what the church has needed.
It is extremely funny that the hardline conservative American Catholic rich people thought they could influence the Curia into electing a MAGA Pope
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is beautiful.
Remembering Pat Morita (June 28, 1932 – November 24, 2005)💙🕊

#20Years

I love this clip of him talking about Redd Foxx #PayItForward
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Nothing gathers the family like the crinkling of a plastic bag.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Today was for fun, across the river.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene wants you to believe she’s suddenly serious and respectable. But we didn’t imagine the last five years we have receipts. Including… whatever this was. New script, same actress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Fact
"Dallas" had one of the best TV theme songs ever...IMO
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My governor wasted no time. 🤣
The Hochul campaign is out with a statement regarding President Trump's disagreement with Rep. Elise Stefanik calling Zohran Mamdani a "jihadist." Comms Director Sarafina Chitika says Trump "nuked her opening argument" in Stefanik's bid for governor
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is like balm to my soul. Hochul’s like “LET ME JUST ROLL THE TAPE.”
The Hochul campaign is out with a statement regarding President Trump's disagreement with Rep. Elise Stefanik calling Zohran Mamdani a "jihadist." Comms Director Sarafina Chitika says Trump "nuked her opening argument" in Stefanik's bid for governor
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
John Sarcone is a bully and a liar.
Judge Schofield will hear argument 12/4 on whether US Attorney for the Northern District of NY was lawfully appointed. (Arises in Letitia James' challenge to a grand jury subpoena issued there.)
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yup and because there was so little knowledge about any of this, plus a lot of shame heaped on “daydreamers” and the “hyperactive,” a lot of us developed really lousy coping strategies.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Former Finnish PM Sanna Marin put it bluntly: “To end the conflict, Russia must leave Ukrainian territory.”

Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I am not surprised people voted for Trump again, actually. People are fucked up, but I’m not gonna go into that now.

Nov ‘24 was like watching a friend you’d tried to help to safety go back to a man who beats her.

If America hasn’t broken your heart, I don’t know what to tell you.

#usa #🇺🇸
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A quick google-google about Haiti and its revolution would help these two geniuses understand a little bit about how Haitians deal with unwanted white men.
...They were tweeting their plan?!?!?
Ah. I was wondering whatever became of this “plan”.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
People voted for this monster’s abuse. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTre9JQaY/
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November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Killing in the Name Of!

Just listened to it in the car. Seems relevant these days.

I made my 9th grader listen to it recently and we discussed it for awhile, how imho it’s not about a reflexive “no,” but rather about discernment.
Without saying Bulls on Parade, fav Rage Against the Machine song?
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My older son has been “Bubba” since his baby brother was born, and now these stupid perverts have ruined the nickname.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This will surely quash those allegations that you like D.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally got my Libby app back up and running, plus I rediscovered Kanopy. 🙌🏻
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM