Madame Durag
@flourishkuhween.bsky.social
37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie
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Ladies….. u gotta have your own personal stash of Skyns. Don’t put your ph balance in the hands of these men that all think they need magnums
That Diddy doc was disturbing. Being an equal opportunity rapist is a level of evil that I can’t even comprehend
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That Diddy doc was disturbing. Being an equal opportunity rapist is a level of evil that I can’t even comprehend
My body going into exertion from…. STANDING. Alright mannnnn
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My body going into exertion from…. STANDING. Alright mannnnn
Why tf did Netflix take away tv casting abilities
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Why tf did Netflix take away tv casting abilities
I’d only know bc I’d still be there but with another date. So I couldn’t respond per-se bc I’d be busy
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’d only know bc I’d still be there but with another date. So I couldn’t respond per-se bc I’d be busy
When I was in college someone stole my actual glasses from the bathroom like a week before finals. Like wtf u gonna do with someone else’s perscription ?!
Someone stole my college stats textbook. They returned it after I reported it stolen, so they sent a replacement and now I got two of them. I still want them to get their ass beat bc why would you inconvenience me like that?
Stealing packages is so dumb because you don’t even know what you stealing. Now you in jail over someone’s Swiffer duster refills smh
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When I was in college someone stole my actual glasses from the bathroom like a week before finals. Like wtf u gonna do with someone else’s perscription ?!
I saw this crazy conspiracy theory about Pantone color of the year and it’s lookin true now
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I saw this crazy conspiracy theory about Pantone color of the year and it’s lookin true now
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Pantone really said MORE WHITE in trumps America
pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Pantone really said MORE WHITE in trumps America
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Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
I want one of those sleep pod things but why tf are they $100
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I want one of those sleep pod things but why tf are they $100
Mona pregnanttttt
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Mona pregnanttttt
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“discernment will make you the villain in rooms where denial is the culture”
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“discernment will make you the villain in rooms where denial is the culture”
Ooh I wanna get my baby a UV lamp for her art
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Ooh I wanna get my baby a UV lamp for her art
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Sharing TMI about your kids with randos on the internet <<<<<
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sharing TMI about your kids with randos on the internet <<<<<
Todd & Kandi split up in July. They’ll be alright, theyre used to outsiders being in their business n tryna make shit messy
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Todd & Kandi split up in July. They’ll be alright, theyre used to outsiders being in their business n tryna make shit messy
My dog Black as hell. She b eating tf out of pork rinds 🤣🤣 she just came to me beggin for some
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My dog Black as hell. She b eating tf out of pork rinds 🤣🤣 she just came to me beggin for some
Kandi Burress is such a great actor!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Kandi Burress is such a great actor!!
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Same bitch I was in November.
Who are you going to be in December?
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Same bitch I was in November.
Don’t kill me for this but is Odeal talking about killing his gf on Wicked?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Don’t kill me for this but is Odeal talking about killing his gf on Wicked?!
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Them lil caldo kits from the Mexican grocery store babyyyyy
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Them lil caldo kits from the Mexican grocery store babyyyyy
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Dykes up 5Billion and our household are still blessed and Christ centered 🙂↕️
Love seeing porsha going from “I have to listen to my husband bc the Bible said” to openly having a girlfriend.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dykes up 5Billion and our household are still blessed and Christ centered 🙂↕️
Grape Nuts are good! Idgafffff
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Grape Nuts are good! Idgafffff
Love seeing porsha going from “I have to listen to my husband bc the Bible said” to openly having a girlfriend.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Love seeing porsha going from “I have to listen to my husband bc the Bible said” to openly having a girlfriend.
Somethin bout this don’t sit right w me
I just KNOW the REAL Michael Jackson is turning in his MF graveeeeeee
This is a crime , the poor lady can’t go anywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
This is a crime , the poor lady can’t go anywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Somethin bout this don’t sit right w me