Madame Durag
@flourishkuhween.bsky.social
37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie
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Ladies….. u gotta have your own personal stash of Skyns. Don’t put your ph balance in the hands of these men that all think they need magnums
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Past is prologue.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Past is prologue.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
As a white skinned Black person I know the difference between white passing and just being light skinned and Rashida Jones is white passing. Full stop.
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
As a white skinned Black person I know the difference between white passing and just being light skinned and Rashida Jones is white passing. Full stop.
I get so upset now when ppl forget convos we had bc they were drunk at some random ass time
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I get so upset now when ppl forget convos we had bc they were drunk at some random ass time
I want Wale to get tested for ASD. Could shed light on his interpersonal problems and lack of emotions & Masking it with alcohol.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I want Wale to get tested for ASD. Could shed light on his interpersonal problems and lack of emotions & Masking it with alcohol.
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Also see: Tax evasion
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Also see: Tax evasion
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I really gotta start keeping chicfila sauce at the house cause it just took my lil chicken breast up a notch
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I really gotta start keeping chicfila sauce at the house cause it just took my lil chicken breast up a notch
I pray that man was going off script
I’m on the phone tryna cancel my daddy internet cause he moved to a new spot and the man on the phone gon ask if I can give the internet to somebody else instead of cancelling…. Tmobile… Yall good? Yall digging for a bailout soon?
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I pray that man was going off script
If you call it “green peas” you need to grow up. There are green BEANS and there are PEAS. Two different vegetables
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If you call it “green peas” you need to grow up. There are green BEANS and there are PEAS. Two different vegetables
Just got my annual review and my boss who is also the owner of the company had nothing but phenomenal things to say about me. And actually asked for my business advice. 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just got my annual review and my boss who is also the owner of the company had nothing but phenomenal things to say about me. And actually asked for my business advice. 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
And a salad!!! Sprinkle that juice on there too
Banana peppers really elevate the sammich
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And a salad!!! Sprinkle that juice on there too
The candy clicking on the teeth is key!
I am dyingggg bc why did I hear mm hmmm as the candy rattled against teeth in my head.
Add in a lil sprinkle of “mm hmm. Mm hmm.” Wit a head nod 🤣🤣
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The candy clicking on the teeth is key!
U do NOT need to season bacon. Yall really doing toooooo much
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
U do NOT need to season bacon. Yall really doing toooooo much
Hella times! Then the dude just acts like it didn’t happen. Very odd creatures
Have you ever been stood up on a date?
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hella times! Then the dude just acts like it didn’t happen. Very odd creatures
And the most demanding. It’s soooo weird
Married men being the most ‘available’ was definitely not on my bingo card when I became single again. Smdh
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
And the most demanding. It’s soooo weird
Vacuumed and mopped this whole house. Washed my dog and disinfected the bathtub. Finna take my kid to practice, study, and take my midterm. Productive ass Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Vacuumed and mopped this whole house. Washed my dog and disinfected the bathtub. Finna take my kid to practice, study, and take my midterm. Productive ass Sunday
I b so proud of myself when I clean up my house in big chunks (bc my chronic illness, not bc I’m dirty)
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I b so proud of myself when I clean up my house in big chunks (bc my chronic illness, not bc I’m dirty)
The way these dumb mfs don’t know that they already have to reapply quarterly……
These incredible fucking assholes.
These application processes are already so deeply burdensome and frustrating.
They are trying to starve people.
These application processes are already so deeply burdensome and frustrating.
They are trying to starve people.
SNAP benefits update: Trump admin says ‘everyone’ will have to reapply
Agriculture secretary Brooke Rollins told Newsmax on Thursday the plan is to “have everyone reapply for their benefits."
www.newsweek.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The way these dumb mfs don’t know that they already have to reapply quarterly……
I could do without disc 1 on summers project
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I could do without disc 1 on summers project
Unless it’s rhetorical and they’re asking why YOU did something 🤣🤣
A “tell me why” story never lead me astray 😂
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Unless it’s rhetorical and they’re asking why YOU did something 🤣🤣
My professor gave me a 15/100 on my project bruh…. I was hella mad and emailed her asking if I missed a part of the instruction l, only to find out she meant to give me the full 100 😒
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My professor gave me a 15/100 on my project bruh…. I was hella mad and emailed her asking if I missed a part of the instruction l, only to find out she meant to give me the full 100 😒
Finna get my baby a pillow of our cat that passed away. She gonna love it soooo much.
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Finna get my baby a pillow of our cat that passed away. She gonna love it soooo much.
Looking for a Black owned company that makes custom pillows - help me out yall
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Looking for a Black owned company that makes custom pillows - help me out yall
How far u b pushing ur phone battery?
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
How far u b pushing ur phone battery?
Why tf would u name your kid “Greer”
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Why tf would u name your kid “Greer”