In honour of Black Friday, everything I post today will be at least 50% less good than normal.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In honour of Black Friday, everything I post today will be at least 50% less good than normal.
In the office today so I’m having a grown up snack.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In the office today so I’m having a grown up snack.
“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Mabyelline” is less an advertising slogan and more the fundamental building blocks of the nature versus nurture argument.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Mabyelline” is less an advertising slogan and more the fundamental building blocks of the nature versus nurture argument.
If I was trying to make the case that I’m a great lyricist, I wouldn’t evidence this by quoting one of the worst lines from Country House, a song composed almost entirely of worst lines.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If I was trying to make the case that I’m a great lyricist, I wouldn’t evidence this by quoting one of the worst lines from Country House, a song composed almost entirely of worst lines.
GIG UPDATE: English Teacher. Still sounding immense as they move up to more immense venues, and that voice! What a voice! They can only keep rising and they’ll be English Head of Department before long.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
GIG UPDATE: English Teacher. Still sounding immense as they move up to more immense venues, and that voice! What a voice! They can only keep rising and they’ll be English Head of Department before long.
Off to see English Teacher tonight, so I’m wearing my converse with embroidered flowers all over them as they’re nearly daffodils.
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Off to see English Teacher tonight, so I’m wearing my converse with embroidered flowers all over them as they’re nearly daffodils.
It’s great being a grown up!
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s great being a grown up!
Black Box Recorder are back! Hooray!
But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
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But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Black Box Recorder are back! Hooray!
But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/bla...
But on the same day as the Super Furry Animals gig so I can’t go. BOOOO!
lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/bla...
This research was mainly carried out by studying Fred Durst during Limp Bizkit’s heyday.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This research was mainly carried out by studying Fred Durst during Limp Bizkit’s heyday.
Genuinely think this might be the greatest album artwork of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Genuinely think this might be the greatest album artwork of all time.
Thought about getting a ticket for Lily Allen at the O2, but decided I wasn’t willing to spend £80 on a gig that’s likely to be hit by a cease and desist order once David Harbour’s lawyers get into gear.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Thought about getting a ticket for Lily Allen at the O2, but decided I wasn’t willing to spend £80 on a gig that’s likely to be hit by a cease and desist order once David Harbour’s lawyers get into gear.
I mean, Groove Armada will have to bring out Mutya for Song 4 Mutya, right? I would literally riot if they didn’t. And by “literally riot” I mean “complain about it on social media”.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I mean, Groove Armada will have to bring out Mutya for Song 4 Mutya, right? I would literally riot if they didn’t. And by “literally riot” I mean “complain about it on social media”.
Well, what I assumed was just a cold appears to actually be full blown flu and/or covid. If anyone needs me, I’ll be too busy dying in the corner.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Well, what I assumed was just a cold appears to actually be full blown flu and/or covid. If anyone needs me, I’ll be too busy dying in the corner.
Just bought the train tickets for my Christmas travel, so I hope no-one was wanting any presents other than my presence this year.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just bought the train tickets for my Christmas travel, so I hope no-one was wanting any presents other than my presence this year.
GIG UPDATE: Slime City. Either you will love a band who has a cardboard cut out of Tom
From MySpace on their stage or you are wrong. National records fully achieved.
From MySpace on their stage or you are wrong. National records fully achieved.
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
GIG UPDATE: Slime City. Either you will love a band who has a cardboard cut out of Tom
From MySpace on their stage or you are wrong. National records fully achieved.
From MySpace on their stage or you are wrong. National records fully achieved.
“You’re not part of the audience” is exactly the mantra all bands should have. Apart from bands like The Last Dinner Party where the audience rises to the band’s level when getting ready for a gig.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“You’re not part of the audience” is exactly the mantra all bands should have. Apart from bands like The Last Dinner Party where the audience rises to the band’s level when getting ready for a gig.
I really like this idea as a way of encouraging people to arrive early for gigs and see the support bands. Hooray for the Islington Assembly Hall! (Which is a pretty good venue in general)
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I really like this idea as a way of encouraging people to arrive early for gigs and see the support bands. Hooray for the Islington Assembly Hall! (Which is a pretty good venue in general)
Well, I dunno about you, but I’m heading straight to eBay to look for the Britney Spears singing doll.
#Christmas 2000: Dolls & Toys and Music & Collectibles from Woolworths
(+Sindy Mega Sound Café; Sindy Party Nails Beauty Centre; Dancing Tanya; Steffi Family Van; Party Nails Sindy & Mel; DIVA STARZ Alexa & Nicki; Ultra Hair Steffi; Mermaid Steffi, and more)
(+Sindy Mega Sound Café; Sindy Party Nails Beauty Centre; Dancing Tanya; Steffi Family Van; Party Nails Sindy & Mel; DIVA STARZ Alexa & Nicki; Ultra Hair Steffi; Mermaid Steffi, and more)
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Well, I dunno about you, but I’m heading straight to eBay to look for the Britney Spears singing doll.
Jarvis is moving up in the world.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Jarvis is moving up in the world.
I feel it would be a bit inconvenient if you went to the toilet and it suddenly tuned into a nightclub while you were trying to do your business. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I feel it would be a bit inconvenient if you went to the toilet and it suddenly tuned into a nightclub while you were trying to do your business. #totp
I love Daysleeper, but I have also spent a lot of my life working nightshifts so I am very much right in middle of the target audience for this. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I love Daysleeper, but I have also spent a lot of my life working nightshifts so I am very much right in middle of the target audience for this. #totp