Short Fuse
@fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social
Feral garden gnome and part-time shed goblin
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
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"Stay" is on the radio rn so i figure this is a good time to repost this 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
well as long as we're out here crying anyways, seems like a good time to post my video edit which asks the question, "What if the mermaid sequence of 'The Innkeeper' episode of Our Flag Means Death s2 met the iconic 90s song/music video 'Stay' by Shakespeares Sister"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYmX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYmX...
February 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"Stay" is on the radio rn so i figure this is a good time to repost this 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
Family dinner tonight
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Family dinner tonight
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
Took a pink Frangipani cutting from my old place shortly before it was demolished. It's finally flowering after 3 years :)
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Took a pink Frangipani cutting from my old place shortly before it was demolished. It's finally flowering after 3 years :)
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
Flashback to the time we put our house up for sale and the real estate agent didn't check how the web preview looked when the link was posted to Facebook:
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Flashback to the time we put our house up for sale and the real estate agent didn't check how the web preview looked when the link was posted to Facebook:
Just went to grab the mail from the letterbox, copped a handful of spiderwebs. @clairegregoryau.bsky.social - must be the day for arachnid-related postal issues
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Just went to grab the mail from the letterbox, copped a handful of spiderwebs. @clairegregoryau.bsky.social - must be the day for arachnid-related postal issues
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Danger Wank! It's 10:00AM
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Danger Wank! It's 10:00AM
Roly poly timeline cleanser
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Roly poly timeline cleanser
When you need to get up but the emotional support demon demands cuddles
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
When you need to get up but the emotional support demon demands cuddles
Ew
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Ew
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
Has anyone seen my motivation lately? It's currently missing, presumed dead
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Has anyone seen my motivation lately? It's currently missing, presumed dead
This news report altered my brain chemistry
A bizarre bust-up involving two friends on a wild night | 7NEWS
EXCLUSIVE: Violence has spilled out onto Melbourne’s notorious King Street, where two men have been involved in a bizarre fight with bouncers. They were kicked out of a gentlemen's club, and that's wh...
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
This news report altered my brain chemistry
After months of saving up my play money budget, my Barbie Dream Boots just arrived. 15-year-old me is shrieking rn
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
After months of saving up my play money budget, my Barbie Dream Boots just arrived. 15-year-old me is shrieking rn
Sometimes I think I'm a little bit entitled...
And then an angry Boomer dude comes along and chucks a toddler tantrum because a business won't risk their licence and break the law for him
And then an angry Boomer dude comes along and chucks a toddler tantrum because a business won't risk their licence and break the law for him
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes I think I'm a little bit entitled...
And then an angry Boomer dude comes along and chucks a toddler tantrum because a business won't risk their licence and break the law for him
And then an angry Boomer dude comes along and chucks a toddler tantrum because a business won't risk their licence and break the law for him
A mate sent me a listing for an 1880s Singer and tried to goad me into buying it
I pulled a Uno reverse and now they're planning a multi-hour train journey to pick it up for themself instead 😈
I pulled a Uno reverse and now they're planning a multi-hour train journey to pick it up for themself instead 😈
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 AM
A mate sent me a listing for an 1880s Singer and tried to goad me into buying it
I pulled a Uno reverse and now they're planning a multi-hour train journey to pick it up for themself instead 😈
I pulled a Uno reverse and now they're planning a multi-hour train journey to pick it up for themself instead 😈
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Well Shit Down A Chimney It's 8:00PM
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Well Shit Down A Chimney It's 8:00PM
Heh
Eldest kiddo is completing a hospital pre-admission form and they have Satanism as an option for religion :D
Eldest kiddo is completing a hospital pre-admission form and they have Satanism as an option for religion :D
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Heh
Eldest kiddo is completing a hospital pre-admission form and they have Satanism as an option for religion :D
Eldest kiddo is completing a hospital pre-admission form and they have Satanism as an option for religion :D
Dear fellow white people: it's not up to you to determine a Blackfulla's Aboriginality. Kindly fuck all the way off and eat a bag of dicks while doing so.
And once you're done, fuck off even further.
And once you're done, fuck off even further.
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Dear fellow white people: it's not up to you to determine a Blackfulla's Aboriginality. Kindly fuck all the way off and eat a bag of dicks while doing so.
And once you're done, fuck off even further.
And once you're done, fuck off even further.
Not me sitting in the waiting room at the psychiatrist's office and trying not to cackle like a loon
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me:
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Not me sitting in the waiting room at the psychiatrist's office and trying not to cackle like a loon
Sewing project finished- no dick-punching required.
January 20, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Sewing project finished- no dick-punching required.