Short Fuse
@fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social
Feral garden gnome and part-time shed goblin
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
Family dinner tonight
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Family dinner tonight
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀
Took a pink Frangipani cutting from my old place shortly before it was demolished. It's finally flowering after 3 years :)
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Took a pink Frangipani cutting from my old place shortly before it was demolished. It's finally flowering after 3 years :)
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
Flashback to the time we put our house up for sale and the real estate agent didn't check how the web preview looked when the link was posted to Facebook:
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Flashback to the time we put our house up for sale and the real estate agent didn't check how the web preview looked when the link was posted to Facebook:
Just went to grab the mail from the letterbox, copped a handful of spiderwebs. @clairegregoryau.bsky.social - must be the day for arachnid-related postal issues
February 9, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Just went to grab the mail from the letterbox, copped a handful of spiderwebs. @clairegregoryau.bsky.social - must be the day for arachnid-related postal issues
So, business as usual
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
So, business as usual
My kids call them Mummy Spiders (because they know the big ones are always girls)
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
My kids call them Mummy Spiders (because they know the big ones are always girls)
Seven-year-old me took my brother's John Williamson tape to school one day and played it for the class for show and tell. God knows what my teacher thought 😳
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Seven-year-old me took my brother's John Williamson tape to school one day and played it for the class for show and tell. God knows what my teacher thought 😳
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Danger Wank! It's 10:00AM
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Danger Wank! It's 10:00AM
Roly poly timeline cleanser
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Roly poly timeline cleanser
I was waiting for someone to say this 😶
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I was waiting for someone to say this 😶
When you need to get up but the emotional support demon demands cuddles
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
When you need to get up but the emotional support demon demands cuddles
He certainly has the CV for it
Side note: holy shit! He's only 42?
Side note: holy shit! He's only 42?
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 AM
He certainly has the CV for it
Side note: holy shit! He's only 42?
Side note: holy shit! He's only 42?
It was one hell of a jumpscare, that's for sure
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
It was one hell of a jumpscare, that's for sure
Ew
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Ew
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
Has anyone seen my motivation lately? It's currently missing, presumed dead
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Has anyone seen my motivation lately? It's currently missing, presumed dead
Are bears Catholic?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Are bears Catholic?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
I also spy Sammy J!
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I also spy Sammy J!
This news report altered my brain chemistry
A bizarre bust-up involving two friends on a wild night | 7NEWS
EXCLUSIVE: Violence has spilled out onto Melbourne’s notorious King Street, where two men have been involved in a bizarre fight with bouncers. They were kicked out of a gentlemen's club, and that's wh...
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February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
This news report altered my brain chemistry
I was hoping they'd ship to Australia since, but nope D:
Checked the exchange rate and it's only about $30AUD for a bottle
Checked the exchange rate and it's only about $30AUD for a bottle
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I was hoping they'd ship to Australia since, but nope D:
Checked the exchange rate and it's only about $30AUD for a bottle
Checked the exchange rate and it's only about $30AUD for a bottle
Two of my favourite things in one pic
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Two of my favourite things in one pic