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libraries, but for everything. luddite flubhead. moby-dick evangelist. he/him 🏴🚩🤘
goddamn toon should be up 3-0 by now
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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“kid gambling” — do these people listen to themselves?
me: oh god it can't get worse can it
roblox ceo: we are innovating ways to get kids addicted to gambling
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my cat
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
ppl keep saying "don't invite untrusted ppl to signal chats" which is true but in 2021 it turned out a trusted guy in nyc was a fed informant and a slew of signal chats got blown up
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The FBI spied on a Signal group chat of immigration activists, records reveal
Exclusive: Agency accessed private conversations of New York ‘courtwatch’ group that was observing public hearings
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
isn't this basically what's happened to Francesca Albanese as well?
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the Jeopardy theme is just the instrumental bridge of "i'm a little teapot"
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Confirmed ICE activity at World Marina Banquet Hall lot in Corona, Queens (4:17pm).

A call is circulating for bikes, drivers for rapid response, with a belief that it is a staging area ahead of kidnappings.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Want to do a whole video series about what corporate leaders say about layoffs, how to read between the lines, and how the layoffs are _not_ about AI, but about cutting headcount to meet investor expectations.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
lol a post explaining CTE sandwiched between two joke posts about fetterman's book
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
doing some important music theory research www.smt-v.org/archives/vol...
Volume 10 (2024)
SMT-V: The Video Journal of the Society for Music Theory
www.smt-v.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
a beautiful story where the villain is a total psycho and even "sympathetic" figures are kinda dumb idiots www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/20/g...
The ‘Godmother’ of Weed vs Her Uncle, the DEA Agent
Cannabis officials courted a rising pot star to join New York’s legal market. Then a stunning police raid upended everything and shattered her family.
www.thecity.nyc
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
sounds like this may have been the most beautiful match of the beautiful game ever played www.theguardian.com/football/202...
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"everyone is 12" theory holding strong
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.

"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
How a family secret led Greg Bovino to lead Trump's border crackdown
Before he became the face of Trump's tough ICE policies, Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino endured a childhood marked by a family scandal that changed the trajectory of his life.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Beautiful! Euskadi, the Basque Country hosted the Palestinian national men's team in San Mamés Stadium Bilbao yesterday. #SolidarityIsAVerb #FreePalestine
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
looks like your favorite team is playing today
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Not has Israel murdered hundreds of Palestinian footballers in Gaza, but now their own players are getting arrested for gang-raping a tourist.

And they’re still allowed to compete in the World Cup.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i'll have some
Video: Ben Cohen via X (@YoBenCohen)
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[hand to earpiece] i'm getting word that all these wealthy pedophiles learned to read by three cueing
now going to assume anyone who writes grammatically chaotic emails is a pedophile until i get evidence otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
now going to assume anyone who writes grammatically chaotic emails is a pedophile until i get evidence otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
something i never see discussed as to why authorities don't want free public transit is that rider payment systems double as surveillance tools and they don't want that to disappear
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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For anyone who's wondering, Katherine Boyle is a board member and investor at 6+ different arms manufacturers and a general partner at Andreessen Horowitz
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
whoever thought "emojis in filenames is good" must've learned to read via three-cueing
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM