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Film 19 of #JanuaryGiallo
I first saw this thanks to one of the film's earliest champions, @fookthis.bsky.social and it has become regular viewing ever since. A very happy belated birthday! Thank you for everything you and Eric have done 🎥 🙏
#NowWatching 📽️
The Spider Labyrinth (1988)
I first saw this thanks to one of the film's earliest champions, @fookthis.bsky.social and it has become regular viewing ever since. A very happy belated birthday! Thank you for everything you and Eric have done 🎥 🙏
#NowWatching 📽️
The Spider Labyrinth (1988)
January 22, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Film 19 of #JanuaryGiallo
I first saw this thanks to one of the film's earliest champions, @fookthis.bsky.social and it has become regular viewing ever since. A very happy belated birthday! Thank you for everything you and Eric have done 🎥 🙏
#NowWatching 📽️
The Spider Labyrinth (1988)
I first saw this thanks to one of the film's earliest champions, @fookthis.bsky.social and it has become regular viewing ever since. A very happy belated birthday! Thank you for everything you and Eric have done 🎥 🙏
#NowWatching 📽️
The Spider Labyrinth (1988)
My Free Food Birthday week continues. Torchy's Tacos offers a free birthday chips and queso. It's the regular size one, too. Not a small one.
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
My Free Food Birthday week continues. Torchy's Tacos offers a free birthday chips and queso. It's the regular size one, too. Not a small one.
Don't mind if I do...
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January 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Don't mind if I do...
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
What a stacked group of people who share my birthday today:
Cary Grant
Oliver Hardy
Dave Bautista
Kevin Costner
John Boorman
Jane Horracks
Mark Rylance
Cary Grant
Oliver Hardy
Dave Bautista
Kevin Costner
John Boorman
Jane Horracks
Mark Rylance
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January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
What a stacked group of people who share my birthday today:
Cary Grant
Oliver Hardy
Dave Bautista
Kevin Costner
John Boorman
Jane Horracks
Mark Rylance
Cary Grant
Oliver Hardy
Dave Bautista
Kevin Costner
John Boorman
Jane Horracks
Mark Rylance
a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie looking at the camera .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
What a stacked group of people who share my birthday today:
Cary Grant
Oliver Hardy
Dave Bautista
Kevin Costner
John Boorman
Jane Horracks
Mark Rylance
Cary Grant
Oliver Hardy
Dave Bautista
Kevin Costner
John Boorman
Jane Horracks
Mark Rylance
The fates are good to me pre-birthday; just saw a Round Table pizza just opened in Round Rock as I was leaving IKEA. I could not turn in that driveway quick enough.
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The fates are good to me pre-birthday; just saw a Round Table pizza just opened in Round Rock as I was leaving IKEA. I could not turn in that driveway quick enough.
Start your Friday night with a short Elvis Costello live show shot in France in 77. 5 songs, all good stuff!!
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January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Start your Friday night with a short Elvis Costello live show shot in France in 77. 5 songs, all good stuff!!
youtu.be/rzsWpYQ2mIs?...
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Today begins my birthday (1/18) 4-day weekend.
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Today begins my birthday (1/18) 4-day weekend.
Kiddo called me from school. In Tech Theatre, a piece of scaffolding fell on his thumb, tearing the nail open and smashing the tip of it. Took him to the doctor. Didn't break anything, thankfully. He'll lose the nail but they didn't want to remove it. Brought him back to work w/ me. He's okay. Whew!
January 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Kiddo called me from school. In Tech Theatre, a piece of scaffolding fell on his thumb, tearing the nail open and smashing the tip of it. Took him to the doctor. Didn't break anything, thankfully. He'll lose the nail but they didn't want to remove it. Brought him back to work w/ me. He's okay. Whew!
My birthday is Sunday. Booked it off from HEB. I'm off Monday for the MLK day holiday so I went ahead and booked this Friday off from my day job, too, so I can enjoy a four day weekend. Never celebrate my birthday but any excuse to not work.
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
My birthday is Sunday. Booked it off from HEB. I'm off Monday for the MLK day holiday so I went ahead and booked this Friday off from my day job, too, so I can enjoy a four day weekend. Never celebrate my birthday but any excuse to not work.
Sorry but can't follow anyone else. Unless I do a "one in, one out".
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Sorry but can't follow anyone else. Unless I do a "one in, one out".
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange student Ethan Rowe, 15, reportedly regaled his friends Tuesday with stories...
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January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
Last night, The Drafthouse had the fucking balls to both REMOVE all promos for mobile ordering AND also play this bumper for no talking/texting.
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January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Last night, The Drafthouse had the fucking balls to both REMOVE all promos for mobile ordering AND also play this bumper for no talking/texting.
youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs?...
youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs?...
Shout out to my server tonight who comped my bill tonight. Thank you, J!
I guess these will be nice souvenirs from the Drafthouse. Server says they are removing the buttons from the tables, too. They said they feel like a lot of people will be let go even though Sony says no.
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Shout out to my server tonight who comped my bill tonight. Thank you, J!
I guess these will be nice souvenirs from the Drafthouse. Server says they are removing the buttons from the tables, too. They said they feel like a lot of people will be let go even though Sony says no.
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I guess these will be nice souvenirs from the Drafthouse. Server says they are removing the buttons from the tables, too. They said they feel like a lot of people will be let go even though Sony says no.
How the fuck are we supposed to even report any talkers if they take away the papers and pens?
The only reason I go here is their no talking/texting rule. I know they've used the mobile ordering before the film in the past but switching to ONLY mobile ordering is some bullshit. I guess I won't ever be going to the movies anymore. This was my last bastion of no phones and it'll be gone.
The entire point of going to the Drafthouse is that people DON'T have their phones out? You cannot shift to this method and maintain the no talk, no text policy no matter what the press release claims.
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
How the fuck are we supposed to even report any talkers if they take away the papers and pens?
@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social please explain yourself re: this ONLY mobile ordering DURING the film. It's bad enough you're lax about people talking during the film but now you're telling me the only way to order IS TO PULL OUT YOUR PHONE? Make it make sense. You've lost a customer if this is true.
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social please explain yourself re: this ONLY mobile ordering DURING the film. It's bad enough you're lax about people talking during the film but now you're telling me the only way to order IS TO PULL OUT YOUR PHONE? Make it make sense. You've lost a customer if this is true.
The only reason I go here is their no talking/texting rule. I know they've used the mobile ordering before the film in the past but switching to ONLY mobile ordering is some bullshit. I guess I won't ever be going to the movies anymore. This was my last bastion of no phones and it'll be gone.
The entire point of going to the Drafthouse is that people DON'T have their phones out? You cannot shift to this method and maintain the no talk, no text policy no matter what the press release claims.
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Alamo Drafthouse Goes Mobile, Getting Rid of Pen-and-Paper Food Orders to ‘Protect the Moviegoing Experience’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Alamo Drafthouse is switching to mobile ordering for food and drinks to "protect the moviegoing experience."
variety.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The only reason I go here is their no talking/texting rule. I know they've used the mobile ordering before the film in the past but switching to ONLY mobile ordering is some bullshit. I guess I won't ever be going to the movies anymore. This was my last bastion of no phones and it'll be gone.
Just remember I'm taking the kiddo to see RISKY BUSINESS on the big screen tonight. Part of the "Guest Selects" series programmed by Josh Safdie. I've seen it many times in the theatre and on cable but it's probably been at least 30 years since the last time I've watched it. Good lord I'm old.
a woman in a pink shirt is laying down with her hand on her face and the words " you wanna come " written above her
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January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Just remember I'm taking the kiddo to see RISKY BUSINESS on the big screen tonight. Part of the "Guest Selects" series programmed by Josh Safdie. I've seen it many times in the theatre and on cable but it's probably been at least 30 years since the last time I've watched it. Good lord I'm old.
Needed to get some stickers for the car. Had to get one to represent @evilmopacatx.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Needed to get some stickers for the car. Had to get one to represent @evilmopacatx.bsky.social
What's your #childhoodcinema
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
What's your #childhoodcinema
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.
Mine is the Montclair (CA) Triplex. When I was 5ish my mum's boyfriend took me & my older brother to see ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. Afterwards, he realized maybe it wasn't a good idea. I think that explains a lot about me.
When I was 16, I started working there.