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Faster, Santa! Kill! Kil!
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Writer Austin Chronicle, TalkFilmSociety, Looper, Daily Grindhouse, One of Us

Co-host of George Kennedy is My Co-Pilot

1/2 of White Slaves of Chinatown

White Slaves of Chinatown YouTube is gone but The Back Room continues...
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Meine dispatcher says there's something wrong with deine cable.
Someone on this bus both recognized my Death Records vest AND my Letterboxd pin. Good lord, what if they ask my screen name?
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Birthday week may be over, but last call for holiday shipping is right around the corner!
🎁Well, it's birthday week! My goal for birthday week? Sell one print for every year I've trodden this earth, plus one for the year to come. 43 in all. Can I do it? Let's see!

(Now is also the time to place holiday orders so they actually arrive for the holidays!)

www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Oh, Facebook... can't believe two years have gone by so quickly.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I didn't mention it at the time but a senator came into to the store a few weeks back. I'm positive it was him. He was with his wife. Just the two of them. No security. They just drive themselves to our bougie store to buy a few groceries.
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Marty Supreme
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
45° and windy outside and I'm here waiting for a bus to go to a 6 hour shift at HEB. BRRR.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

The Smiths
Radiohead (Whiskey a Go Go)
Prince
Elvis Costello (Viper Room)
Beastie Boys

(I've seen 150+ shows)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

UB40/The Police
Dire Straits
B52s/David Bowie
Dead Can Dance
Yes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Boyz II Men (at my high school)
Nortec Collective/Kinky/Cafe Tacuba
Flogging Molly/Wilco/R.E.M.
Garbage/Alanis Morrissette
Bella Morte/Cruxshadows
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Today's the day, friends. The kiddo's soul will be crushed and I will ugly cry and possibly give myself a migraine. If that doesn't scream Thanksgiving, I don't know what does.
Kiddo wanted to watch FIREFLY for the first time so we've been watching an episode a night. We just finished the last episode on Wednesday. He wants to wait to watch SERENITY until Thanksgiving, and friends, I'm not sure if I'm ready emotionally to go through it again even after all these years.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Woke up at 5am cos my body says it's Thursday and I should be going to work. Went back to sleep at 7am, woke back up at 10am. Do I go for yet another nap?
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Benjamin J. Grimm wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Benjamin J. Grimm wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I wouldn't have seen 3/4 of the concerts I've seen had I not gone by myself.

It was amazing seeing Radiohead, Ride, Oasis, Blur, The Smiths, Happy Mondays, White Stripes, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, NIN, New Order, Primal Scream, Jesus and Mary Chain, and dozen of others by myself.
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Did you know there's a giant sculpture over here at Berkman and Manor in ATX?
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Supervisor told us to go ahead and leave, she would stay until 5. Don't have to tell me twice. At the bus stop already. Don't have to be back until Tuesday.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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A COLT IS MY PASSPORT is a perfect™ movie and is the 1st thing everyone should watch w/ their trial subscription to the Criterion Channel.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you're looking for another Noir to close out the month, may I suggest A COLT IS MY PASSPORT (1967). Can't beat a Joe Shishido film.

Just saw BRANDED TO KILL on the big screen last night. Hell, watch that this weekend, too. Do a Shishido Double. Treat yourself!
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
OG Star Wars Battlefront

Rockband w/ all new updated instruments
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I definitely want to see because I love Wagner Moura.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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look I'm extremely not feeling promote-y or salesman-y this season but i just made the grave mistake of looking at my bank account so i should probably lyk there's a sale on in my etsy store this week: www.etsy.com/shop/panands...
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
At my day job today. Only 6 people here, normally 32, give or take. I am ready to go home. Once I'm out of here, I'll be off until Tuesday. Office is closed Thurs and Fri (Paid both days) and Mon is that free 8 hrs paid off for working Veterans Day. I do have to work 6 hours at HEB on Sun, though.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kiddo's review:
Lol
boxd.it/bQleQj
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Now seated for BRANDED TO KILL, with the kiddo. His first time watch.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
May Co.
Robinsons
Prints Plus
Home Depot

(First job was a movie theatre but I did ROP at May Co when I was a Jr in high school for Display Merchandising)
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Share a reliable character actor

Richard Jenkins is always terrific. If I see his name in the credits, I know I'll at least have him to look forward to watching.

Also, he should've won an Oscar for BONE TOMAHAWK.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM