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Joel B. Ryan :->
@forced2bthatmf.bsky.social
My name is not Joel, it's an ethnic name that you cannot pronounce. I post things I find funny on here.

Yes my profile picture is a yassified Gummigoo. Don't judge me! He's a cutie patootie!!! (*^ω^) (Credit to @thebeeskneesradio on Tiktok)
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Honestly "Don't Engage, Just Block" has transformed my social media experience so profoundly that it's hard for me to describe. It's just so much better to be online now.
i also liked the fact that most of us who had come from the other site had the mentality of not giving "bad actors" the benefit of the doubt on here , and told all to block, not mute, an move on
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I hate that negativity gets all the amplification by social media algorithms.

Let’s amplify LOVE instead.

I am beaming love at you. Right now.

Fuck the haters. I defy you. I am beaming extra love right into your face. Relax and be loved.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I HATE YouTube Shorts, I HATE TikTok, I HATE Shortform “content”, and MOST OF ALL, I HATE X.COM!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I'm sorry if you use TikTok and you're over 30 you are a fucking idiot
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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the second comment - don't think i can even argue with it
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.
October 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I don't want a response track from Charli. A beef that begins publicly with a song where Party 1 admits they get shitty and insecure around Party 2 is dead and embarrassing from the get-go, I genuinely hope it does not continue.
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Greta Thunberg has been detained in an Israeli cell infested with bedbugs and supplied with insufficient food and water, according to activists:

“They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag.”
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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If you compare Taylor Swift to Eminem you are obligated to share this, it’s in my contract

www.otherdavemoore.com/p/how-you-ge...
How You Get the World: Reflections on Taylor Swift, Pt. 5
Part 5: Taylor Swift, modal rap, and the end of "range"
www.otherdavemoore.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me listening to the Charli diss track:
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Here’s a movie I adore with an awful Rotten Tomatoes score AND audience score
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
🤢
September 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I wonder what @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social thinks of this Olivia Dean song
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Weird how 'childlessness' is regarded by some as this eccentric lifestyle choice but there's no such word as 'catlessness'. People without cats who aren't trying for a cat or waiting until they move into a bigger place before they can have cats are the ones we should be writing probing profiles on.
August 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes
August 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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agree with everyone that the sabrina carpenter album cover is incredibly problematic. she's not doing any carpentry
August 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Bluesky is mostly great

Also Bluesky is an actual business with actual people trying to be a business doing business things so that they can eat and keep the virtual and real doors open

Sometimes the former and latter get into a slapfight
it is a little weird to read stuff like “this place used to be great once” i mean it’s only been a little over two years and a portion of that was just twenty people posting alf memes lol
August 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
😲
August 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM