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no. 1 soy boy
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Sometimes being insane isn’t so bad. But fr, why would *this* be the thing I follow through on?
“Six months ago I met the love of my life.The most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her, and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life” MANNNNNNN
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
beginning to think i am subject to some kind of fuckboy surveillance network, because how do they know when i am or am not in town?? why can't they reappear when i have an easy excuse to turn them down?
Looking up ways to become a more rotted reddit atheist in the hopes of no longer giving off whatever vibe that makes polyamorous ultrahippies think that I am what they are looking for
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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square
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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In Kopenhagen gibt es die Vorschrift, dass alle wichtigen Radwege bei Schneefall bis spätestens 08:00 Uhr morgens geräumt sein müssen, damit die Menschen sicher mit dem Fahrrad zur Arbeit fahren können. So sieht dass dann aus❤️😀
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!”

“I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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nice photo choice in "languages of São Tomé and Príncipe"
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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this may be the single most insufferable thing about the radical centrist caucus - not just extending good faith to obviously bad faith people but demanding everyone else do the same and chiding them when they don’t
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Longing ✨️
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Send them directly to me, actually.
it has never been more important than it is right now to post any pictures you take of greyhounds in their little jackets and booties
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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everyone: OMG all the rich and powerful people in the world turned out to be abusers and pedophiles!??!!
neil gaiman: hey everyone, remember me?
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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My sister in Christ, you live in the world and we are all connected. You may think your choices are neutral but there is no such thing as neutrality! What you actually seek is insulation from the impact of your own choices.

Anyway I canceled my subscription and now I’m bummed
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Zohran Mamdani overcame millions of dollars of superPAC and billionaire money to win his race.

One reason why? New York City’s public financing system. Watch:
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Gothy Elvira Nathalia

Sweden, Baptisms, 1611-1920
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Would like to remind all Danes, who are outraged at what is happening in the US, that our current government would do the same, if they could. We already incarcerate asylum seekers indefinitely and are currently negotiating with Rawanda about sending them there.
#dkpol
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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catbus
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Do you dress like that on purpose?
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Ooof!
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:20 PM