Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
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#YNWA
Sensational second half.. more of that please
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Sensational second half.. more of that please
Absolutely deserved for Konate!
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Absolutely deserved for Konate!
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad
In what world is that not a booking?
January 31, 2026 at 9:49 PM
In what world is that not a booking?
I'll be honest.. flo has been so good, I'm stunned Arne hasn't taken him off
January 31, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'll be honest.. flo has been so good, I'm stunned Arne hasn't taken him off
Flo is a fuckin magician!
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Flo is a fuckin magician!
I'm made up we got ahead - but it papers over the fact that we were AWFUL for 40 mins.
This negative try not to lose style has to stop. You can see how good we are when the players get forward, but they've clearly been told to hold to a shape, with so many of them standing around
This negative try not to lose style has to stop. You can see how good we are when the players get forward, but they've clearly been told to hold to a shape, with so many of them standing around
January 31, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I'm made up we got ahead - but it papers over the fact that we were AWFUL for 40 mins.
This negative try not to lose style has to stop. You can see how good we are when the players get forward, but they've clearly been told to hold to a shape, with so many of them standing around
This negative try not to lose style has to stop. You can see how good we are when the players get forward, but they've clearly been told to hold to a shape, with so many of them standing around
Hugo! Our fuckin saviour!
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hugo! Our fuckin saviour!
Hugo and Wirtz the small spark of light!
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Hugo and Wirtz the small spark of light!
That's been coming all game.
We have been absolutely awful from the first minute.
Gakpo and Mac are both as good as a man down.
I'm done with this negative bullshit game plan.
We have been absolutely awful from the first minute.
Gakpo and Mac are both as good as a man down.
I'm done with this negative bullshit game plan.
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
That's been coming all game.
We have been absolutely awful from the first minute.
Gakpo and Mac are both as good as a man down.
I'm done with this negative bullshit game plan.
We have been absolutely awful from the first minute.
Gakpo and Mac are both as good as a man down.
I'm done with this negative bullshit game plan.
The amount of players just standing around is killing me. Move into goddam space you lazy bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The amount of players just standing around is killing me. Move into goddam space you lazy bastards.
Could we stop with the fucking corners?
January 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Could we stop with the fucking corners?
10 mins in, and it has been woeful.
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
10 mins in, and it has been woeful.
Behave Mac. Fuck all in that
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Behave Mac. Fuck all in that
What happened to refs only stopping play for head injuries?
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What happened to refs only stopping play for head injuries?
Very close offside, but I'll take it 😁
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Very close offside, but I'll take it 😁
Makes sense to take them off to protect them.. but still.. *grumble*
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Makes sense to take them off to protect them.. but still.. *grumble*
Fkn hell.. Mac!
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Fkn hell.. Mac!
Lets keep at them even at 4.. a big score would give some big confidence going into the next game
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Lets keep at them even at 4.. a big score would give some big confidence going into the next game
Brilliant from Hugo!
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Brilliant from Hugo!
Fantastic free kick!
January 28, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Fantastic free kick!
You can tell this isnt a PL ref - Salah got given a free-kick.
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
You can tell this isnt a PL ref - Salah got given a free-kick.
I was eating lunch there, and Paramount cut to a close up of haalands face, and it's put me off my food.
January 28, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I was eating lunch there, and Paramount cut to a close up of haalands face, and it's put me off my food.
Is it just me, or does virg look knackered?
It's a lot of running he's doing tbf..
It's a lot of running he's doing tbf..
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Is it just me, or does virg look knackered?
It's a lot of running he's doing tbf..
It's a lot of running he's doing tbf..
I want to know what gakpo has on Slot, because I'm still at a loss how he starts ahead of rio
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I want to know what gakpo has on Slot, because I'm still at a loss how he starts ahead of rio