Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
#YNWA
#YNWA
All you need to know is that I get to use this picture again
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All you need to know is that I get to use this picture again
That isn't ok with me.
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That isn't ok with me.
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
Not quite the downward "trend"
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
September 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Not quite the downward "trend"
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
Honestly, just right here..
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Honestly, just right here..
Me, at my job, every damn day
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me, at my job, every damn day
This will forever be the worst cut in any movie ever made. Sultry smoky eye to nothing so he can rip his mask off 😂
August 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This will forever be the worst cut in any movie ever made. Sultry smoky eye to nothing so he can rip his mask off 😂
I'm just not going to listen to this to get the context - it's comedy gold all on its own.
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm just not going to listen to this to get the context - it's comedy gold all on its own.
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Batman Returns says hello..
Seconds before he rips his mask off
Seconds before he rips his mask off
August 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Batman Returns says hello..
Seconds before he rips his mask off
Seconds before he rips his mask off
It's good, but for pure unnecessary humiliation, I liked this one from the other day 😂
August 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's good, but for pure unnecessary humiliation, I liked this one from the other day 😂
Frank does not want to work today.
August 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Frank does not want to work today.
Scheels has a really nice plain top too, unfortunately, no Scheels near me 😂
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
August 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Scheels has a really nice plain top too, unfortunately, no Scheels near me 😂
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
I saw this pic today, and I'm so sad I don't have a Scheels near me.
July 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I saw this pic today, and I'm so sad I don't have a Scheels near me.
I started typing a reply here and I literally got another one mid-sentence 🤣
July 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I started typing a reply here and I literally got another one mid-sentence 🤣
Bwahaha then you get one more awful one
June 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Bwahaha then you get one more awful one
Best I can do is a bad joke
June 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Best I can do is a bad joke
Ugh, spoke too soon!
Realfeel is 113F
Realfeel is 113F
June 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ugh, spoke too soon!
Realfeel is 113F
Realfeel is 113F
In case you forgot what you said.
June 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In case you forgot what you said.
I think they won't be as understanding when he slips defensively as we are. But he's made his decision.
It'll turn out the same as what klopp said to coutinho
It'll turn out the same as what klopp said to coutinho
May 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think they won't be as understanding when he slips defensively as we are. But he's made his decision.
It'll turn out the same as what klopp said to coutinho
It'll turn out the same as what klopp said to coutinho
Absolutely could be the stunt double for Marco from the Responder
May 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Absolutely could be the stunt double for Marco from the Responder
