Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
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I guess we'll see who has more good faith banked with the club. Arne or Mo.
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I guess we'll see who has more good faith banked with the club. Arne or Mo.
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
Konate starts every game. Konate costs us every game. Gomez rotting on the bench.
Somebody make it make sense.
Somebody make it make sense.
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Konate starts every game. Konate costs us every game. Gomez rotting on the bench.
Somebody make it make sense.
Somebody make it make sense.
Leeds fans cheering a draw like they've just won the champions league 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Leeds fans cheering a draw like they've just won the champions league 🤣
This is what we get for trying to waste time in the corner with 6.5 mins left
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is what we get for trying to waste time in the corner with 6.5 mins left
9???? How the fuck is it 9?
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
9???? How the fuck is it 9?
Szobo!
Now fucking lock it down.
Now fucking lock it down.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Szobo!
Now fucking lock it down.
Now fucking lock it down.
Can already see all the players heads are gone.
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can already see all the players heads are gone.
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
Having Bradley back would be the exact kind of game where Salah could do well, getting service down the side.
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Having Bradley back would be the exact kind of game where Salah could do well, getting service down the side.
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
Happy Arsenal finally lost day, to all those who celebrate it 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy Arsenal finally lost day, to all those who celebrate it 🤣
Goodbye savings
September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Goodbye savings
Today I drive into the office, start working, then the network goes out.
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄
September 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Today I drive into the office, start working, then the network goes out.
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄
I'm just not going to listen to this to get the context - it's comedy gold all on its own.
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm just not going to listen to this to get the context - it's comedy gold all on its own.
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Frank does not want to work today.
August 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Frank does not want to work today.
I made it to work 20 minutes early...
a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom
ALT: a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom
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August 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I made it to work 20 minutes early...
I have been overly busy with work the last few days, and just came up for air to see Elon and Dipshit bitch fighting 🤣
Here's hoping neither is mature enough to deescalate 🤣
Here's hoping neither is mature enough to deescalate 🤣
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight .
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June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I have been overly busy with work the last few days, and just came up for air to see Elon and Dipshit bitch fighting 🤣
Here's hoping neither is mature enough to deescalate 🤣
Here's hoping neither is mature enough to deescalate 🤣
Well, I don't think anyone is still nervous? 😁
April 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well, I don't think anyone is still nervous? 😁
April 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Mornin' all
Excited?
Excited?
April 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mornin' all
Excited?
Excited?
Good morning all
It's Friday! Today I think I'll work from home and save the commute, and maybe sneak away during lunch to lounge next to the pool.
What's the plan for everyone else?
It's Friday! Today I think I'll work from home and save the commute, and maybe sneak away during lunch to lounge next to the pool.
What's the plan for everyone else?
April 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Good morning all
It's Friday! Today I think I'll work from home and save the commute, and maybe sneak away during lunch to lounge next to the pool.
What's the plan for everyone else?
It's Friday! Today I think I'll work from home and save the commute, and maybe sneak away during lunch to lounge next to the pool.
What's the plan for everyone else?
I'm sitting here thinking a nice early night would be good. Look at the clock and it's only 5 😂
a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness
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April 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm sitting here thinking a nice early night would be good. Look at the clock and it's only 5 😂