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Perfectly Cromulent @frankiepancakes.bsky.social · Nov 2
I make and sell paper pinecone ornaments using old maps, vintage sheet music, and now Japanese Chiyogami paper (it’s what I started with years ago.) I will try to post shop updates as I make more for the holidays, but you can always check out what’s in my shop with the link:

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A pinecone ornament made from a vintage map of Los Angeles hangs from a black ribbon loop. It has a short string of colorful glass beads, a “map key” included. A cobalt blue and gold Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament with patterns of gold swirls and gold waves on blue hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A green and gold Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament with patterns of gold dots on green and green leaves outlined in gold hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A pinecone ornament made from piano sheet music hangs from a black ribbon loop.
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chriscjackson.bsky.social
This entire weekend
in the pit
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Still making and listing! All ornaments now $22, free shipping in the US on orders over $40. Last weekend to shop before I pause sales for the year!

#bsnm #ornaments #handmade

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A pinecone ornament made from vintage piano sheet music. The paper is a warm ivory, covered in black musical notes and directions. It is hanging from a black ribbon loop. The top of a pinecone ornament made from vintage piano music. The title “Triste” is in large letters, just above a black ribbon bow pinned to the top of the ornament. The title is from Tchaikovsky’s Chanson Triste, or Sad Song. Sometimes the sad song is just what you need. The top of a pinecone ornament made from vintage piano sheet music. The title “Waltz” is in large letters just above the black ribbon bow pinned to the top of the ornament.
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Price cut! All ornaments in the shop are now $22! This is the final weekend to get them, I’ll be pausing Monday or Tuesday. Thank you to everyone who has purchased, or liked & shared my posts - it’s been my best season yet, thanks to you 💙

#bsnm #ornaments #handmade

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December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
A new holiday classic
Peaches Stickyfingers? Reporter confuses Christmas Elf name with "stripper name" live on air
YouTube video by Global News
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December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Same shit, different century
root2702.bsky.social root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 3d
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
The man who is unwilling to wear a flu mask usually is of the kind who expects everybody to listen to him when he speaks
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
I love George Wallace and whatnot.
mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 4d
Holy shit, thank you FIFA for naming me Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. I am honored, and I can't wait to KICK it with y'all at the after party and whatnot.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
More teeth today.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
“THIS ONE IS MINE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!”

Thanks, @tylerfromtheinternet.com I love it!
A navy blue t shirt with “Unsubscribe” in a funky 70s font in blue to orange gradient.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
You’ve done it, IKEA. Now I have a wall display!

#bsnm #ornaments
A bunch of paper pinecone ornaments hanging on a tree-shaped accordion rack made of blond wood. It’s about 2 feet tall and I’m incredibly chuffed to have bought it.
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
I love my Christmas saguaro! 💚
You should have one, too!
surlyamy.bsky.social Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social · 7d
Antique crackle glazed light up cactus. Really pretty light green glaze made with glass with tiny cracks all through it.
2 left. Surly.etsy.com
A light up cactus with antique crackle glaze. A light up cactus show with the light turned on.
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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themerl.bsky.social
when people say goated this is what they mean
dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 7d
THREAD.

A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
Some goats who grew up during the heyday of Slipknot, Linkin Park and Korn, and had always wanted to form their own band within the nu metal subgenre, but now, having finally been brave enough to commit and go for it, are trying to brave it out and conceal their concern that they might have left it too late to fit in with prevailing musical trends.
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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plataica.com
Perfectos para dar un toque de #color 🎨, pendientes pequeños de colores en #plata925

👉 https://bit.ly/3QGVK7H

#plata925 #joyeríaartesanal #hechoamano #envíogratis #Colors #artesanía #plataycolor #earrings
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts a young girl in bed. She hears "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises. Panel two depicts the same girl with an excited expression. She thinks, "That must be santa on the roof!" Panel three depicts the girl smiling. Panel four depicts a possum on the roof in heels making the "CLOP CLOP CLOP" noises.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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pigeonpost.shop
BunnyType prints from @discopawbs.bsky.social in shop now!
Retro poster of a cartoon bunny, sitting at a desk and using a teletype machine. The caption reads: "The new BunnyType Teleprinter range lets you talk to anybunny in the world, at any time- INSTANTLY!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
What I’m listening to while I’m making your ornaments and boxing up your orders ❤️
#imgonnahoplikeafrog #ohshit
Success - Iggy Pop
YouTube video by fprawkins
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December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Oh, I know! You’re really into music and travel.

#bsnm #ornaments #gifts

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Four paper pinecone ornaments rest on a vintage map. Two are made from vintage piano sheet music, and two are made from vintage maps.
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Perhaps sophisticated elegance is your vibe.

#bsnm #ornaments #gifts

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Four black and gold patterned pinecone ornaments rest on a vintage map.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Maybe you’re more outdoorsy, and prefer the vastness of the ocean, or the solitude of the woods.

#bsnm #ornaments #gifts

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Four paper pinecone ornaments rest on a vintage map. Three are cobalt blue with delicate patterns in gold, and one is green and gold, with a leaf pattern.
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Do you like a hearty red, maybe with delicate overtones or floral notes?

#bsnn #ornaments #gifts

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Four paper pinecone ornaments rest on a vintage map. They have gold patterns on rich red background, tiny dots, floral, and colorful stripes.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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elliottcassel.com
Hi John, thank you so much for the opportunity! I'm Elliott, a small artist, and I make pins, stickers, and other things in my shop. www.etsy.com/shop/elliott...
A black T-shirt featuring a green and gold Dragon Age design that reads, "I saved the city of Minrathous and all I got was this shirt." A red, black, and white glitter sticker shaped like a heart featuring Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham as they looked in Mizumono. A gold-colored enamel pin shaped like a stamp featuring the Astral Clocktower from Bloodborne. A holographic purple and red sticker featuring Shuten-douji from Fate/Grand Order.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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petunia846.bsky.social
Hi, my Etsy shop is mostly cross stitch patterns, but I’ve also just started selling these buttons, which I make with black out poetry from old books. There are the poetry ones and there are also pronoun badge ones in the black out style. There are two sizes of each.

www.etsy.com/shop/SkyShip...
A square picture looking down into a box with aqua green walls. Inside the box is a collection of shiny pin back buttons. Most of the buttons are striped with black lines that cross out text from books so that only particular words are visible. Some are colored in completely except for the specific words. Thee are also gold, silver, and multicolored highlighting. An example of one button says, “romantic grandiose plans and glamorous dreams.” Another one just says, “Remember—everything”. A square picture looking down into a box with aqua green walls. Inside the box is a collection of shiny pin back buttons. Most of the buttons are striped with black lines that cross out text from books so that only particular words are visible. Some are colored in completely except for the specific words. There are also gold, silver, and copper. There are pins visible that say, “she her” “he him” and “they them”. (There are other combinations in the shop, but that is what is pictured in this particular image.)
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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tishamark.com
Day 4: #ArtAdventCalendar

Tisha Mark ©2025, Quietly Darker, oil on gessobord, 8"x8"

tishamark.com/product/quie...

#art #painting #bsnm #TraditionalArt #SciArt
Original oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Quietly Darker" 8"x8" oil on Ampersand Gessobord (2025). Painting of a loosely painted abstract-leaning atmospheric seascape with earth tones on a dark shore. The sky has orange and gray tones with hints of blue.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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daltonthetart.bsky.social
Man I love this mug. I need to buy more b-mix clay even though I don’t actually like it. The colors just turn out so nice.

#pottery #sciart #bsnm

lesserimppottery.etsy.com/listing/4405...
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM