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Fred Bojangles

@fredbojangles.bsky.social

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Dad (boy and cat) husband, avid NUFC supporter, PS5 & retro gamer and lover of all things amusing. A bit of law every now and again. Likes or follows are not an endorsement. Here for the larks! Tynedale, Northumberland.

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 15h

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 1d

Former mackem boss/ professional Shearer hater and Arsenal fanboy Ian Wright. Did you expect any less?

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Marc @atomised2000.bsky.social · 2d

Unsolicited Nick pic #NUFC

Von Woltemade celebrates scoring his goal in a World Cup qualifier.

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 4d

Great response.That tickled me!

Check out the Brannagh version if you haven't seen it. Absolutely stellar cast. Osric was played by Robin Williams.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 4d

You're right. He gets killed in the Kenneth Brannagh directed movie, which itself was adapted from the RSC version a few years earlier which I saw, but I checked the text and it doesn't mention him dying.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 5d

Also, how the hell is Florian Thauvin coming on for Mbappe and scoring for France. What is it with #nufc flops coming good?

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 5d

Just seen that the rat blanked against Switzerland and they're bottom of the group and not going looking likely to trouble the scorers at the WC. #nufc

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 6d

9 in Hamlet (not counting old Hamlet, who dies before it starts)

Hamlet,
Claudius,
Gertrude,
Laertes,
Osric,
Rosencrantz,
Guildenstern,
Ophelia,
Polonius.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 6d

Pretty sure the flight suit was actually from Event Horizon.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 6d

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 6d

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 9d

Worst ref I've seen in a long time. The fact that Big Joe started encouraging us to sing "you're not fit to referee" louder tells a tale.

Any game in which the truly horrible, talentless thug Ryan Yates is playing needs a tough ref. This wasn't that ref.

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 9d

It's not been good. The Rodgers saga was the worst as it teased hope when there was clearly none. Hurts even more to see him doing it at the Steelers now.

But if my #nufc can win their first domestic trophy in 70 years I still hold out some dangling thread of hope.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 9d

After 35 years of supporting them, it's definitely a case of Stockholm Syndrome now.

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 10d

What's that? How's the forsaken, did you say?

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 10d

There is no other team I would ever want to lose more than the Mackems. Any other answer is the wrong answer. Townful of unwashed, slackjawed idiots.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 11d

"Greggs sausage rolls are on me, lads."

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 14d

Nah, I saw it too. Close control, fearless in the tackle, stayed upright and emerged with the ball. Clears he who shall not be named already in my opinion.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 14d

Oh, Frank. How I have missed you.

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 14d

0-2 up at half time away in the #UCL Big Nick on the score sheet again and I've just had confirmation that I got away tickets to West Ham for me and the boy. Not a bad evening. #NUFC

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 15d

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Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 16d

I'm sorry, but of all the takes, this isn't the one. There's not a single player that fits your description and you're either stirring the shit pile on purpose for attention or you aren't watching the same team as 51k are.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 18d

Wait for the drop off, then we get to see them crying on TV on the last day of the season.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 18d

I thought they were bang average and pretty toothless at SJP.

Bringing the useless Huang off at half time has certainly made a difference.

If spurs can't score against these then that bodes well for our Cup tie, but I do think Frank is a top, top manager.

Fred Bojangles @fredbojangles.bsky.social · 19d

Bradford fans did their club proud on wednesday night and I wish you all the best for the rest of the season.