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Fred Bojangles
@fredbojangles.bsky.social
Dad (boy and cat) husband, avid NUFC supporter, PS5 & retro gamer and lover of all things amusing.
A bit of law every now and again.
Likes or follows are not an endorsement.
Here for the larks!
Tynedale, Northumberland.
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4 years since Eddie Howe became Newcastle United manager.

What a ride it’s been - the passion, the progress, the pride restored 🖤🤍

From survival scrap to Champions League dreams to our first piece of silverware in 56 yrs

Wor Gaffa 🫡

#NUFC
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Up for the Carabao Cup! 🏆
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Have to salute Ekitike's response to scoring against his former club. Hands up, muted celebration demonstrating humility. Showing a certain rodent why respect between fans and player is so important. #nufc
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Unsolicited Nick pic #NUFC
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just seen that the rat blanked against Switzerland and they're bottom of the group and not going looking likely to trouble the scorers at the WC. #nufc
October 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
0-2 up at half time away in the #UCL Big Nick on the score sheet again and I've just had confirmation that I got away tickets to West Ham for me and the boy. Not a bad evening. #NUFC
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel for all US citizens right now. Either you have a perspective on what a laughing stock your president has just made of your country on the most global stage, or you don't. Either way you have my sympathy #trump
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Champions League football under the lights at St. James’ Park ✨

HOWAY THE LADS! 🙌
September 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
MAGA: "Charlie Kirk is a free speech martyr."

Also MAGA: "Kimmel needs silencing because he said mean things about us."
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave"

Yeah, right.
September 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The latter part of this from wor Eddie is music to my ears. I always watch the club's goofy social media stuff and I was never convinced the rat enjoyed those interactions. A lot said he was shy. Maybe not.

That wor Nick seems to be a joker is a great thing.
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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it's real support from actual racists
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Banksy mural, critiqued effectively by @davidallengreen.bsky.social also unfortunately feeds the narrative that all protest is sacred and should be above the law. Peaceful protest should be protected, but violent protest, mob mentality and vigilantism need to be differentiated and prevented.
September 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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The pettiness of the announcement is what I’ve been waiting for.

Well done.
September 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Seen quite a few comments about the small size of Union Saint Galloise's home stadium with just 9,400 capacity. Apparently they will play their UCL games at Anderlecht's ground, which holds 21,500 #nufc
August 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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We will host Barcelona at St. James' Park! 🤩
August 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Forgetting transfer nonsense, Monday's atmosphere at SJP was one of the best I've experienced. If we, as fans, could consistently meet every opponent with a similarly hostile approach and cheer our team for every kick of the game like that it would be in the top five match days out in the world.
August 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Another thought. If Isak was promised something, name who made the promise. #nufc
August 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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No words needed here #nufc
August 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Here me out. In a desperate situation where we need 2+ strikers in the squad, why not Jamie Vardy? One year deal with maybe an option for a second. Low base wage and a tonne in extras (goal bonus, assist bonus, start bonus, appearances bonus, CL knockout stage bonus etc.) What's not to like? #nufc
August 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
From now on I think we all owe it to ourselves to refer to him only as Fabbricazione Romano. You're welcome. @fabriziorom.bsky.social #nufc
August 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Just finished seeing Derren Brown at Sunderland Empire and he just randomly hypnotised the Mackems' captain 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #nufc
July 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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This is the last thing the BBC needs
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Beatles list:
10. I am the Walrus
9. Come Together
8. Blackbird
7. Help!
6. Let It Be
5. Something
4. Get Back
3. Yesterday
2. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
1. Hey Jude
ok, beatles list:
10. across the universe
9. twist and shout
8. come together
7. i saw her standing there
6. two of us
5. something
4. hey jude
3. a day in the life
2. drive my car
1. [holding up a million middle fingers] penny lane
April 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if Wor Eddie was actually catching a few rays on an all inclusive in Tenerife, having pulled a sickie knowing it was only Manchester reds. #NUFC
April 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM