ICE ISIS
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE ISIS
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Insane Chicken Posse
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Insane Chicken Posse
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Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
10/10 no notes
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
10/10 no notes
This adequately illustrates just how pissed everyone in Minnesota is right now.
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
This adequately illustrates just how pissed everyone in Minnesota is right now.
I can verify Blish. No code needed.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I can verify Blish. No code needed.
Hear me out: a helicopter is just a really clever lawnmower that taught itself to fly after a brief metamorphosis.
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Hear me out: a helicopter is just a really clever lawnmower that taught itself to fly after a brief metamorphosis.
STRIKE US DOWN, AND WE’LL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
City of Minneapolis confirms reports of another shooting involving federal law enforcement near 26th Street and Nicollet Avenue.
Reports of another shooting involving federal agents in Whittier neighborhood
City of Minneapolis confirms reports of another shooting involving federal law enforcement near 26th Street and Nicollet Avenue.
www.kare11.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
STRIKE US DOWN, AND WE’LL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
Looking at renting a bunker for my 5 year anniversary.
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Looking at renting a bunker for my 5 year anniversary.
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Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri, according to local officials, who urged anyone who spotted one of the primates to report its location to the city’s animal control department.
Monkeys Are on the Loose in St. Louis, City Officials Say
As many as four vervet monkeys were spotted in a neighborhood in North St. Louis on Thursday, city officials said. No one knows how they got there.
nyti.ms
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri, according to local officials, who urged anyone who spotted one of the primates to report its location to the city’s animal control department.
Fear not! There’s robust and even luxurious options for bird houses at that price point.
January 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Fear not! There’s robust and even luxurious options for bird houses at that price point.
Should we be concerned about the Y2K bug or are we good now?
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Should we be concerned about the Y2K bug or are we good now?
The holidays is when I get to sleep in the basement
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The holidays is when I get to sleep in the basement
Yes
You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over. https://store.theonion.com/products/global-tetrahedron-logo-shirt?variant=42181213978693
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yes
You can’t take a piss there either. You can only buy it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You can’t take a piss there either. You can only buy it.
Don’t forget a gift shop where you buy piss.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Don’t forget a gift shop where you buy piss.
Ya know what makes a great stocking stuffer? A foot.
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ya know what makes a great stocking stuffer? A foot.
Always my final question, what are three books you’d recommend to the audience?
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Always my final question, what are three books you’d recommend to the audience?
Keep anks in thanksgiving, plz.
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Keep anks in thanksgiving, plz.
I just repelled from a helicopter armed with a super soaker full of Pepto Bismol. I will save my in-laws from the wrath of Thxgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just repelled from a helicopter armed with a super soaker full of Pepto Bismol. I will save my in-laws from the wrath of Thxgiving.
I’m thankful for apes.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m thankful for apes.